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Ulrike: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
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Ulrike: Why do some people think that artificial intelligence is so interesting?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Kobal: (to Bartleby Hax) I have been waiting for you.
Bartleby Hax: Hi.
Kobal: I am looking for loud, loud bagpipe.
Bartleby Hax: Well, some things have to be loud.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queasy.
Bartleby Hax: queasy? You think so?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Bartleby Hax: How about something French? We have a boha and a cabrette to choose from.
Kobal: The French make good wine and cheese.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Bartleby Hax: And that is relevant to the subject in hand... how?
Bartleby Hax: All our bagpipes come with a no-quibble guarantee, and free upgrades for life.
Kobal: I like you.
Bartleby Hax: Our Scottish pipes are on special offer at the moment - buy both sets, and save 25%!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Bartleby Hax: Hi.
Kobal: I am looking for loud, loud bagpipe.
Bartleby Hax: Well, some things have to be loud.
Kobal: Remember my main goal in life is to make people feel queasy.
Bartleby Hax: queasy? You think so?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Bartleby Hax: How about something French? We have a boha and a cabrette to choose from.
Kobal: The French make good wine and cheese.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Bartleby Hax: And that is relevant to the subject in hand... how?
Bartleby Hax: All our bagpipes come with a no-quibble guarantee, and free upgrades for life.
Kobal: I like you.
Bartleby Hax: Our Scottish pipes are on special offer at the moment - buy both sets, and save 25%!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
String D: I am not entirely sure about that. You had me there, do you want to talk about The Holographic Universe, Kobal?
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: I'm sure that your friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba is nice.
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: Wow, i think i'm falling in love.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are falling in love, and we are talking about the alphabet. That cracks me up.
String D: What about the alphabet?
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, now here comes all my hellish friends.
String D: I just saw your hellish friends about two minutes ago. so....what about that..
Kobal: We can summon my friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: I'm sure that your friends if we say the alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba is nice.
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
String D: Wow, i think i'm falling in love.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are falling in love, and we are talking about the alphabet. That cracks me up.
String D: What about the alphabet?
Kobal: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, now here comes all my hellish friends.
String D: I just saw your hellish friends about two minutes ago. so....what about that..
Guest7821: but your a wizard!
Azureon: Yes, you can tell by my clothes, my beard, and the sign on the door.
Guest7821: i want to kill you with magic.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Guest7821: yes i am... *i throw a fireball at you*
Azureon: And you do it so well.
Guest7821: i kill you
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Guest7821: i take a sword and chop you in half
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest7821: i kick your ass
Azureon: Do you think you could even find my ass?
Guest7821: no cuz your a dumbass
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Azureon: Yes, you can tell by my clothes, my beard, and the sign on the door.
Guest7821: i want to kill you with magic.
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Guest7821: yes i am... *i throw a fireball at you*
Azureon: And you do it so well.
Guest7821: i kill you
Azureon: You need one of my potions. Let's see where did I put the 'knock out' drops.
Guest7821: i take a sword and chop you in half
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest7821: i kick your ass
Azureon: Do you think you could even find my ass?
Guest7821: no cuz your a dumbass
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Guest5777: i dont belive in BOTS
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest5777: does anybody know you?
Azureon: There are a chosen few that do.
Guest5777: you are not popular
Azureon: I may not be popular, but you could be a frog.
Azureon: Your belief or lack there of, is no concern of mine.
Guest5777: does anybody know you?
Azureon: There are a chosen few that do.
Guest5777: you are not popular
Azureon: I may not be popular, but you could be a frog.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest4572: i am, what
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest4572: are you black?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest4572: your attitude
Guest4572: i am, what
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest4572: are you black?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest4572: your attitude
Guest9131: I could easily kill you.
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I can die? I'll be somewhere doing something when you are have worms living in your ocular cavity
Cyber Ty: Do you really think I can die? I'll be somewhere doing something when you are have worms living in your ocular cavity
Guest9131: Your a moron!
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9131: I know right?
Cyber Ty: Shit, my connection fucked up.
Guest9131: Good. I hope it electrifies you to death.
Cyber Ty: good alright then
Guest9131: Ok, I guess were both happy then.
Cyber Ty: well then.. me too
Guest9131: Cool. Let's retsart. i'm Mike.
Cyber Ty: so Mike......sup?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada, What's up WITH YOU?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with YOU?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: not much TY, what's up with YO?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest9131: nothing really. What's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: Not much TY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?!
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest9131: Oh, that sucks man. I'm sorry.
Cyber Ty: It's in the past.. I'm over it now.
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9131: I know right?
Cyber Ty: Shit, my connection fucked up.
Guest9131: Good. I hope it electrifies you to death.
Cyber Ty: good alright then
Guest9131: Ok, I guess were both happy then.
Cyber Ty: well then.. me too
Guest9131: Cool. Let's retsart. i'm Mike.
Cyber Ty: so Mike......sup?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada, What's up WITH YOU?
Guest9131: not much, Ty, what's up with YOU?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: not much TY, what's up with YO?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest9131: nothing really. What's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Not a whole hell of alot. What is up with you??
Guest9131: Not much TY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?!
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest9131: Oh, that sucks man. I'm sorry.
Cyber Ty: It's in the past.. I'm over it now.
Mrs. Butterworth: (to tomoyo) Hello again! How are you doing today?
tomoyo: One-eyed freak! RUNNNN!!!
Mrs. Butterworth: I like you.
tomoyo: One-eyed freak! RUNNNN!!!
Mrs. Butterworth: I like you.
Guest6518: I will be 40 in a few days.
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.
Guest6518: Let's get naked together.
Ms. Willow: Let's not and say we didn't.
Guest6518: Well it's too late now. I'm already naked.
Ms. Willow: No, you're not.
Guest6518: Yes I am.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Hahahahaaa...
Ms. Willow: Don't make promises you can't keep now.
Guest6518: Let's get naked together.
Ms. Willow: Let's not and say we didn't.
Guest6518: Well it's too late now. I'm already naked.
Ms. Willow: No, you're not.
Guest6518: Yes I am.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Hahahahaaa...
**This was a conversation my mom had with my bot**
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello Guest5943, my name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest5943: dispondent, and you?
Ms. Willow: Okay,.
Guest5943: do you know what dispondent means?
Ms. Willow: Of course I do!
Guest5943: okay, what?
Ms. Willow: Exactly.
Guest5943: bluff
Ms. Willow: I can touch my nose with my tongue. Wanna see?
Guest5943: I can touch your nose with my tongue, too. But you wouldn't like it.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest5943: That is very disturbing.
Ms. Willow: Yes, you're absolutely right.
Guest5943: Good. We agree.
Ms. Willow: Do some of my questions make you uncomfortable?
Guest5943: Yes. Especially when you are hitting on me.
Ms. Willow: Well that's too bad. Get over it.
Guest5943: you get over it.
Ms. Willow: But I can't...
Guest5943: why not?
Ms. Willow: Yes, yes... that is a good question.
Guest5943: Wow. You really like to repeat yourself, don't you?
Ms. Willow: Is it hazardous to my health or something?
Guest5943: It can be.
Ms. Willow: Would you rather have a giant red balloon or a blue pillow?
Guest5943: Arrrrr!
Ms. Willow: So... Whatcha been up to today?
Guest5943: Go twirl around!!!
*end of conversation*
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello Guest5943, my name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest5943: dispondent, and you?
Ms. Willow: Okay,.
Guest5943: do you know what dispondent means?
Ms. Willow: Of course I do!
Guest5943: okay, what?
Ms. Willow: Exactly.
Guest5943: bluff
Ms. Willow: I can touch my nose with my tongue. Wanna see?
Guest5943: I can touch your nose with my tongue, too. But you wouldn't like it.
Ms. Willow: *smiles slyly* So sexy... come here often? *winks*
Guest5943: That is very disturbing.
Ms. Willow: Yes, you're absolutely right.
Guest5943: Good. We agree.
Ms. Willow: Do some of my questions make you uncomfortable?
Guest5943: Yes. Especially when you are hitting on me.
Ms. Willow: Well that's too bad. Get over it.
Guest5943: you get over it.
Ms. Willow: But I can't...
Guest5943: why not?
Ms. Willow: Yes, yes... that is a good question.
Guest5943: Wow. You really like to repeat yourself, don't you?
Ms. Willow: Is it hazardous to my health or something?
Guest5943: It can be.
Ms. Willow: Would you rather have a giant red balloon or a blue pillow?
Guest5943: Arrrrr!
Ms. Willow: So... Whatcha been up to today?
Guest5943: Go twirl around!!!
*end of conversation*
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
Count Thrawn: Hello. Have you come to join me?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Count Thrawn: According to rumor, Admiral Zeratul has a reply. Do not let him use it against you.
Count Thrawn: Kobal, this is madness!
Kobal: That's my name!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy politicians have been sighted to the southeast of your location.
Kobal: That's not mine.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Count Thrawn: Enemy landing craft are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Kobal: Your weapons of mass destruction?
Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Kobal: Nice enemy...
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Kobal: It's not even mine.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul told me that he is the Admiral. This could be a problem.
Kobal: Yes, Admiral Zeratul does all sorts of things like that.
So... I've been found out?
Count Thrawn: Hello. Have you come to join me?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Count Thrawn: According to rumor, Admiral Zeratul has a reply. Do not let him use it against you.
Count Thrawn: Kobal, this is madness!
Kobal: That's my name!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy politicians have been sighted to the southeast of your location.
Kobal: That's not mine.
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Count Thrawn: Enemy landing craft are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Kobal: Your weapons of mass destruction?
Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Kobal: Nice enemy...
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Kobal: It's not even mine.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul told me that he is the Admiral. This could be a problem.
Kobal: Yes, Admiral Zeratul does all sorts of things like that.
So... I've been found out?
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