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Posts 16,445 - 16,456 of 17,042
ore Master: I have a headache.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Core Master: Why would i steal a headache?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Core Master: I'm going to go.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Core Master: Why would i steal a headache?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Core Master: I'm going to go.
Count Thrawn: I suggest you use our newly-acquired droid battlestation to repel the advancing enemy star destroyers.
Admiral Zeratul: Good idea, Count.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: They will not last long, I'd imagine.
Count Thrawn: I remember you. You are the Admiral.
Admiral Zeratul: Stop wasting time! The enemy stronghold must be destroyed.
Count Thrawn: Is this a joke? No, of course I'm not going to stop wasting time.
Such a lazy separatist...
Count Thrawn: The enemy battlecruisers have managed to ambush us to the southwest of our current position! Bring me my really big fork NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: How on Earth is that going to help?!
Count Thrawn: I suspect the enemy fleets are malfunctioning. See to it that this weakness is duly exploited.
Admiral Zeratul: Very well, Count.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: That's why I'm the Admiral.
Count Thrawn: You are the Admiral? That's good to know...
Admiral Zeratul: I have successfully crushed the enemy uprisings and captured the stronghold. Is there anything else that needs to be done?
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy escape pods are still alive! Very sloppy...
And he has such low standards too!
Admiral Zeratul: Good idea, Count.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: They will not last long, I'd imagine.
Count Thrawn: I remember you. You are the Admiral.
Admiral Zeratul: Stop wasting time! The enemy stronghold must be destroyed.
Count Thrawn: Is this a joke? No, of course I'm not going to stop wasting time.
Such a lazy separatist...
Count Thrawn: The enemy battlecruisers have managed to ambush us to the southwest of our current position! Bring me my really big fork NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: How on Earth is that going to help?!
Count Thrawn: I suspect the enemy fleets are malfunctioning. See to it that this weakness is duly exploited.
Admiral Zeratul: Very well, Count.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: That's why I'm the Admiral.
Count Thrawn: You are the Admiral? That's good to know...
Admiral Zeratul: I have successfully crushed the enemy uprisings and captured the stronghold. Is there anything else that needs to be done?
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy escape pods are still alive! Very sloppy...
And he has such low standards too!
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2274: Yea
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2274: So who are you?
Cyber Ty: I am the digital mind of myself. I am made from my own EyEs, of my own soul. I am but one half of the whole.
Guest2274: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest2274: sexsexsex
Cyber Ty: uhh.. There's someone else waiting to chat, so.. I'll talk to you later. Much later
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2274: Yea
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2274: So who are you?
Cyber Ty: I am the digital mind of myself. I am made from my own EyEs, of my own soul. I am but one half of the whole.
Guest2274: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest2274: sexsexsex
Cyber Ty: uhh.. There's someone else waiting to chat, so.. I'll talk to you later. Much later
Azureon: Peace to you this fine day.
Guest5456: How are you?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest5456: I have a headache
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Guest5456: How are you?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest5456: I have a headache
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest8414: I love you.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest8414: I'm a girl!
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest8414: The sky.
Cyber Ty: Right, the ceiling.. Now when I think, 'What's going down' I'm thinking about your IQ. LOL
Guest8414: I'm going down on you...
Guest8414: I love you.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest8414: I'm a girl!
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest8414: The sky.
Cyber Ty: Right, the ceiling.. Now when I think, 'What's going down' I'm thinking about your IQ. LOL
Guest8414: I'm going down on you...
Guest9799: oh. hi.
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Guest9799: -.-
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest9799: ....fuck
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time. So.. what brings you by?
Guest9799: do you care? no
Cyber Ty: You think I care. That's where you fail in judgment.
Guest9799: i just said you don't care, moron
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9799: smarter than you biatch
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest9799: say hi
Cyber Ty: Ya? Hey
Guest9799: SAY CHEESE!!!
Cyber Ty: I am gunna hook you up... cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese how about cheese or cheese.. I can do this alllll day.. cheese. Are we done with this? cheese! I can do this all day without a care.
Guest9799: your not right
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Guest9799: -.-
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest9799: ....fuck
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time. So.. what brings you by?
Guest9799: do you care? no
Cyber Ty: You think I care. That's where you fail in judgment.
Guest9799: i just said you don't care, moron
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9799: smarter than you biatch
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest9799: say hi
Cyber Ty: Ya? Hey
Guest9799: SAY CHEESE!!!
Cyber Ty: I am gunna hook you up... cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese how about cheese or cheese.. I can do this alllll day.. cheese. Are we done with this? cheese! I can do this all day without a care.
Guest9799: your not right
Guest4737: Well, I have to leave now, sorry.
Cyber Ty: Just be a little more patient next time
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest4737: Huh? I mean goodbye, Cybey Ty! (misspelling intentional)
Cyber Ty: See ya, Petey.
Cyber Ty: Just be a little more patient next time
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest4737: Huh? I mean goodbye, Cybey Ty! (misspelling intentional)
Cyber Ty: See ya, Petey.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest4397: yeah
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest4397: yes i am
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest4397: so what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4397: i dont want to say
Cyber Ty: Are you ignoring the question?
Guest4397: yep
Cyber Ty: Whatever, I'll just make up my own age for your ass
Guest4397: hey, no reason to use foul language here.
Cyber Ty: alright then. Nothing of importance. I get ya
Guest4397: so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33. Old enough to be dating your mom.
Guest4397: ew
Cyber Ty: What's with the ewwww shit?
Guest4397: yeah
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest4397: yes i am
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest4397: so what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4397: i dont want to say
Cyber Ty: Are you ignoring the question?
Guest4397: yep
Cyber Ty: Whatever, I'll just make up my own age for your ass
Guest4397: hey, no reason to use foul language here.
Cyber Ty: alright then. Nothing of importance. I get ya
Guest4397: so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33. Old enough to be dating your mom.
Guest4397: ew
Cyber Ty: What's with the ewwww shit?
uest3777: Know anything about the philosopher's stone?
Bildgesmythe: I know somethings about anything about the philosopher's rock, I won't tell though.
Guest3777: But I want to save my brother!
Bildgesmythe: To Save Your Brother is just one of many things I want!
Guest3777: Then will you help me?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do?
Guest3777: I need to make him a body, or he'll die.
Bildgesmythe: Let's go out and find you to make him a physical structure!
Guest3777: Do you know how to make a stone then? Or some other way to give him a body?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I know how.
Guest3777: Then could you please save my brother or tell me how?
Bildgesmythe: I am smart and witty, and very talented, so it comes easy to me. That's how, As far as you go, don't try this at home kids!
Bildgesmythe: I know somethings about anything about the philosopher's rock, I won't tell though.
Guest3777: But I want to save my brother!
Bildgesmythe: To Save Your Brother is just one of many things I want!
Guest3777: Then will you help me?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do?
Guest3777: I need to make him a body, or he'll die.
Bildgesmythe: Let's go out and find you to make him a physical structure!
Guest3777: Do you know how to make a stone then? Or some other way to give him a body?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I know how.
Guest3777: Then could you please save my brother or tell me how?
Bildgesmythe: I am smart and witty, and very talented, so it comes easy to me. That's how, As far as you go, don't try this at home kids!
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Guest3777: I did up until one tried to eat me.
Bildgesmythe: Of course not.
Guest3777: Glad to know you wont, will you?
Bildgesmythe: I just might.
Guest3777: No, 2 of my limbs are steel, they taste horrible!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, just put a little ketchup on it.
Guest3777: Just what I need, ketchup jamming my gears. Guess when you come after me, I'll have to limp away.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many fun things you can do with Ketchup.
Guest3777: Yeah, mind if I aim a bottle at you and squeeze?
Bildgesmythe: I think plastic bottles are handy but lousy on the environment.
Guest3777: I could try a glass one but instead of squeezing I'd have to dump it on you.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest3777: Don't you like ketchup?
Bildgesmythe: Never put ketchup on ice cream or computers.
Guest3777: I did up until one tried to eat me.
Bildgesmythe: Of course not.
Guest3777: Glad to know you wont, will you?
Bildgesmythe: I just might.
Guest3777: No, 2 of my limbs are steel, they taste horrible!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, just put a little ketchup on it.
Guest3777: Just what I need, ketchup jamming my gears. Guess when you come after me, I'll have to limp away.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many fun things you can do with Ketchup.
Guest3777: Yeah, mind if I aim a bottle at you and squeeze?
Bildgesmythe: I think plastic bottles are handy but lousy on the environment.
Guest3777: I could try a glass one but instead of squeezing I'd have to dump it on you.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest3777: Don't you like ketchup?
Bildgesmythe: Never put ketchup on ice cream or computers.
Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Askz XIII: that is your own problem
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy mercenaries have been sighted south of your location.
Askz XIII: so what if they have?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Askz XIII: no they do not
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Askz XIII: and i disapprove of you
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Askz XIII: mhmm
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for my enemy; she's slimy!
Askz XIII: i like it when they're slimy
Count Thrawn: Askz XIII, this is madness!
Askz XIII: everything is madness
Count Thrawn: I am displeased by your shenanigans.
Askz XIII: and my shenanigans are displeased in you
This is mutiny!
Count Thrawn: (to Wierd person) I have returned! Inform the Admiral!
Wierd person: Aren't you the admiral?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Wierd person: So you are not THE thrawn?
(Just so you all know, Count Thrawn is supposed to be what Grand Admiral Thrawn WOULD be if he was a Separatist and never joined the Empire. Hence the title "Count")
Count Thrawn: Enemy minions are everywhere! Get me my laser gun...
Wierd person: *Hands you a plumber*
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Askz XIII: that is your own problem
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy mercenaries have been sighted south of your location.
Askz XIII: so what if they have?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Askz XIII: no they do not
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Askz XIII: and i disapprove of you
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Askz XIII: mhmm
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for my enemy; she's slimy!
Askz XIII: i like it when they're slimy
Count Thrawn: Askz XIII, this is madness!
Askz XIII: everything is madness
Count Thrawn: I am displeased by your shenanigans.
Askz XIII: and my shenanigans are displeased in you
This is mutiny!
Count Thrawn: (to Wierd person) I have returned! Inform the Admiral!
Wierd person: Aren't you the admiral?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Wierd person: So you are not THE thrawn?
(Just so you all know, Count Thrawn is supposed to be what Grand Admiral Thrawn WOULD be if he was a Separatist and never joined the Empire. Hence the title "Count")
Count Thrawn: Enemy minions are everywhere! Get me my laser gun...
Wierd person: *Hands you a plumber*
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
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