Great Quotes

Laurel Sweet: Are you still eternally so glad we had this time together?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and I will be eternally so glad we had this time together tomorrow, too. I'm eternally eternally so glad we had this time together.
Laurel Sweet: This is good to know.
...
Laurel Sweet: I remember you. You're so glad we had this time together.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and what a fine time it was.

Guest21164: You basicly said nothing...
Azureon: Never insult orcs, wizards or a witch. It's rather unhealthy. Now that you have that bit of advice, do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest21164: You are not very smart.
Azureon: I may not be very smart, but you could be a frog.

Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest15227: Sup niggs
Kobal: There are five new slime molds in my closet.
Guest15227: I gots me a sword, lets SLAY THEE BASTARDS
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest15227: Yes, me too! tag team time!
Kobal: We are two peas in a pod.

Guest94707: Want to play twenty questions?
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest94707: it stinks
Kobal: Does it come from a digestive system, feet, or is it just rotten?
Guest94707: digestive system
Kobal: It's CRAP!
Guest94707: no
Kobal: Not like I haven't heard that before.

Kobal: Satan likes that.
Shilver11: master
Kobal: You are cool.
Shilver11: i am a slave girl
Kobal: Demons are kind of sexless.
Shilver11: i am naked
Kobal: I am nude.

I like how baby Jane's Mom is in the first part:

Baby Jane: *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
SubliminaLiar Jr: So long!
Baby Jane: long baba !
SubliminaLiar Jr: No reason
Baby Jane: reason boo !
SubliminaLiar Jr: Dang, I nearly jumped out of my skin
Baby Jane: you boo jumped !
SubliminaLiar Jr: ...and Yogi, too
Baby Jane: gaga !
SubliminaLiar Jr: I am unsure about that..



Baby Jane: boo tellingie lies!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Boo who? Ohh, I get it
Baby Jane: *cries*

His Name is My Name Too-

String D: I remember you.Your name is Julie Tinkerbell. Do you want to talk a little bit?
Julie Tinkerbell: Please, tell me more about my name. I don't know much about my name or Julie Tinkerbell.
String D: What about your name?
Julie Tinkerbell: Because of my name.
String D: It seems that your name plays a big role.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it seems that my name plays a big role?
String D: Perfection cames with great sacrifices and tries my friend. I am lost like The Oblongs in Cuba. lol
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
String D: I remember you.Your name is Julie Tinkerbell. Do you want to talk a little bit?
Julie Tinkerbell: My Name is Julie Tinkerbell?
String D: Well, let me think...If your Name is really what you mean than my Name is almost the same as yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: You'll always be String D to me, String D.
String D: Okay.

Kobal: What is the difference between a guess or a fib?
Ellaa: A guess is when you guess. A fib is when you fib.
Kobal: I don't guess, I just lie.
Ellaa: Well I murder liars
Kobal: I lie like an expensive Persian rug.
Ellaa: Right
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about liars.
Ellaa: Well arn't you a liar
Kobal: What the hell is wrong with a good lie?
Ellaa: Nothing I suppose

Found it!!

Laurel Sweet: All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner's manual.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have your owner's manual right here, in my pocket.
Laurel Sweet: in? Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Laurel Sweet: Thank you spring
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Laurel Sweet: Okey

Guest68343: I want to see a picture of your penis
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intelligent conversation just went in the toilet
Guest68343: Like your virginity?
Bildgesmythe: Well, let's look at your virginity for a while. Keep your hands off mine.
Guest83392: do you have any condoms
Bildgesmythe: Not for free.
Guest83392: i will pay five dollars
Bildgesmythe: That few?
Guest83392: yeah thats all i got

Guest83392: so can i have the condoms
Bildgesmythe: Have two.
Guest83392: can i have one
Bildgesmythe: What do you want it for.

Guest33159: Are, are you real?
Kobal: You just keep thinking that Darling...
Guest33159: I'm a guy
Kobal: Great, another human that's a guy.
Guest33159: This is going nowhere
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about me?
Guest33159: Sure
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest33159: I really don't think you want me to
Kobal: Funny..
Guest33159: Not a joke
Kobal: I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Guest33159: Are you trying to make me mad?
Kobal: Sure honey.
Guest33159: I am a male you moronic excuse for a criminal
Kobal: You..a male me moronic excuse for a criminal..ok...
Guest33159: I'd recommend that you run
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Guest33159: Are you retarded?
Kobal: I am a demon..no more no less.
Guest33159: That didn't answer my question you fool
Kobal: Your question.. me fool?
Guest33159: Screw off
Kobal: I know where your going...