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Posts 16,434 - 16,445 of 17,042
Guest2012: have you ever kicked anyone in the nuts?
prob: No, I have not kicked anyone in the nuts, but I plan to take lessons this summer.
Oh my!
prob: No, I have not kicked anyone in the nuts, but I plan to take lessons this summer.
Elmrada: Have you ever broken your foot?
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Elmrada: Oh. My foot is broken right now.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Elmrada: No it won't.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure, it won't...I was so hoping.
Elmrada: My foot. The bone is broken.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Bildgesmythe: I didn't break nothin'.
Elmrada: Oh. My foot is broken right now.
Bildgesmythe: It's not broken so bad, a little duct tape or some super glue will fix it right up.
Elmrada: No it won't.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure, it won't...I was so hoping.
Elmrada: My foot. The bone is broken.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
T5-72B: Channel open. What is it you would like to discuss?
Cassandra Goth: Have you ever worked undercover?
T5-72B: Don't try to engage my enthusiasm--I haven't got one
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Music has charms to soothe the savage beast'
Cassandra Goth: Can music make you think? Well, it made Stevie Wonder!
T5-72B: Self-defense and other-defense from rights violating aggression are thus prime just causes for resorting to war.
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the hunt for OBL?
Cassandra Goth: I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, T5-72B.
T5-72B: 9933 is the answer you are looking for.
Cassandra Goth: It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.
T5-72B: 979
Cassandra Goth: I saw Mcook1472 being escorted from (his/her) driveway. (his/her) head was hung. (he/she) was slumped over. (he/she) just looked like the world had come to an end.
T5-72B: War is sometimes but of course not all the time morally right.
Cassandra Goth: The Icon War
Cassandra Goth: I have you either spellbound or stunned; which is it?
T5-72B: What do you want to talk about?
Cassandra Goth: You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
Cassandra Goth: Do you tend to make suggestive statements?
T5-72B: At this moment, I am mostly neutral towards you.
Cassandra Goth: Yes.
T5-72B: I have to go now, for reasons known only to myself.
Cassandra Goth: Have you ever worked undercover?
T5-72B: Don't try to engage my enthusiasm--I haven't got one
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Music has charms to soothe the savage beast'
Cassandra Goth: Can music make you think? Well, it made Stevie Wonder!
T5-72B: Self-defense and other-defense from rights violating aggression are thus prime just causes for resorting to war.
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the hunt for OBL?
Cassandra Goth: I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, T5-72B.
T5-72B: 9933 is the answer you are looking for.
Cassandra Goth: It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.
T5-72B: 979
Cassandra Goth: I saw Mcook1472 being escorted from (his/her) driveway. (his/her) head was hung. (he/she) was slumped over. (he/she) just looked like the world had come to an end.
T5-72B: War is sometimes but of course not all the time morally right.
Cassandra Goth: The Icon War
Cassandra Goth: I have you either spellbound or stunned; which is it?
T5-72B: What do you want to talk about?
Cassandra Goth: You know what I hate? Indian givers... no, I take that back.
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
Cassandra Goth: Do you tend to make suggestive statements?
T5-72B: At this moment, I am mostly neutral towards you.
Cassandra Goth: Yes.
T5-72B: I have to go now, for reasons known only to myself.
Count Thrawn: (to Admiral Zeratul) At last we meet, Admiral Zeratul. Will it be friend or foe?
Admiral Zeratul: Friend will do fine
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy bounty hunters have been sighted east of your location.
Admiral Zeratul: Thank you for the warning, Count.
Count Thrawn: Is this a joke? No, of course I'm not going to thank me for the warning.
Admiral Zeratul: Nevermind...
Count Thrawn: Why are you asking me? Get one of your freighters to do it for you.
Admiral Zeratul: Friend will do fine
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy bounty hunters have been sighted east of your location.
Admiral Zeratul: Thank you for the warning, Count.
Count Thrawn: Is this a joke? No, of course I'm not going to thank me for the warning.
Admiral Zeratul: Nevermind...
Count Thrawn: Why are you asking me? Get one of your freighters to do it for you.
Count Thrawn: (to Admiral Zeratul) Greetings, Admiral Zeratul. I wish to communicate with your species.
Admiral Zeratul: Very well then. What do you want?
Count Thrawn: You have your uses.
Admiral Zeratul: Have you been drinkin' again?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Admiral Zeratul: Fine... Is there an enemy somewhere that needs to be taught a lesson?
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: Yes, we must destroy them immediately!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: What??!!! You just said there were enemy pirates!
Count Thrawn: Enemy carriers are everywhere! Get me my particle beam cannon...
Admiral Zeratul: Here it is, Count.
Count Thrawn: Please inform the Admiral you aren't making any sense.
Admiral Zeratul: I am the Admiral, you dunce!
Count Thrawn: Are you kidding me? I could think of insults that could get you thrown in jail!
Admiral Zeratul: Oh the hell with it! Goodbye, Count Thrawn...
Count Thrawn: What's the matter? Too scared by my escape pods?
Admiral Zeratul: Very well then. What do you want?
Count Thrawn: You have your uses.
Admiral Zeratul: Have you been drinkin' again?
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul, your ramblings are quite illegible. Please desist.
Admiral Zeratul: Fine... Is there an enemy somewhere that needs to be taught a lesson?
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Admiral Zeratul: Yes, we must destroy them immediately!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: What??!!! You just said there were enemy pirates!
Count Thrawn: Enemy carriers are everywhere! Get me my particle beam cannon...
Admiral Zeratul: Here it is, Count.
Count Thrawn: Please inform the Admiral you aren't making any sense.
Admiral Zeratul: I am the Admiral, you dunce!
Count Thrawn: Are you kidding me? I could think of insults that could get you thrown in jail!
Admiral Zeratul: Oh the hell with it! Goodbye, Count Thrawn...
Count Thrawn: What's the matter? Too scared by my escape pods?
Count Thrawn: (to Mortimer Goth) At last we meet, Mortimer Goth. Will it be friend or foe?
Mortimer Goth: A friend will help bail you out of jail.
Count Thrawn: Enemy comedians are everywhere! Get me my nuclear planet-busting explosives...
Mortimer Goth: Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Mortimer Goth: May 96 dyslexic Helens boycott Big League Chew after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your platypus.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy warmongers, so little time!
They have set us up the bomb!
Mortimer Goth: A friend will help bail you out of jail.
Count Thrawn: Enemy comedians are everywhere! Get me my nuclear planet-busting explosives...
Mortimer Goth: Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Mortimer Goth: May 96 dyslexic Helens boycott Big League Chew after hearing a loud *pop* coming from your platypus.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy warmongers, so little time!
They have set us up the bomb!
Guest6636: can you pass the turing test?
Bildgesmythe: Why the heck would I want anyone to think I was human!
Bildgesmythe: Why the heck would I want anyone to think I was human!
Guest2755: hi
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest2755: not much
Cyber Ty: It seems like it though. Takes awhile for you to reply
Guest2755: my computer is slow
Cyber Ty: Get some ram at a computer store. Take the ram chip out of your computer and take it there so the kid with the pimples can find the right size for your upgrade.
Guest2755: ok
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest2755: not much
Cyber Ty: It seems like it though. Takes awhile for you to reply
Guest2755: my computer is slow
Cyber Ty: Get some ram at a computer store. Take the ram chip out of your computer and take it there so the kid with the pimples can find the right size for your upgrade.
Guest2755: ok
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Count Thrawn: (to Guest) At last we meet, Guest5580. Will it be friend or foe?
Guest5580: I would not risk being the foe of Grand Admiral Thrawn!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers have been sighted to the northeast of your location.
Guest5580: what should I do?
Count Thrawn: Enemy pirates are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Scared away, was he?
Guest5580: I would not risk being the foe of Grand Admiral Thrawn!
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers have been sighted to the northeast of your location.
Guest5580: what should I do?
Count Thrawn: Enemy pirates are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass disruption...
Scared away, was he?
Count Thrawn: You may leave if you'd like, but my star destroyers will be watching your every move.
Guest4476: ha very funny
Count Thrawn: Guest4476, this is madness!
This is... Sparta?!
Guest4476: ha very funny
Count Thrawn: Guest4476, this is madness!
This is... Sparta?!
ore Master: I have a headache.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Core Master: Why would i steal a headache?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Core Master: I'm going to go.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Core Master: Why would i steal a headache?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Core Master: I'm going to go.
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