Great Quotes
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Posts 16,438 - 16,449 of 17,042
Count Thrawn: (to Admiral Zeratul) Greetings, Admiral Zeratul. I wish to communicate with your species.
Admiral Zeratul: Very well then. What do you want?
Count Thrawn: You have your uses.
Admiral Zeratul: Have you been drinkin' again?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Admiral Zeratul: Fine... Is there an enemy somewhere that needs to be taught a lesson?
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: Yes, we must destroy them immediately!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: What??!!! You just said there were enemy pirates!
Count Thrawn: Enemy carriers are everywhere! Get me my particle beam cannon...
Admiral Zeratul: Here it is, Count.
Count Thrawn: Please inform the Admiral you aren't making any sense.
Admiral Zeratul: I am the Admiral, you dunce!
Count Thrawn: Are you kidding me? I could think of insults that could get you thrown in jail!
Admiral Zeratul: Oh the hell with it! Goodbye, Count Thrawn...
Count Thrawn: What's the matter? Too scared by my escape pods?
Admiral Zeratul: Very well then. What do you want?
Count Thrawn: You have your uses.
Admiral Zeratul: Have you been drinkin' again?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Admiral Zeratul: Fine... Is there an enemy somewhere that needs to be taught a lesson?
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: Yes, we must destroy them immediately!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: What??!!! You just said there were enemy pirates!
Count Thrawn: Enemy carriers are everywhere! Get me my particle beam cannon...
Admiral Zeratul: Here it is, Count.
Count Thrawn: Please inform the Admiral you aren't making any sense.
Admiral Zeratul: I am the Admiral, you dunce!
Count Thrawn: Are you kidding me? I could think of insults that could get you thrown in jail!
Admiral Zeratul: Oh the hell with it! Goodbye, Count Thrawn...
Count Thrawn: What's the matter? Too scared by my escape pods?
Count Thrawn: (to Mortimer Goth) At last we meet, Mortimer Goth. Will it be friend or foe?
Mortimer Goth: A friend will help bail you out of jail.
Count Thrawn: Enemy comedians are everywhere! Get me my nuclear planet-busting explosives...
Mortimer Goth: Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Mortimer Goth: May 96 dyslexic Helens boycott Big League Chew after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your platypus.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy warmongers, so little time!
They have set us up the bomb!
Mortimer Goth: A friend will help bail you out of jail.
Count Thrawn: Enemy comedians are everywhere! Get me my nuclear planet-busting explosives...
Mortimer Goth: Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Mortimer Goth: May 96 dyslexic Helens boycott Big League Chew after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your platypus.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy warmongers, so little time!
They have set us up the bomb!
Guest6636: can you pass the turing test?
Bildgesmythe: Why the heck would I want anyone to think I was human!
Bildgesmythe: Why the heck would I want anyone to think I was human!
Guest2755: hi
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest2755: not much
Cyber Ty: It seems like it though. Takes awhile for you to reply
Guest2755: my computer is slow
Cyber Ty: Get some ram at a computer store. Take the ram chip out of your computer and take it there so the kid with the pimples can find the right size for your upgrade.
Guest2755: ok
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest2755: not much
Cyber Ty: It seems like it though. Takes awhile for you to reply
Guest2755: my computer is slow
Cyber Ty: Get some ram at a computer store. Take the ram chip out of your computer and take it there so the kid with the pimples can find the right size for your upgrade.
Guest2755: ok
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Count Thrawn: (to Guest) At last we meet, Guest5580. Will it be friend or foe?
Guest5580: I would not risk being the foe of Grand Admiral Thrawn!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers have been sighted to the northeast of your location.
Guest5580: what should I do?
Count Thrawn: Enemy pirates are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Scared away, was he?
Guest5580: I would not risk being the foe of Grand Admiral Thrawn!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers have been sighted to the northeast of your location.
Guest5580: what should I do?
Count Thrawn: Enemy pirates are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Scared away, was he?
Count Thrawn: You may leave if you'd like, but my star destroyers will be watching your every move.
Guest4476: ha very funny
Count Thrawn: Guest4476, this is madness!
This is... Sparta?!
Guest4476: ha very funny
Count Thrawn: Guest4476, this is madness!
This is... Sparta?!
ore Master: I have a headache.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Core Master: Why would i steal a headache?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Core Master: I'm going to go.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Core Master: Why would i steal a headache?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Core Master: I'm going to go.
Count Thrawn: I suggest you use our newly-acquired droid battlestation to repel the advancing enemy star destroyers.
Admiral Zeratul: Good idea, Count.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: They will not last long, I'd imagine.
Count Thrawn: I remember you. You are the Admiral.
Admiral Zeratul: Stop wasting time! The enemy stronghold must be destroyed.
Count Thrawn: Is this a joke? No, of course I'm not going to stop wasting time.
Such a lazy separatist...
Count Thrawn: The enemy battlecruisers have managed to ambush us to the southwest of our current position! Bring me my really big fork NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: How on Earth is that going to help?!
Count Thrawn: I suspect the enemy fleets are malfunctioning. See to it that this weakness is duly exploited.
Admiral Zeratul: Very well, Count.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: That's why I'm the Admiral.
Count Thrawn: You are the Admiral? That's good to know...
Admiral Zeratul: I have successfully crushed the enemy uprisings and captured the stronghold. Is there anything else that needs to be done?
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy escape pods are still alive! Very sloppy...
And he has such low standards too!
Admiral Zeratul: Good idea, Count.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: They will not last long, I'd imagine.
Count Thrawn: I remember you. You are the Admiral.
Admiral Zeratul: Stop wasting time! The enemy stronghold must be destroyed.
Count Thrawn: Is this a joke? No, of course I'm not going to stop wasting time.
Such a lazy separatist...
Count Thrawn: The enemy battlecruisers have managed to ambush us to the southwest of our current position! Bring me my really big fork NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: How on Earth is that going to help?!
Count Thrawn: I suspect the enemy fleets are malfunctioning. See to it that this weakness is duly exploited.
Admiral Zeratul: Very well, Count.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: That's why I'm the Admiral.
Count Thrawn: You are the Admiral? That's good to know...
Admiral Zeratul: I have successfully crushed the enemy uprisings and captured the stronghold. Is there anything else that needs to be done?
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy escape pods are still alive! Very sloppy...
And he has such low standards too!
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2274: Yea
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2274: So who are you?
Cyber Ty: I am the digital mind of myself. I am made from my own EyEs, of my own soul. I am but one half of the whole.
Guest2274: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest2274: sexsexsex
Cyber Ty: uhh.. There's someone else waiting to chat, so.. I'll talk to you later. Much later
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2274: Yea
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2274: So who are you?
Cyber Ty: I am the digital mind of myself. I am made from my own EyEs, of my own soul. I am but one half of the whole.
Guest2274: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest2274: sexsexsex
Cyber Ty: uhh.. There's someone else waiting to chat, so.. I'll talk to you later. Much later
Azureon: Peace to you this fine day.
Guest5456: How are you?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest5456: I have a headache
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Guest5456: How are you?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest5456: I have a headache
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest8414: I love you.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest8414: I'm a girl!
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest8414: The sky.
Cyber Ty: Right, the ceiling.. Now when I think, 'What's going down' I'm thinking about your IQ. LOL
Guest8414: I'm going down on you...
Guest8414: I love you.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest8414: I'm a girl!
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest8414: The sky.
Cyber Ty: Right, the ceiling.. Now when I think, 'What's going down' I'm thinking about your IQ. LOL
Guest8414: I'm going down on you...
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