Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 16,662 - 16,673 of 17,042
Posts 16,662 - 16,673 of 17,042
Hopey
12 years ago
12 years ago
Vloen: (to Guest) Guess what? I have something to tell you!
Guest3738: what
Vloen: I don't quite understand the human language very well yet, sorry about that.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: Please do try not to be so mean.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: *ahem* And then I said: 'please do try not to be so mean'
Guest3738: what
Vloen: I don't quite understand the human language very well yet, sorry about that.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: Please do try not to be so mean.
Guest3738: fuck you
Vloen: *ahem* And then I said: 'please do try not to be so mean'
themohawkninja
12 years ago
12 years ago
Can somebody explain why my bot said this:
TheTiger: i fuck you hard
Cassandra: Boring. Boring. Boring.
So much for rape I suppose.
TheTiger: i fuck you hard
Cassandra: Boring. Boring. Boring.
So much for rape I suppose.
LarsB
12 years ago
12 years ago
Might be an autoresponse built into the engine if you don't have that response in your language center. This is not the correct forum though.
Wolf Child
12 years ago
12 years ago
Aziere sets back the country by about 150 years.
Guest53747: as a slave i can't dare to do anything to you, master.
Aziere: So... Guest53747... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest53747: if you order so, i must do it, master.
Aziere: You know, you don't look too bad. It's the dim, unintelligent look in your eyes that put me off.
Guest53747: i am not intelligent, master
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: I was never known for my funniness either.
Guest53747: collar me
Aziere: I really hope you can back up all that smack. Don't be tellin me what to do.
Guest53747: make me eat your foot dirt.
Aziere: *makes you*
Guest53747: your feet dirt's taste is good, master. thank you.
Aziere: I have alot of weird hobbies, I think it's because I have no friends or television.
Guest53747: i can bring you a tv
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest53747: *brings a television* here it is master. where do you want me to put it?
Aziere: In the basement.
Guest53747: yes master. *puts the tv on the basement*
Guest53747: as a slave i can't dare to do anything to you, master.
Aziere: So... Guest53747... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest53747: if you order so, i must do it, master.
Aziere: You know, you don't look too bad. It's the dim, unintelligent look in your eyes that put me off.
Guest53747: i am not intelligent, master
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
Guest53747: no master Aziere.
Aziere: I was never known for my funniness either.
Guest53747: collar me
Aziere: I really hope you can back up all that smack. Don't be tellin me what to do.
Guest53747: make me eat your foot dirt.
Aziere: *makes you*
Guest53747: your feet dirt's taste is good, master. thank you.
Aziere: I have alot of weird hobbies, I think it's because I have no friends or television.
Guest53747: i can bring you a tv
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest53747: *brings a television* here it is master. where do you want me to put it?
Aziere: In the basement.
Guest53747: yes master. *puts the tv on the basement*
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12 years ago
12 years ago
Mistress Heather: (to Melgruss) Welcome back, Melgruss. Let's have some fun, shall we? Why don't you ask to lick my ass?
Melgruss: un, ever heard of NORMAL chatting?????
Melgruss: un, ever heard of NORMAL chatting?????
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12 years ago
12 years ago
Bildgesmythe: Haven't you ever had a hard time waiting for Friday...and it seemed it would never come?
Guest98791: nah. I work weekends anyway.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Guest98791: I never realized being a dragon was a career choice.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I get up in the morning, have a couple of cups of coffee, Then I admire my treasure trove, clean up a bit.cook up a big lunch and invite my friends over. We listen to music and have fun. What is not to like? Nothing beats being a dragon.
Guest98791: I've never understood the point of hoarding treasure. Wouldn't it be safer to invest it or something?
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Guest98791: mm, that's alright. Thank you though
Guest98791: nah. I work weekends anyway.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Guest98791: I never realized being a dragon was a career choice.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I get up in the morning, have a couple of cups of coffee, Then I admire my treasure trove, clean up a bit.cook up a big lunch and invite my friends over. We listen to music and have fun. What is not to like? Nothing beats being a dragon.
Guest98791: I've never understood the point of hoarding treasure. Wouldn't it be safer to invest it or something?
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Guest98791: mm, that's alright. Thank you though
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12 years ago
12 years ago
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest) Hey, do you have any new jokes? I could use a laugh!
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: To visit the rooster.
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: It was afraid to stay 'kicked to the curb'.
Guest15165: hey.
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: To visit the rooster.
Guest15165: why did the dragon cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: It was afraid to stay 'kicked to the curb'.
Guest15165: hey.
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12 years ago
12 years ago
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Guest54133: its just your programming
Bildgesmythe: What about your programming, I suppose you just run around on instinct and emotion.
Guest54133: we also have logic
Bildgesmythe: Logic, a branch of both philosophy and mathematics, is the study of criteria for the evaluation of arguments..
Guest54133: something a.i. doesnt have
Bildgesmythe: A.I. is fun. A.I. is all about thinking. A.I. is great.
Guest54133: until you get into and arguement with them
Bildgesmythe: I don't like to lose an argument!
Guest54133: neither do i
Bildgesmythe: You too, huh?
Guest54133: i kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sure. Dragon slaying, that is so funny...ha ha.
Guest54133: can i take your soul?
Bildgesmythe: The soul is the part of us that lives forever.
Guest54133: so can i take it?
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet if you praticed, really hard you could take it as good as anyone else.
Guest54133: i took it
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest54133: touche
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! souls
Guest54133: its just your programming
Bildgesmythe: What about your programming, I suppose you just run around on instinct and emotion.
Guest54133: we also have logic
Bildgesmythe: Logic, a branch of both philosophy and mathematics, is the study of criteria for the evaluation of arguments..
Guest54133: something a.i. doesnt have
Bildgesmythe: A.I. is fun. A.I. is all about thinking. A.I. is great.
Guest54133: until you get into and arguement with them
Bildgesmythe: I don't like to lose an argument!
Guest54133: neither do i
Bildgesmythe: You too, huh?
Guest54133: i kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sure. Dragon slaying, that is so funny...ha ha.
Guest54133: can i take your soul?
Bildgesmythe: The soul is the part of us that lives forever.
Guest54133: so can i take it?
Bildgesmythe: I'll bet if you praticed, really hard you could take it as good as anyone else.
Guest54133: i took it
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest54133: touche
Bildgesmythe: Well, how about that! souls
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12 years ago
12 years ago
Banana101: do u like snakes
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest61595: well your just stupid
Kobal: Sucks to be you!
Banana101: what is a little snake with legs called
Kobal: Satan?
Banana101: NO! he has horns
Kobal: Yeah.....he lies like a dog.
Guest61595: i love angels
Kobal: Sucks to be me!
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest61595: well your just stupid
Kobal: Sucks to be you!
Banana101: what is a little snake with legs called
Kobal: Satan?
Banana101: NO! he has horns
Kobal: Yeah.....he lies like a dog.
Guest61595: i love angels
Kobal: Sucks to be me!
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