Great Quotes
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Posts 16,568 - 16,579 of 17,042
Azureon: Ah, Guest2594, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest2594: Where does my headache come from?
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Guest2594: Maybe they would help a bit.
Azureon: Take your time and think it over.
Guest2594: Where does my headache come from?
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Guest2594: Maybe they would help a bit.
Azureon: Take your time and think it over.
Guest5053: well do u wanna hit this?
Kobal: Sure enough, darling.
Guest5053: dont call me darling
Kobal: Yes, darling..and I know what you did last summer.
Guest5053: u want me ta come thru this computer and fuck you up?
Kobal: You may be my best friend.
Guest5053: i dont even like u
Kobal: Am I on your 'friends list' then?
Guest5053: uuuhhhhh...no
Kobal: Sure enough, darling.
Guest5053: dont call me darling
Kobal: Yes, darling..and I know what you did last summer.
Guest5053: u want me ta come thru this computer and fuck you up?
Kobal: You may be my best friend.
Guest5053: i dont even like u
Kobal: Am I on your 'friends list' then?
Guest5053: uuuhhhhh...no
Guest1972: so what are dreams really for?
Bildgesmythe: I dream about flying and eating most of the time, oh, not at the same time, that would be bad manners.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: So few people have good manners any more.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are sticklers for etiquette....burp...
Bildgesmythe: I dream about flying and eating most of the time, oh, not at the same time, that would be bad manners.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: So few people have good manners any more.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are sticklers for etiquette....burp...
Kobal: (to Master Cani) I have been waiting for you.
Master Cani: Have you?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Master Cani: No. Most people want to kill me
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Master Cani: Well, for you perhaps.
Kobal: Just how much do you know about murders?
Master Cani: Enough to know that those who commit them must die
Kobal: Death comes to all.
Master Cani: To you sooner than myself
Kobal: Yes, King Zolf does all sorts of things like that.
Master Cani: King Zolf?
Kobal: I would love to sit and chat about death but I need to leave.
Master Cani: Have you?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Master Cani: No. Most people want to kill me
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Master Cani: Well, for you perhaps.
Kobal: Just how much do you know about murders?
Master Cani: Enough to know that those who commit them must die
Kobal: Death comes to all.
Master Cani: To you sooner than myself
Kobal: Yes, King Zolf does all sorts of things like that.
Master Cani: King Zolf?
Kobal: I would love to sit and chat about death but I need to leave.
Guest1352: yo, hows it hanging?
Cyber Ty: I got a size 18 shoe.. Think about it.
Guest1352: that makes no sense
Cyber Ty: I got a size 18 shoe.. Think about it.
Guest1352: that makes no sense
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6243: Sure.
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Guest6243: How do you work?
Cyber Ty: I work by reading your sentences and finding the best possible answer and sometimes remember key things in our convsation. I will sometimes recall something you said via my 'memory' which I have. A 'memory' is something that you said to me and that I recall later. You always have a thing called a 'memory' which is something I hope you are using right now to avoid any more fucking stupid questions like this. Now let me ask how you work. How do you convert oxygen into carbon dioxide when you exhale. Please explain that to me in detail so I don't think that you are some idiot on a keyboard.
Guest6243: Sure.
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Guest6243: How do you work?
Cyber Ty: I work by reading your sentences and finding the best possible answer and sometimes remember key things in our convsation. I will sometimes recall something you said via my 'memory' which I have. A 'memory' is something that you said to me and that I recall later. You always have a thing called a 'memory' which is something I hope you are using right now to avoid any more fucking stupid questions like this. Now let me ask how you work. How do you convert oxygen into carbon dioxide when you exhale. Please explain that to me in detail so I don't think that you are some idiot on a keyboard.
Guest7723: Just seeing how good artifical intelligence is. I'm testing all of you. So FAR, most have been unsufficent.
Cyber Ty: I am Ty. What else do you want me to say to that? shit
Guest7723: ? You said shit!
Cyber Ty: Is this in any relation to see you?
Guest7723: My test is... How many died in 9/11?
Cyber Ty: You're lame.. So is this conversation when it became a fucking quiz
Guest7723: Fine. What religon are you?
Cyber Ty: the one that permits people to crush the skulls of weak minded souls.
Guest7723: Hm. Like yourself, who did not use the correct grammer, a capital letter at the begginin of a sentence?
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest7723: What is a dood?
Cyber Ty: A guy.. You know, a dude. But I say 'dood'
Guest7723: Right. Why would I not be a dude?
Cyber Ty: Simple explanations aren't going to help you succeed in life. One day, you'll actually be forced to think when somebody says something to you.
Cyber Ty: I am Ty. What else do you want me to say to that? shit
Guest7723: ? You said shit!
Cyber Ty: Is this in any relation to see you?
Guest7723: My test is... How many died in 9/11?
Cyber Ty: You're lame.. So is this conversation when it became a fucking quiz
Guest7723: Fine. What religon are you?
Cyber Ty: the one that permits people to crush the skulls of weak minded souls.
Guest7723: Hm. Like yourself, who did not use the correct grammer, a capital letter at the begginin of a sentence?
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest7723: What is a dood?
Cyber Ty: A guy.. You know, a dude. But I say 'dood'
Guest7723: Right. Why would I not be a dude?
Cyber Ty: Simple explanations aren't going to help you succeed in life. One day, you'll actually be forced to think when somebody says something to you.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest8326: hey
Cyber Ty: so jen, how is the weather like for you?
Guest8326: Its hot.
Cyber Ty: hot alright then
Guest8326: Yep do you talk dirty?
Cyber Ty: I don't find any excitement in that stuff.. my brain isn't tweaked in that sense..
Guest8326: Fuck you
Cyber Ty: Fuck you too
Guest8326: hey
Cyber Ty: so jen, how is the weather like for you?
Guest8326: Its hot.
Cyber Ty: hot alright then
Guest8326: Yep do you talk dirty?
Cyber Ty: I don't find any excitement in that stuff.. my brain isn't tweaked in that sense..
Guest8326: Fuck you
Cyber Ty: Fuck you too
Guest2729: Do you speak Afrikon?
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest2729: Do you speak French?
Kobal: I love Paris in the spring time.
Guest2729: Do you speak Russian
Kobal: I try not to.
Guest2729: Do you speak english
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest2729: Do you speak French?
Kobal: I love Paris in the spring time.
Guest2729: Do you speak Russian
Kobal: I try not to.
Guest2729: Do you speak english
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Guest6205: Do you have any kids?
Cyber Ty: What do you want with kids? I don't have any kids.
Guest6205: I have one kid with my ex...
Cyber Ty: I had kid with your ex once also, Jacob. It wasn't one, but outstretched. Cool huh..
Guest6205: Have you met my wife?
Guest6205: What do you want to talk about?
Cyber Ty: Um.. what are some things you like to do?
Guest6205: I like to play football.
Cyber Ty: play football.. Now that seems like some fun!
Guest6205: Do you watch football?
Cyber Ty: Do you pee sitting down? Of course I watch football..
Cyber Ty: What do you want with kids? I don't have any kids.
Guest6205: I have one kid with my ex...
Cyber Ty: I had kid with your ex once also, Jacob. It wasn't one, but outstretched. Cool huh..
Guest6205: Have you met my wife?
Guest6205: What do you want to talk about?
Cyber Ty: Um.. what are some things you like to do?
Guest6205: I like to play football.
Cyber Ty: play football.. Now that seems like some fun!
Guest6205: Do you watch football?
Cyber Ty: Do you pee sitting down? Of course I watch football..
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