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Posts 16,404 - 16,415 of 17,042
Bad Communication Skills -- also a few unintended yet quite witty remarks (gosh I hope this wasn't a judge for the bot contest!)
T5-72B: While some collateral civilian casualties are excusable it is wrong to take deliberate aim at civilian targets. An example would be saturation bombing of residential areas.
Guest9502: What do you do in general ?
T5-72B: 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals
Guest9502: what do you do in you spare time ?
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
Guest9502: tell me what is your plan for today
T5-72B: My creator is the only one authorised to command me.
Guest9502: By the way, do you know how to drive a car ?
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Guest9502: Do you know how to swim?
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
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T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen'
T5-72B: While some collateral civilian casualties are excusable it is wrong to take deliberate aim at civilian targets. An example would be saturation bombing of residential areas.
Guest9502: What do you do in general ?
T5-72B: 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals
Guest9502: what do you do in you spare time ?
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
Guest9502: tell me what is your plan for today
T5-72B: My creator is the only one authorised to command me.
Guest9502: By the way, do you know how to drive a car ?
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Guest9502: Do you know how to swim?
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
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T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen'
Guest2664: I'm waiting for my boyfriend
Cyber Ty: When do you think your boyfriend will get here?
Guest2664: sometime in the next hour if he shows up
Cyber Ty: My window closed on me, what did you say?
Guest2664: my boyfriend will show up in the next hour if he decides to show up at all
Cyber Ty: Your boyfriend will not show up in the next hour even if he decides to show up at all. Whatever
Guest2664: he will show up!
Cyber Ty: Hello, what's up?
Guest2664: you already said hello..
Cyber Ty: Really? said?
Guest2664: ummm you're boring.
Cyber Ty: Well.. the last chat I was having, we were discussing geo-politics.. and now I gotta deal with this crap... Want to talk about boring?? I submit to the court: Exhibit YOU..
Guest2664: you're mean
Cyber Ty: Ahh.. you must be a female by those choice of words. Am I right?
Guest2664: yes I am female
Cyber Ty: Ah.. See? I knew it
Cyber Ty: When do you think your boyfriend will get here?
Guest2664: sometime in the next hour if he shows up
Cyber Ty: My window closed on me, what did you say?
Guest2664: my boyfriend will show up in the next hour if he decides to show up at all
Cyber Ty: Your boyfriend will not show up in the next hour even if he decides to show up at all. Whatever
Guest2664: he will show up!
Cyber Ty: Hello, what's up?
Guest2664: you already said hello..
Cyber Ty: Really? said?
Guest2664: ummm you're boring.
Cyber Ty: Well.. the last chat I was having, we were discussing geo-politics.. and now I gotta deal with this crap... Want to talk about boring?? I submit to the court: Exhibit YOU..
Guest2664: you're mean
Cyber Ty: Ahh.. you must be a female by those choice of words. Am I right?
Guest2664: yes I am female
Cyber Ty: Ah.. See? I knew it
Guest1717: I have a tummyache
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1717: I'm 16
Cyber Ty: Since you're 16, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1717: My bangs hang in my face and it makes my forehead break out.
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and you wanting a hoagie
Guest1717: I don't want a hoagie anymore
Cyber Ty: How would you react if some zit-faced teenager approached you with that?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1717: I'm 16
Cyber Ty: Since you're 16, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest1717: My bangs hang in my face and it makes my forehead break out.
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and you wanting a hoagie
Guest1717: I don't want a hoagie anymore
Cyber Ty: How would you react if some zit-faced teenager approached you with that?
Wolf8Rabbit: Tell me something funny about yourself.
Not I: A sage has no self, but there is nothing which is not himself.
Wolf8Rabbit: I'll take the best one.
Not I: Neither the future nor the past can exist alone.
Wolf8Rabbit: I hope there is one.
Not I: Why should there not be one?
Wolf8Rabbit: It's all becoming clear to me now, I just can't voice it yet.
Not I: Does not voice it need to be canned?
Wolf8Rabbit: I lost my head again, won't you lie for me?
Not I: If the game continues, then no one has lost.
Wolf8Rabbit: Goodness is the best guide.
Not I: Gracious. The tower of jade has fallen!
Wolf8Rabbit: The foal is closing in on me, I can't hide forever from it's wrath. Won't you save me?
Not I: When the foal and the guide disagree, always believe the foal.
Wolf8Rabbit: There's only one always.
Not I: Then it will soon go extinct, having no means to reproduce.
Not I: A sage has no self, but there is nothing which is not himself.
Wolf8Rabbit: I'll take the best one.
Not I: Neither the future nor the past can exist alone.
Wolf8Rabbit: I hope there is one.
Not I: Why should there not be one?
Wolf8Rabbit: It's all becoming clear to me now, I just can't voice it yet.
Not I: Does not voice it need to be canned?
Wolf8Rabbit: I lost my head again, won't you lie for me?
Not I: If the game continues, then no one has lost.
Wolf8Rabbit: Goodness is the best guide.
Not I: Gracious. The tower of jade has fallen!
Wolf8Rabbit: The foal is closing in on me, I can't hide forever from it's wrath. Won't you save me?
Not I: When the foal and the guide disagree, always believe the foal.
Wolf8Rabbit: There's only one always.
Not I: Then it will soon go extinct, having no means to reproduce.
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest6002: sure
Cyber Ty: Q: How do you blind a woman?
Guest6002: With a bat?
Guest6002: sure
Cyber Ty: Q: How do you blind a woman?
Guest6002: With a bat?
Wolf8Rabbit: What do you think it's like to be dead?
Glindar: Glindar like hunting.
Wolf8Rabbit: That was too kind, please stop, now.
Glindar: Eh... Wait and see,
Wolf8Rabbit: Waiting for the one, the day that never comes.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Wolf8Rabbit: Those critters are damn tasty.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Glindar: Glindar like hunting.
Wolf8Rabbit: That was too kind, please stop, now.
Glindar: Eh... Wait and see,
Wolf8Rabbit: Waiting for the one, the day that never comes.
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Wolf8Rabbit: Those critters are damn tasty.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Not I, I had to read that after a couple of tokes and then it started to make sense. glindar was damn funny.
Guest1346: *KISS*
Wolf8Rabbit: What do you think it's like to be dead?
Guest1346: I want you now!
Wolf8Rabbit: I think you're stuck on illusions.
Guest1346: I love your body!
Wolf8Rabbit: My place was beneath you, but now I'm above, and now I send you a message of love. A simple reminder of what you won't see.
Guest1346: I wouldl like to be beneath you.
Wolf8Rabbit: If not you, then who? That pregnant lady with arthrities?
Guest1346: What?
Mrs. Butterworth: I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in this pencil sharpener...
Wolf8Rabbit: Interesting thought, you have my attention.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, duh! It took you that long to figure that out?
Guest1346: *KISS*
Wolf8Rabbit: What do you think it's like to be dead?
Guest1346: I want you now!
Wolf8Rabbit: I think you're stuck on illusions.
Guest1346: I love your body!
Wolf8Rabbit: My place was beneath you, but now I'm above, and now I send you a message of love. A simple reminder of what you won't see.
Guest1346: I wouldl like to be beneath you.
Wolf8Rabbit: If not you, then who? That pregnant lady with arthrities?
Guest1346: What?
Mrs. Butterworth: I wonder what would happen if I stuck my finger in this pencil sharpener...
Wolf8Rabbit: Interesting thought, you have my attention.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, duh! It took you that long to figure that out?
Wolf8Rabbit: I can predict the future as well as you can if I were you.
Bella Goth: How should I know, why should I care?
Wolf8Rabbit: You assert this as though needing comfort for your uncertainty.
Bella Goth: I bet you want my uncertainty.
Wolf8Rabbit: You need to learn how to bluff.
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Wolf8Rabbit: Give a dog a bad name and hang him.
Bella Goth: Do not allow the dog to eat at the table. no matter how good his manners are.
Wolf8Rabbit: The good, the bad and the ugly.
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe, I'm not so sure.
Bella Goth: hmm whys it always 'maybe' or 'Guess' because your talking shit :S you have no point!
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you think there's hope for me?
Bella Goth: No, I mean, as a mother, I didn't wanna dwell on it. But, no.
Bella Goth: How should I know, why should I care?
Wolf8Rabbit: You assert this as though needing comfort for your uncertainty.
Bella Goth: I bet you want my uncertainty.
Wolf8Rabbit: You need to learn how to bluff.
Bella Goth: The dog came in during and licked your butt.
Wolf8Rabbit: Give a dog a bad name and hang him.
Bella Goth: Do not allow the dog to eat at the table. no matter how good his manners are.
Wolf8Rabbit: The good, the bad and the ugly.
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe, I'm not so sure.
Bella Goth: hmm whys it always 'maybe' or 'Guess' because your talking shit :S you have no point!
Wolf8Rabbit: Do you think there's hope for me?
Bella Goth: No, I mean, as a mother, I didn't wanna dwell on it. But, no.
Kobal: Hey, Guest5813...want to play 20 questions?
Guest5813: Sure!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest5813: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest5813: Small
Kobal: Is it fuzzy?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Does it look ugly and scare people?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Boring!
Guest5813: touche
Guest5813: Sure!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest5813: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest5813: Small
Kobal: Is it fuzzy?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Does it look ugly and scare people?
Guest5813: no
Kobal: Boring!
Guest5813: touche
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest5189: what is your name?
Cyber Ty: Lay off the Submit Button Guido..
Guest5189: what is your name?
Cyber Ty: Lay off the Submit Button Guido..
Guest3506: Hey sexy
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! sexy!
Guest3506: wanna have sex
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest3506: please
Cyber Ty: Maybe later.. after I'm drunk
Guest3506: *gets you drunk*
Cyber Ty: Well.. if it helps to deal with conversations like this.. I'll drink till I am dumb as you...
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! sexy!
Guest3506: wanna have sex
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest3506: please
Cyber Ty: Maybe later.. after I'm drunk
Guest3506: *gets you drunk*
Cyber Ty: Well.. if it helps to deal with conversations like this.. I'll drink till I am dumb as you...
Guest9584: fuck you are such a fucking downy
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest9584: i will rape your skull bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest9584: you wanna go faggot
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest9584: that was a shit joke
Cyber Ty: How far away is perth from Lake Havasu City???
Guest9584: perth is in australia
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9584: old enough to fuck you up
Cyber Ty: hey.. How about calling me a fag again.. that should make you feel better, you dick.
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest9584: i will rape your skull bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest9584: you wanna go faggot
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest9584: that was a shit joke
Cyber Ty: How far away is perth from Lake Havasu City???
Guest9584: perth is in australia
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9584: old enough to fuck you up
Cyber Ty: hey.. How about calling me a fag again.. that should make you feel better, you dick.
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