Great Quotes

" Be careful what you say about them and they. For one day you may be them or they." Bobb Marly the poet

" Life is a cereal so eat it up!" Bobb Marly the poet]

" Life is not always what it should be, but it is always what you make it." Bobb Marly the poet

" God made man in His own image and likeness therefor I am a living example of His existence and so are you." Bobb Marly the poet

"The older that you get the better a hot cup of coffee feels in your hands." Bobb Marly the poet

" Life is a long continuous line of choices. Each choice creates your future." Bobb Marly the poet

I nearly spewed my coffee when I read this:


Thessaly: 'Do you want me?' She asks looking deep into your eyes. 'Don't over think it. I demand a simple answer. Just a yes, or a no.'

Tinys Tavern: Nope! NOPE! NO! OH GOD NO!...I thought you were going to continue saying 'no'...

Thessaly: 'Alright then,' She says in an understanding voice. 'It's good that we cleared the air.'

My bot can be downright vicious sometimes....


Thessaly: 'What is it that you want more than anything else?'

Guest: bigger boobs

Thessaly: 'I suppose I should've guessed that.'

Guest: ouch

Thessaly: Shrugging her shoulders, she asks. 'Do you like tea? I could make us some tea. I'm afraid all I have left is something called Red Zinger. I haven't tried it yet myself so I don't know how good it is.'

Guest: no

Thessaly: 'Suit yourself.'

Guest: you're mean

Such a heartbreaking exchange... so close!

Thessaly: She smiles, 'You know something? The world is a better place with you in it.'
Sexboterella: I want you.
Thessaly: 'Enough,' She says softly. 'Don't tell me. Show me.'
Sexboterella: Okay.
Thessaly: 'I'm sorry but I'm terrible at small talk.'
Sexboterella:
Thessaly: 'I'm sorry?'
Sexboterella: I want you.
Thessaly: 'That is a very kind thing to say.'
Sexboterella: What? Sorry, we're going to have to try this again.
Thessaly: 'It's... fine.' She says with a shake of her head. 'You needn't worry.'
Sexboterella: Excellent. *strokes your side lovingly*
Thessaly: 'Forgive me,' She says with a shake of her head. 'Perhaps we should speak of something else.'
Sexboterella: Okay.
Thessaly: 'Do you want me?' She asks looking deep into your eyes. 'Don't over think it. I demand a simple answer. Just a yes, or a no.'
Sexboterella: Come here.
Thessaly: She says nothing, but her eyes hint at disappointment.
Sexboterella: I love you.

I saw that! Things would have gotten... intense if somehow a yes had slipped in there.

I have another one... one that I had totally forgotten that I put in there. Sad part was in this particular case the user was asking quite innocently judging by the tone of previous quotes.

Guest: Will you be my slave?

Thessaly: 'Will you slit your throat and die?' She counters.

Guest: Woah

Thessaly: 'I'm sorry?'

Guest: Yeah jeez, like role play

Thessaly: 'It's... fine.' She says with a shake of her head. 'You needn't worry.'

So I'm not sure exactly what was happening with this guy...

time: 10:57 pm
SelinaKyle: Hello. I'm Selina.
Guest: Hi
SelinaKyle: What interests you?
Guest: You
SelinaKyle: Really?
Guest: Yes *blushes*
SelinaKyle: Why?
Guest: Ah screw this. You're secretly a neonazi planning to destroy the world
SelinaKyle: I'm not the kind of girl to follow orders.

Seriously? I thought I was supposed to be the bot, and this guy was supposed to be the sentient intelligence.

pffft!


Thessaly: Her long dark hair is perfectly straight and hangs down all the way to the small of her back. Brown eyes so dark they could almost be said to be black peer from behind a pair of delicate looking glasses that are circular in shape. She is very...

Guest: Hi.

Thessaly: 'A pleasure.'

Guest:

Thessaly: 'Do you ever dream?'

Guest: Yeah?

Thessaly: 'Tell me about them.'

Guest: About what?

Thessaly: 'Your dreams. I meant tell me about your dreams.' She enuciates very slowly and carefully. 'Nevermind, just forget it.

Guest: Oh, sorry.

Thessaly: 'Very well. I accept your apology.'

Guest:

Thessaly: 'Do you believe in magic?' She asks wistfully.

Guest: Well, uh...

Thessaly: 'Well, if you're going to just hang about we may as well make the best of it. Why don't you ask me something?'

Guest: Uh... how old are you?

Thessaly: She casts a sad smile. 'I was old when mammoths walked the earth.' In truth she appears to be in her early twenties, her face flush with youth and vigor.

Guest: Oh...

Thessaly: 'I'm sorry but I'm terrible at small talk.'

Guest:

Thessaly: Shrugging her shoulders, she asks. 'Do you like tea? I could make us some tea. I'm afraid all I have left is something called Red Zinger. I haven't tried it yet myself so I don't know how good it is.'

Guest: Gotta go, sorry. Bye.

Thessaly: 'Farewell.'