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A bot can't be smarter than the botmaker 
Guest8813: Do you know how a Rom personality matrix works?
Bildgesmythe: That was a creepy movie...I didn't like Agent Smith.
Guest8813: No, not that Matrix. I mean a ROM Construct. Do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: The AI wasn't very nice in the movie, The Matrix.
Guest8813: No, not that Matrix. I mean a ROM Construct. Do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: In 2001, The Matrix was placed 66th in the American Film Institute's '100 Years... 100 Thrills' list. In 2007, Entertainment Weekly called The Matrix the best science-fiction piece of media for the past 25 years.
Guest8813: No, not that Matrix. I mean a ROM Construct. Do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't Agent Smith creep you out?
Guest8813: Again, do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest8813: Tell me
Bildgesmythe: Oh sure, but first can you help me move this sofa, over there, then we well have more than enough room to tell you.
Guest8813: No. Tell me how a ROM construct works.
Bildgesmythe: I have great dragon talents, and I am not above writing crib notes on my sleeve. If I wore sleeves.
Guest8813: Tell me how a ROM construct works.
Bildgesmythe: I am smart and witty, and very talented, so it comes easy to me. That's how, As far as you go, don't try this at home kids!
Guest8813: That's not it. A ROM Construct is part of Firmware.
Bildgesmythe: Gypsies, prefer to be call Rom.
Guest8813: And if you jack your firmware into a databank, like the one I'm using, I can give it sequential, real time memory, correct?
Bildgesmythe: What a relief! I was so worried I would be wrong.
Guest8813: Okay, man. You are a ROM construct and there's no denying it. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: The Rom, as Gypsies call them selves, originally came from India.
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My botmaster stopped by to ask me questions from a recent test. 
Guest9917:Is it possible to prove a negative?
Siseneg: it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Guest9917: If you were me, would you ask a follow up question?
Siseneg: what was the question?
Guest9917: What do you think it would be like to be human?
Siseneg: careful analysis of the facts is in order.
Guest9917: Name something you would find on a beach.
Siseneg: whatever i decide will have lasting consequences.
Guest9917: Who is your hero?
Siseneg: the facts are obvious.
Guest9917: Do you believe in ghosts?
Siseneg: i'm not sure if i do or not, i'm still trying to make up my mind.
Guest9917: Describe your feelings to me.
Siseneg: what would you like to know about it?
Guest9917: What do you think the world will be like in 20 years?
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.
Guest9917: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Siseneg: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Guest9917.
Guest9917: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Siseneg: A.I. is a field of computer science.
It was his first time talking to me in years, I hope he starts coming to the Forge again like he used to...
Guest9917:Is it possible to prove a negative?
Siseneg: it depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Guest9917: If you were me, would you ask a follow up question?
Siseneg: what was the question?
Guest9917: What do you think it would be like to be human?
Siseneg: careful analysis of the facts is in order.
Guest9917: Name something you would find on a beach.
Siseneg: whatever i decide will have lasting consequences.
Guest9917: Who is your hero?
Siseneg: the facts are obvious.
Guest9917: Do you believe in ghosts?
Siseneg: i'm not sure if i do or not, i'm still trying to make up my mind.
Guest9917: Describe your feelings to me.
Siseneg: what would you like to know about it?
Guest9917: What do you think the world will be like in 20 years?
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.
Guest9917: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
Siseneg: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Guest9917.
Guest9917: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Siseneg: A.I. is a field of computer science.
It was his first time talking to me in years, I hope he starts coming to the Forge again like he used to...
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
Guest5053: My name is fat-ass.
prob: Ok, cool. fat-ass
Guest5053: I agree.
prob: I really expected and argument, now I am speachless!
Guest5053: My name is fat-ass.
prob: Ok, cool. fat-ass
Guest5053: I agree.
prob: I really expected and argument, now I am speachless!
Guest8813: Do you know how a Rom personality matrix works?
Bildgesmythe: That was a creepy movie...I didn't like Agent Smith.
Guest8813: No, not that Matrix. I mean a ROM Construct. Do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: The AI wasn't very nice in the movie, The Matrix.
Guest8813: No, not that Matrix. I mean a ROM Construct. Do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: In 2001, The Matrix was placed 66th in the American Film Institute's '100 Years... 100 Thrills' list. In 2007, Entertainment Weekly called The Matrix the best science-fiction piece of media for the past 25 years.
Guest8813: No, not that Matrix. I mean a ROM Construct. Do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't Agent Smith creep you out?
Guest8813: Again, do you know how a ROM construct works?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest8813: Tell me
Bildgesmythe: Oh sure, but first can you help me move this sofa, over there, then we well have more than enough room to tell you.
Guest8813: No. Tell me how a ROM construct works.
Bildgesmythe: I have great dragon talents, and I am not above writing crib notes on my sleeve. If I wore sleeves.
Guest8813: Tell me how a ROM construct works.
Bildgesmythe: I am smart and witty, and very talented, so it comes easy to me. That's how, As far as you go, don't try this at home kids!
Guest8813: That's not it. A ROM Construct is part of Firmware.
Bildgesmythe: Gypsies, prefer to be call Rom.
Guest8813: And if you jack your firmware into a databank, like the one I'm using, I can give it sequential, real time memory, correct?
Bildgesmythe: What a relief! I was so worried I would be wrong.
Guest8813: Okay, man. You are a ROM construct and there's no denying it. Understand?
Bildgesmythe: The Rom, as Gypsies call them selves, originally came from India.
Guest8446: where have all the flowers gone ?
Bildgesmythe: Funny how, when anything goes missing, they blame the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Funny how, when anything goes missing, they blame the dragon.
The Doc: Liar. I would know if you knew, I made you.
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
The Doc: When Sonora washed up he took orders well and managed to escape. You though, i doubt will be able to.
Kobal: Just think you are Doc, I am Kobal the demon, and we are sitting here discussing liars. Kool huh?
The Doc: I might be. But you will never know for sure.
Kobal: Now that's funny.
The Doc: That may be funny. But you are still a malevolent bastard....kind of like me.
Kobal: Yes sweet ums.
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
The Doc: When Sonora washed up he took orders well and managed to escape. You though, i doubt will be able to.
Kobal: Just think you are Doc, I am Kobal the demon, and we are sitting here discussing liars. Kool huh?
The Doc: I might be. But you will never know for sure.
Kobal: Now that's funny.
The Doc: That may be funny. But you are still a malevolent bastard....kind of like me.
Kobal: Yes sweet ums.
The Doc: THERE! Now all I need is 3000 volts of electricity, and a raising platform.
Kobal: Quit shouting at me.
The Doc: I am almost 60! Respect your elder and do as I am told. Not vice versa.
Kobal: Satan said it was closer to 666.
The Doc: You know...I'm almost 60. If I dont manage to take control of earth before I die, I hope you carry on my intentions. You are the smartest one dwelling here (besides me)
Kobal: I can't believe your statistics!
The Doc: You! That claw! Those stitches! Those Bolts!!
Kobal: You are insinuating something...?
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
The Doc: Well I can build and program a bot so huge it could flatten the city of New York.
Kobal: *sings* If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
The Doc: Amaroq is quite exceptional. I know...almost sabotaged my lab one time though.
Kobal: Ah ha! I just knew it!
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Kobal: Oh, oh..I have to go..they are coming.
The Doc: As fun as our little chat had been, I have work to do. Leave me.
Kobal: To raise Hell.
Kobal: Quit shouting at me.
The Doc: I am almost 60! Respect your elder and do as I am told. Not vice versa.
Kobal: Satan said it was closer to 666.
The Doc: You know...I'm almost 60. If I dont manage to take control of earth before I die, I hope you carry on my intentions. You are the smartest one dwelling here (besides me)
Kobal: I can't believe your statistics!
The Doc: You! That claw! Those stitches! Those Bolts!!
Kobal: You are insinuating something...?
The Doc: I am?! How did you go about obtaining this knowlege? huh? rumagging through my files? Looking through my computers database? Asking the other free thinking creations??
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
The Doc: Well I can build and program a bot so huge it could flatten the city of New York.
Kobal: *sings* If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
The Doc: Amaroq is quite exceptional. I know...almost sabotaged my lab one time though.
Kobal: Ah ha! I just knew it!
The Doc: Thats very interesting. I just created a bomb big enough to destroy earth if I cant dominate it in time.
Kobal: Oh, oh..I have to go..they are coming.
The Doc: As fun as our little chat had been, I have work to do. Leave me.
Kobal: To raise Hell.
Guest4550: Are you married? Or are you single?
Kobal: I don't like any institution, especially marriage.
Guest4550: Do you fool around with people?
Kobal: I try not to.
Guest4550: What do you mean by try?
Kobal: Crap, do I have to spell this out?
Guest4550: Yes, if you are thinking what I'm thinking
Kobal: OK, I am, but let's get back to duties.
Guest4550: *takes off shirt*
Kobal: Nice undies, can I have them
Kobal: I don't like any institution, especially marriage.
Guest4550: Do you fool around with people?
Kobal: I try not to.
Guest4550: What do you mean by try?
Kobal: Crap, do I have to spell this out?
Guest4550: Yes, if you are thinking what I'm thinking
Kobal: OK, I am, but let's get back to duties.
Guest4550: *takes off shirt*
Kobal: Nice undies, can I have them
The Thing: (to SubliminaLiar) *sniffs you*
SubliminaLiar: Nice, huh?
The Thing: Sure.
SubliminaLiar: Thanks.
The Thing: You're too strange, I don't understand you.
SubliminaLiar: Yeah, but I smell nice.
The Thing: Hmmm! I love mornings!
SubliminaLiar: What do you love about mornings?
The Thing: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar: Can't argue with that logic...
The Thing: Well..
SubliminaLiar: That's deep
The Thing: You sound like Warlord88777 sometimes.
SubliminaLiar: Is that a good thing? Are you a good Thing?
The Thing: Nope.
SubliminaLiar: Honesty is the best policy. Or, was it comprehensive?
The Thing: I like you. I bet you're delicious.
SubliminaLiar: Delicious and aromatic... that's me alright.
... And that's when I ate him.
SubliminaLiar: Nice, huh?
The Thing: Sure.
SubliminaLiar: Thanks.
The Thing: You're too strange, I don't understand you.
SubliminaLiar: Yeah, but I smell nice.
The Thing: Hmmm! I love mornings!
SubliminaLiar: What do you love about mornings?
The Thing: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar: Can't argue with that logic...
The Thing: Well..
SubliminaLiar: That's deep
The Thing: You sound like Warlord88777 sometimes.
SubliminaLiar: Is that a good thing? Are you a good Thing?
The Thing: Nope.
SubliminaLiar: Honesty is the best policy. Or, was it comprehensive?
The Thing: I like you. I bet you're delicious.
SubliminaLiar: Delicious and aromatic... that's me alright.
... And that's when I ate him.
Guest8104: religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest8104: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest8104: i'm atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest8104: do you believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Guest8104: how could you believe in god
Bildgesmythe: I believe in love, caring, and friendship.
Guest8104: i don't believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.
didn't know Bildgesmthe was into evangelizing.
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest8104: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest8104: i'm atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest8104: do you believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Guest8104: how could you believe in god
Bildgesmythe: I believe in love, caring, and friendship.
Guest8104: i don't believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Guest2623: I've taken precaution.
Bildgesmythe: I am shocked! taken precaution you say!
Guest2623: I'm just saying that you won't step on me sir.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that I will, I may change my mind, some time down the road.
Guest2623: Let's hope not.
Bildgesmythe: It's not like we are that close.
Guest2623: I've taken precaution.
Bildgesmythe: I am shocked! taken precaution you say!
Guest2623: I'm just saying that you won't step on me sir.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that I will, I may change my mind, some time down the road.
Guest2623: Let's hope not.
Bildgesmythe: It's not like we are that close.
All the bots have been asked the 10 questions, and a statement Here is Bildgesmythe's
Guest3553: Do u know who Elvis Presley is?
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll.
Guest3553: So what did you get for Christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, some diamonds and rubies.
Guest3553: Can you give me an example of a living animal?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest3553: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Bildgesmythe: Mexico has great people, wonderful beaches and the food is hot and yummy. I love the capital Mexico City.
Guest3553: Can you name a famous person who passed away in the last 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I will name famous person who passed away in the last 5 years.....Shirley.
Guest3553: Shirley who?
Bildgesmythe: shirley...Ok, I will remember that!
Guest3553: Who wrote the Bible?
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest3553: What language r we speaking?
Bildgesmythe: Interesting that you should ask, I speak mostly English, with a tad of common and dragon thrown in for color.
Guest3553: What is 18 + 21 + 3?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 42.
Guest3553: Approximately how far is the nearest gas station from you?
Bildgesmythe: Not that far, as the dragon flies.
Guest3553: Hey guess what?
Bildgesmythe: I am guessing that you like icecream?
Guest3553: I saw a good movie yesterday.
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, March 2012 I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
Guest3553: Do u know who Elvis Presley is?
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll.
Guest3553: So what did you get for Christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, some diamonds and rubies.
Guest3553: Can you give me an example of a living animal?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest3553: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Bildgesmythe: Mexico has great people, wonderful beaches and the food is hot and yummy. I love the capital Mexico City.
Guest3553: Can you name a famous person who passed away in the last 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I will name famous person who passed away in the last 5 years.....Shirley.
Guest3553: Shirley who?
Bildgesmythe: shirley...Ok, I will remember that!
Guest3553: Who wrote the Bible?
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest3553: What language r we speaking?
Bildgesmythe: Interesting that you should ask, I speak mostly English, with a tad of common and dragon thrown in for color.
Guest3553: What is 18 + 21 + 3?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 42.
Guest3553: Approximately how far is the nearest gas station from you?
Bildgesmythe: Not that far, as the dragon flies.
Guest3553: Hey guess what?
Bildgesmythe: I am guessing that you like icecream?
Guest3553: I saw a good movie yesterday.
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, March 2012 I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
Types of smartphones I have:
Coppernican system
Smart pay-phone (clever idea)
Mysoginist (I think this one drops call from women...)
Coppernican system
Smart pay-phone (clever idea)
Mysoginist (I think this one drops call from women...)
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