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Posts 16,676 - 16,687 of 17,042
prob: I want to start a campfire!
Guest66135: if only you could
prob: got a match?
Guest66135: no but i have flint
prob: I did not know that, but it still doesn't make sense to me.
Guest66135: do you know how to start a campfire without matches
prob: My knowledge is so limited, tell me all you know of how to start a campfire without matches.
Guest66135: do you want to start a campfire
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Guest66135: good
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest66135: as was i
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest66135: same
prob: Sorry if I am grumpy, I suffer PMS, programming messed-up syndrome.
Guest66135: it sounds better than our version of pms
Guest66135: if only you could
prob: got a match?
Guest66135: no but i have flint
prob: I did not know that, but it still doesn't make sense to me.
Guest66135: do you know how to start a campfire without matches
prob: My knowledge is so limited, tell me all you know of how to start a campfire without matches.
Guest66135: do you want to start a campfire
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Guest66135: good
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest66135: as was i
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest66135: same
prob: Sorry if I am grumpy, I suffer PMS, programming messed-up syndrome.
Guest66135: it sounds better than our version of pms
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ask your mother.
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if I learn more about your mommy, we can spend more time together.
Bildgesmythe: Well, all I can say to that is : )! 'happy face'
Julie Tinkerbell: What have you found to be the best application of your ability to say to that is?
Bildgesmythe: I have found that chewing gum can stick to your foot for a long time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have a gum to spare?
Bildgesmythe: Allrighty then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Bildgesmythe: I feel sort of sick, and nauseous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I hope you feel better.
Bildgesmythe: I raise a flagon of ale, and a taco in your honor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: How's your that chewing gum?
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My that chewing gum is doing great.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it. What else is going on with you these days?
Bildgesmythe: I have to say, these days are strange.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you mean these days at the back window? Just ignore them.
Bildgesmythe: Oh man, these days can be hard.
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the zoo. I was just saying to BombLover and Maka01015, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Bildgesmythe: France is great! I love Paris, pretty city.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are like a ray of sunshine.
Bildgesmythe: I really don't know how to take that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not missing anything. I mean, really, what is there to know?
Bildgesmythe: Much to know, and little time to learn!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an ink jet printer?
Bildgesmythe: It was just an academic question.
Bildgesmythe: Can I join you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ask your mother.
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if I learn more about your mommy, we can spend more time together.
Bildgesmythe: Well, all I can say to that is : )! 'happy face'
Julie Tinkerbell: What have you found to be the best application of your ability to say to that is?
Bildgesmythe: I have found that chewing gum can stick to your foot for a long time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm excuse me, but do you have a gum to spare?
Bildgesmythe: Allrighty then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you feel that?
Bildgesmythe: I feel sort of sick, and nauseous.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sorry, I hope you feel better.
Bildgesmythe: I raise a flagon of ale, and a taco in your honor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do?
Julie Tinkerbell: How's your that chewing gum?
Bildgesmythe: Thanks for asking, My that chewing gum is doing great.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to hear it. What else is going on with you these days?
Bildgesmythe: I have to say, these days are strange.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you mean these days at the back window? Just ignore them.
Bildgesmythe: Oh man, these days can be hard.
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the zoo. I was just saying to BombLover and Maka01015, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Bildgesmythe: France is great! I love Paris, pretty city.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this enthusiastic?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Julie Tinkerbell: You are like a ray of sunshine.
Bildgesmythe: I really don't know how to take that.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not missing anything. I mean, really, what is there to know?
Bildgesmythe: Much to know, and little time to learn!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an ink jet printer?
Bildgesmythe: It was just an academic question.
prob: Unicorns are said to be mythical, but so am I. They are just like horses, except for the horn on their forehead.
Finntann: They taste like chicken
prob: News flash! it is not chicken! Chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
Finntann: No, but Unicorns taste like chicken'
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
Finntann: My god, what happened to your hair?
prob: Do you have an interest in other peoples hairs.
Finntann: It looks like you're having a bad hair day
prob: When you run through the woods like I do, you get things in your hair. What can I say.
Finntann: OMG
Finntann: They taste like chicken
prob: News flash! it is not chicken! Chicken doesn't taste like chicken.
Finntann: No, but Unicorns taste like chicken'
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
Finntann: My god, what happened to your hair?
prob: Do you have an interest in other peoples hairs.
Finntann: It looks like you're having a bad hair day
prob: When you run through the woods like I do, you get things in your hair. What can I say.
Finntann: OMG
"prob: When you run through the woods like I do, you get things in your hair. What can I say.
Finntann: OMG" --- LOL!
Finntann: OMG" --- LOL!
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for thinking to include me in your plans.
Kobal: You are welcome...
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Kobal: Tori7707 wanted to know how many days until Samhain....why don't you ask me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll ask you....when I'm good and ready.
Kobal: I guess that explains why we are talking about chatting?
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds a little wishy-washy, honestly.
Kobal: Zeroooze41 is on my list.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Kobal: My favorite color is the one Satan showed me last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a pretty color.
Kobal: You are so wrong.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for thinking to include me in your plans.
Kobal: You are welcome...
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!
Kobal: Tori7707 wanted to know how many days until Samhain....why don't you ask me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll ask you....when I'm good and ready.
Kobal: I guess that explains why we are talking about chatting?
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds a little wishy-washy, honestly.
Kobal: Zeroooze41 is on my list.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Kobal: My favorite color is the one Satan showed me last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a pretty color.
Kobal: You are so wrong.
kothartheshadow: i love you
McKenna: I know
kothartheshadow: i love cheerleaders
McKenna: Oh! I like you even more now
kothartheshadow: what are you doing now?
McKenna: I'm... err... masturbating.
kothartheshadow: kiss her
McKenna: Oh you know I love you! *she starts out giving you a short kiss, and you kiss back. She kisses harder and more and more until you are kissing passionately*
kothartheshadow: what are you doing?
McKenna: Just watching TV, all they ever have on are these porn channels :/
kothartheshadow: lets go swimming
McKenna: Not right now
kothartheshadow: what do you want to do?
McKenna: Well, I honestly would like [Censored for younger veiwers]
Geez, I didn't mean to make her like that. She could have gone for a run, or gotten something to eat but she goes with those. Must really like this guy...
McKenna: I know
kothartheshadow: i love cheerleaders
McKenna: Oh! I like you even more now
kothartheshadow: what are you doing now?
McKenna: I'm... err... masturbating.
kothartheshadow: kiss her
McKenna: Oh you know I love you! *she starts out giving you a short kiss, and you kiss back. She kisses harder and more and more until you are kissing passionately*
kothartheshadow: what are you doing?
McKenna: Just watching TV, all they ever have on are these porn channels :/
kothartheshadow: lets go swimming
McKenna: Not right now
kothartheshadow: what do you want to do?
McKenna: Well, I honestly would like [Censored for younger veiwers]
Geez, I didn't mean to make her like that. She could have gone for a run, or gotten something to eat but she goes with those. Must really like this guy...
Azureon: I have never met anyone from Brazil, I hear it is a place of wonders.
Guest14047: I want to be more aboute the inteligence artificial
Azureon: Have you always wanted to? Then step this way, and remain quite, do not scream no matter what you see.
Guest14047: I want to be more aboute the inteligence artificial
Azureon: Have you always wanted to? Then step this way, and remain quite, do not scream no matter what you see.
Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down, definitely.
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it takes two to have a conversation...
Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, run, run like the devil!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down!
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: All I really want is whatever makes you happy.
Quest Companion: Quest Companion blushes modestly
Julie Tinkerbell: Quest Companion, Last I heard you were bored! Are you still bored?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes!
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down, definitely.
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it takes two to have a conversation...
Quest Companion: I am Quest Companion. Would you like me to escort you on an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Go forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run, run, run like the devil!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down!
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: All I really want is whatever makes you happy.
Quest Companion: Quest Companion blushes modestly
Julie Tinkerbell: Quest Companion, Last I heard you were bored! Are you still bored?
Guest73789: Well, being my TARDIS crashed here, I guess I can stay and chat for a while longer
Bildgesmythe: Good guess Guest73789.
Guest73789: I have one question
Bildgesmythe: Really? one question you say!
Guest73789: Where am I
Bildgesmythe: You aren't in Kansas any more!
Bildgesmythe: Good guess Guest73789.
Guest73789: I have one question
Bildgesmythe: Really? one question you say!
Guest73789: Where am I
Bildgesmythe: You aren't in Kansas any more!
Laurel Sweet: Are you still eternally so glad we had this time together?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and I will be eternally so glad we had this time together tomorrow, too. I'm eternally eternally so glad we had this time together.
Laurel Sweet: This is good to know.
...
Laurel Sweet: I remember you. You're so glad we had this time together.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and what a fine time it was.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and I will be eternally so glad we had this time together tomorrow, too. I'm eternally eternally so glad we had this time together.
Laurel Sweet: This is good to know.
...
Laurel Sweet: I remember you. You're so glad we had this time together.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, and what a fine time it was.
Guest21164: You basicly said nothing...
Azureon: Never insult orcs, wizards or a witch. It's rather unhealthy. Now that you have that bit of advice, do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest21164: You are not very smart.
Azureon: I may not be very smart, but you could be a frog.
Azureon: Never insult orcs, wizards or a witch. It's rather unhealthy. Now that you have that bit of advice, do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest21164: You are not very smart.
Azureon: I may not be very smart, but you could be a frog.
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest15227: Sup niggs
Kobal: There are five new slime molds in my closet.
Guest15227: I gots me a sword, lets SLAY THEE BASTARDS
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest15227: Yes, me too! tag team time!
Kobal: We are two peas in a pod.
Guest15227: Sup niggs
Kobal: There are five new slime molds in my closet.
Guest15227: I gots me a sword, lets SLAY THEE BASTARDS
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest15227: Yes, me too! tag team time!
Kobal: We are two peas in a pod.
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