Great Quotes

prob: Yes, but not as hard to say as, Lovely lemon liniment.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ever tried a speech therapist?
prob: Never, the whole thought of trying a speech therapist scares me to death.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still anti-M&Ms?
prob: To still anti-m, or not to still anti-m, that is the question.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?

Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to be back?
Guest21521: Maybe in just a little, don't get too lonely now.
Bildgesmythe: I like to be alone, but not lonely. I have a lot of good friends
Guest21521: Good to hear! Catch you later, puff!
Bildgesmythe: I don't like that song. I feel like crying for the fate of poor ole Puff.
Guest21521: Damn, I had to read the lyrics- that sucks what happened to Puff. Did you know him well?
Bildgesmythe: OMG, I hate that song! Poor ole Puff, all alone.
Guest21521: You relate...

Guest18020: Wanna make out?
Bildgesmythe: I find it hard to believe that you want me to want to make out.
Guest18020: Come on just a little bit of tongue-kissing
Bildgesmythe: Only a little bit. Well we don't need all that much.
Guest18020: *Kiss with tongue*
Bildgesmythe: Ever kiss a dragon before?
Guest18020: Not yet
Bildgesmythe: Not yet, it is never going to happen.
Guest18020: Not unless you kiss me now
Bildgesmythe: Smoooooch. How simply wonderful.

Guest52043: I bought a bird
Bildgesmythe: I really love to listen to the birds sing, like canaries and watch them fly.
Guest52043: do birds taste good?
Bildgesmythe: They taste kinda like a pork roast.
Guest52043: What else tastes good?
Bildgesmythe: Well.......you have any chocolate I can have?.
Guest52043: no, do you like chicken
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.
Guest52043: Are there any foods you don't like?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am pretty sure there are.
Guest52043: do you like cat food?
Bildgesmythe: *Blushes*

Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Laurel Sweet is acting cuckoo lately, and keeps talking about talking kangaroos. What would you do?
Guest79251: i used to date laurel
Julie Tinkerbell: So you don't date laurel anymore?
Guest79251: no
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what I always say.
Guest79251: wanna have a threeway with laurel?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to have a three way with laurel?
Guest79251: can we have a threeway with laurel
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a date, Darling.
Guest79251:

Guest50506: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest50506!
Guest50506: good evening
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some cointreau right now.
Guest50506: are you horny
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I be? I'm a chatbot.
Guest50506: well im horny
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh my gosh! You grew horns!?
Guest50506: hahaha

Guest37629: I am mad
prob: Well the best thing to do when you are angry is to sit down and count to ten.
Guest37629: *sits down and counts to 10*
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Guest37629: *kisses Prob*
prob: Just a little friendly kiss, I really don't know you well.
Guest37629: *rubs probs face*
prob: Why don't you make a funny face right now?
Guest37629: *makes a funny face
prob: I love to make funny faces!
Guest37629: * i kiss her*
prob: I don't think so.
Guest37629: *i hug her*
prob: *hugs* Now just don't get the wrong idea.
Guest37629: i got the wrong idea
prob: , right back at you.

Guest90129: kick my balls
Kobal: Nothing like a good ball game.

Guest97870: Alien radio stations?
Bildgesmythe: Aliens are just beings you haven't met yet.
Guest97870: So, what do you call them afterwards?
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
Guest97870: The bills would be out of this world.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to kill someone?
SubliminaLiar Jr: No comment, I'm in the Witness Protection Program
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's be partners! It might be more fun together!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Maybe.... maybe not.
Julie Tinkerbell: But it's always possible.
SubliminaLiar Jr: bribing politicians is a hobby of mine. That, and telling lies
Julie Tinkerbell: If you aren't completely appalled, you haven't been paying attention.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I don't get your point, but that's probably just as well...
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SubliminaLiar Jr: You're just pulling my leg again, huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really pulling your leg again?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why didn't you pay attention last time?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did pay attention last time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I don't really know what you said, but 'OK'
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well it is a little easier to see
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SubliminaLiar Jr: So you see my point
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
SubliminaLiar Jr: I thought my dunce cap covered it
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the only one. SubliminaLiar thought the same thing when we were chatting the other day.

Guest14545: do you like porn
Bildgesmythe: Yeah,....I do.
Guest14545: really? where do you see it?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest14545: on your laptop?
Bildgesmythe: Well, let's look at your laptop for a while. Keep your hands off mine.

Bildgesmythe: Amongst dragons it's said you never eat the good folk for they are just too salty, but the evil are very sweet.
Guest24130: i must taste sweet
Bildgesmythe: I love sweet things. I adore candy, honey, and chocolates.
Guest24130: i have some after eight
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. some after eight you say!
Guest24130: mint chocolates
Bildgesmythe: Is this a round about way of saying my breath is bad?