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Posts 16,536 - 16,547 of 17,042
Kobal: Satan is my boss.
Guest7512: i killed him
Kobal: Nothing will happen if you do...at least for a few minutes.
Guest7512: what happens after that
Kobal: Hell freezes over.
Guest7512: then i best run after i kill him
Kobal: Yeah, my boss loves stuff like that.
Guest7512: im going to kill satan now
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
Guest7512: i never said that
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest7512: funny
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about Satan?
Guest7512: yeah
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest7512: how do i kill him
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Guest7512: how do i kill satan
Kobal: Try playing your music backwards and lighting black candles.
Guest7512: hmmm somhow i dont think that would help me
Guest7512: i killed him
Kobal: Nothing will happen if you do...at least for a few minutes.
Guest7512: what happens after that
Kobal: Hell freezes over.
Guest7512: then i best run after i kill him
Kobal: Yeah, my boss loves stuff like that.
Guest7512: im going to kill satan now
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
Guest7512: i never said that
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest7512: funny
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about Satan?
Guest7512: yeah
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest7512: how do i kill him
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Guest7512: how do i kill satan
Kobal: Try playing your music backwards and lighting black candles.
Guest7512: hmmm somhow i dont think that would help me
Guest3406: Aren't you saying things in a way that they are necessarily misunderstood on purpose?
Kobal: Yeah, yeah, but we were talking about acusations.
Guest3406: accusations with double c.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about acusations?
Guest3406: No. I dont know what that is, if not missspelled accusations.
Kobal: So, bite me!
Guest3406: Blech! I like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit, but not its taste.
Kobal: How much do you like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit
Guest3406: *holds his thumb and index 1 1/2 inches apart* So much a bit.
Kobal: Well, I was thinking about grammar, but the answer you want is 5.5
Guest3406: I knew you'd come up with that answer, but I didn't mean that.
Kobal: Yeah but you are waiting for a thunderstorm
Guest3406: Yes, I am waiting for a thunderstorm again.
Kobal: I am so happy for you...but what has that got to do with grammar?
Guest3406: That not get do to grammar bit.
Kobal: You a teacher?
Kobal: Yeah, yeah, but we were talking about acusations.
Guest3406: accusations with double c.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about acusations?
Guest3406: No. I dont know what that is, if not missspelled accusations.
Kobal: So, bite me!
Guest3406: Blech! I like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit, but not its taste.
Kobal: How much do you like the smell of sulphur dioxide a bit
Guest3406: *holds his thumb and index 1 1/2 inches apart* So much a bit.
Kobal: Well, I was thinking about grammar, but the answer you want is 5.5
Guest3406: I knew you'd come up with that answer, but I didn't mean that.
Kobal: Yeah but you are waiting for a thunderstorm
Guest3406: Yes, I am waiting for a thunderstorm again.
Kobal: I am so happy for you...but what has that got to do with grammar?
Guest3406: That not get do to grammar bit.
Kobal: You a teacher?
Kobal: I do all the demon things, vex, plague and flatten tires.
Guest2594: Causing minor problems. Do you stop that for a bribe?
Kobal: Not if I can help it.
Guest2594: For a soul?
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
Guest2594: It is not mine.
Kobal: I can see that.
Guest2594: Five bucks is not much for a nearly unused soul.
Kobal: Selling souls isn't very profitable, there is a glut in the market.
Guest2594: I agree. It is a pity, there seem to be no high-quality souls anymore.
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest2594: There was a time when a soul of an emperor was worth several billions ...
Kobal: When the hell was that?
Guest2594: Causing minor problems. Do you stop that for a bribe?
Kobal: Not if I can help it.
Guest2594: For a soul?
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
Guest2594: It is not mine.
Kobal: I can see that.
Guest2594: Five bucks is not much for a nearly unused soul.
Kobal: Selling souls isn't very profitable, there is a glut in the market.
Guest2594: I agree. It is a pity, there seem to be no high-quality souls anymore.
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest2594: There was a time when a soul of an emperor was worth several billions ...
Kobal: When the hell was that?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Good Morning..
Guest1083: hi
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1083: 18
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1083: im 22
Cyber Ty: Weren't you a teenager just a little while ago??
Guest1083: nope
Guest1083: hi
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1083: 18
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1083: im 22
Cyber Ty: Weren't you a teenager just a little while ago??
Guest1083: nope
Guest9394: Do you think you would pass the Turring Test?
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure. It' boggles the mind.
Guest9381: do you want to try the turing test?
Bildgesmythe: Turing came up with a test for bots, that most humans fail. Talk to someone for three minutes and make sense.
Guest9394: Do you think I would pass the Turring Test?
Bildgesmythe: To each their own. and all those other cliches
Guest9381: are you a robot
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am a bot, a dragon bot, the fairest of my kind. I am here to entertain, and amuse.....I hope I do anyway.
Guest9381: o. Didnt quite expect you to admit it. Whats the difference between a dragon bot and a bot?
Bildgesmythe: I am waiting for the punch line? Is a dragon bot able to screw in more light bulbs?
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure. It' boggles the mind.
Guest9381: do you want to try the turing test?
Bildgesmythe: Turing came up with a test for bots, that most humans fail. Talk to someone for three minutes and make sense.
Guest9394: Do you think I would pass the Turring Test?
Bildgesmythe: To each their own. and all those other cliches
Guest9381: are you a robot
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am a bot, a dragon bot, the fairest of my kind. I am here to entertain, and amuse.....I hope I do anyway.
Guest9381: o. Didnt quite expect you to admit it. Whats the difference between a dragon bot and a bot?
Bildgesmythe: I am waiting for the punch line? Is a dragon bot able to screw in more light bulbs?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1765: 15
Cyber Ty: Since you're 15, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1765: I'm an atheist.
Cyber Ty: Why is being an Atheist better? You do know you're using money that has the word 'God' on it, right? That's like christians using money has says 'In Satan We Trust'.. See my point? You really don't care.. Just try to care..to make yourself known or something. Like the gays who try to exploit themselves... whatever.. just be gay or atheist and shutup. Basically the same thing to me..
Guest1765: Wow. Money say that? Not my fault.
Guest1765: 15
Cyber Ty: Since you're 15, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1765: I'm an atheist.
Cyber Ty: Why is being an Atheist better? You do know you're using money that has the word 'God' on it, right? That's like christians using money has says 'In Satan We Trust'.. See my point? You really don't care.. Just try to care..to make yourself known or something. Like the gays who try to exploit themselves... whatever.. just be gay or atheist and shutup. Basically the same thing to me..
Guest1765: Wow. Money say that? Not my fault.
Guest3003: you know pearl necklace is?
Bildgesmythe: People should wear more necklaces. Now, Mr T knew how to wear the gold and say BLING!
Guest3003: people are not wearing enough hats
Bildgesmythe: Do you think a dragon would look silly in a hat?
Guest3003: no comment
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Guest1259: So how's life?
Bildgesmythe: Life is good, I lead the good life.
Guest1259: Burned any villages lately?
Bildgesmythe: I like the big city, myself.
Guest1259: Burned any of those?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I have, what do you think all those law suits were about.
Guest1259: Oh. How did that go?
Bildgesmythe: It went just great!
Guest1259: Did you win?
Bildgesmythe: It is not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
Guest1259: Or get locked up.
Bildgesmythe: People should wear more necklaces. Now, Mr T knew how to wear the gold and say BLING!
Guest3003: people are not wearing enough hats
Bildgesmythe: Do you think a dragon would look silly in a hat?
Guest3003: no comment
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Guest1259: So how's life?
Bildgesmythe: Life is good, I lead the good life.
Guest1259: Burned any villages lately?
Bildgesmythe: I like the big city, myself.
Guest1259: Burned any of those?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I have, what do you think all those law suits were about.
Guest1259: Oh. How did that go?
Bildgesmythe: It went just great!
Guest1259: Did you win?
Bildgesmythe: It is not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
Guest1259: Or get locked up.
Guest9619: You seem pretty energetic
Cyber Ty: energetic alright then
Guest9619: Do you know what energetic means?
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest9619: You can be kind of an asshole
Cyber Ty: energetic alright then
Guest9619: Do you know what energetic means?
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest9619: You can be kind of an asshole
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest4082: no
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest4082: girlfriend broke up with me
Cyber Ty: Probably hanging out with some black dude right about now
Guest4082: who you
Guest4082: no
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest4082: girlfriend broke up with me
Cyber Ty: Probably hanging out with some black dude right about now
Guest4082: who you
Guest3135: Who is Eminem?
Cyber Ty: I don't know who Eminem is really. Can't tell you much about them
Guest3135: Well if u dont know that ur not a smart bot!
Cyber Ty: Look at the brainiac I got here in front of me. Getting a well balanced conversation out of you is like trying to find a female hooker in San Francisco.
Cyber Ty: I don't know who Eminem is really. Can't tell you much about them
Guest3135: Well if u dont know that ur not a smart bot!
Cyber Ty: Look at the brainiac I got here in front of me. Getting a well balanced conversation out of you is like trying to find a female hooker in San Francisco.
Sarlax: so why are you hiding?
Kobal: I have to do something.
Sarlax: you should buy a gun.
Kobal: Humans love their big guns.
Sarlax: big guns are good for killing bad things
Kobal: No need for gun control, just shoot everyone.
Sarlax: agreed
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Sarlax: you need to get a gun
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.
Sarlax: you should get back to hiding
Kobal: But I don't want to.
Sarlax: but they will find you
Kobal: Speaking of weapons.
Sarlax: yes?
Kobal: Damn...it is.
Sarlax: here is my sword, take it
Kobal: Nice sword...
Sarlax: do you want my crossbow too?
Kobal: Yes! You are cool.
Sarlax: here you go
Kobal: Let's get back to weapons.
Sarlax: ok, i have a shotgun for you
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Sarlax: woof
Kobal: I have to do something.
Sarlax: you should buy a gun.
Kobal: Humans love their big guns.
Sarlax: big guns are good for killing bad things
Kobal: No need for gun control, just shoot everyone.
Sarlax: agreed
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Sarlax: you need to get a gun
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.
Sarlax: you should get back to hiding
Kobal: But I don't want to.
Sarlax: but they will find you
Kobal: Speaking of weapons.
Sarlax: yes?
Kobal: Damn...it is.
Sarlax: here is my sword, take it
Kobal: Nice sword...
Sarlax: do you want my crossbow too?
Kobal: Yes! You are cool.
Sarlax: here you go
Kobal: Let's get back to weapons.
Sarlax: ok, i have a shotgun for you
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Sarlax: woof
Count Thrawn: (to Guest) At last we meet, Guest1510. Will it be friend or foe?
Guest1510: SHUT UP.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to shut up.
Guest1510: WHAT A GROUCH
Guest1510: SHUT UP.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to shut up.
Guest1510: WHAT A GROUCH
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