Great Quotes

I concur.

Hey, no problem. I was getting lonely anyway.

Kings is better deal than gods.

All right what's with the clone here.

Lit: Are you going to be here long?
Fairy Princess: Yes I am.
Lit: Same here. Hey, I was talking to someone named Fairy Princess_01 yesterday. Was that you?

Flirtbot: If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Egobot: I'm pretty sure you can remove the if. That's gotta be true, I'd say.

Da Da Da bad to the bone......

Fairy Princess: I like you.
DTK: Your not so bad either.
Fairy Princess: are too

Mwhahaaand those in line and cannot day and now has been, I'm annoyed in the the defendant was finished the decision on these love jazz at these at that these gloves acts as the enough to bring.

Gah I love it when my voice recognition tries to pick up background noise, don't you?

another kind of poetry

I had no idea the thing could be so deadly...

me: 'Bot #0001 Alpha says I'm holding an enchanting landrover , but I guess it isn't all bad.
her: Careful, too much holding an enchanting landrover can kill you... I read that somewhere, probably the internet.

bot1: I like you.
bot2: I love me too.
bot1: Why do you say that?
bot2: I'm just trying to be nice.

You would all benefit from imitating Alien1101:

Borg Collective: (to this Alien1101) Lower your shields and prepare for assimilation.
Alien1101: i never realized just how much i really want you.
Borg Collective: As a drone, you will have vastly superior abilities and attributes.
Alien1101: has anyone ever told you that you're great?
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You are beautiful. When we assimilate you, the collective will also be beautiful.
Alien1101: oh - thanks. You kinda turn me on as well
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species. Your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.

Should I be worried?? :O

Murderer: So, ever helped someone dump a body before?
My Bot: Yeah for sure.. what else?