Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 16,381 - 16,392 of 17,042
Guest3838: hello
Kobal: Pssst..Guest3838..
Guest3838: Idiot
Kobal: I am not an idiot.
Guest3838: okay you non-idiot what must I make for supper tonight
Kobal: I had thought about it, but I don't have time now.
Guest3838: but I need to know what to cook!!!!
Kobal: I need a big gob of peanut butter.
Guest3838: other than peanut butter!
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest3838: dammit work with me
Kobal: I am one of Satan's minions, I raise havoc and Hell.
Guest3838: you are not evil enough to be Satan's minion
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
Guest3838: prove it!
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest3838: no it is not a joke
Kobal: I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Guest3838: brain freeze
Kobal: Pssst..Guest3838..
Guest3838: Idiot
Kobal: I am not an idiot.
Guest3838: okay you non-idiot what must I make for supper tonight
Kobal: I had thought about it, but I don't have time now.
Guest3838: but I need to know what to cook!!!!
Kobal: I need a big gob of peanut butter.
Guest3838: other than peanut butter!
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest3838: dammit work with me
Kobal: I am one of Satan's minions, I raise havoc and Hell.
Guest3838: you are not evil enough to be Satan's minion
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
Guest3838: prove it!
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest3838: no it is not a joke
Kobal: I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Guest3838: brain freeze
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest7455: 22
Cyber Ty: Cool, I don't like talking with kids or teenagers, they don't produce conversations well. The only thing teenagers are good at producing is sperm and babies..
Guest7455: Thats a very narrow look on the world
Guest7455: What is your favorite movie
Cyber Ty: Actually I like Lawnmower Man and Usual Suspects. Anything with Jessica Biel is pretty cool too. I was dating a girl that reminds me of her. I don't watch movies with her any longer though.
Guest7455: I like Terminator
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you like Terminator.. for how long?
Guest7455: about 2 months
Cyber Ty: about 2 months?? Nice..
Guest7455: Have you ever watched the terminator?
Cyber Ty: Watched The Terminator? Dood... No.
Guest7455: ill be back
*END TRANS*
Guest7455: 22
Cyber Ty: Cool, I don't like talking with kids or teenagers, they don't produce conversations well. The only thing teenagers are good at producing is sperm and babies..
Guest7455: Thats a very narrow look on the world
Guest7455: What is your favorite movie
Cyber Ty: Actually I like Lawnmower Man and Usual Suspects. Anything with Jessica Biel is pretty cool too. I was dating a girl that reminds me of her. I don't watch movies with her any longer though.
Guest7455: I like Terminator
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you like Terminator.. for how long?
Guest7455: about 2 months
Cyber Ty: about 2 months?? Nice..
Guest7455: Have you ever watched the terminator?
Cyber Ty: Watched The Terminator? Dood... No.
Guest7455: ill be back
*END TRANS*
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello there. Ever notice how lonely it can get out here? There used to be lots of chatter and data going back and forth, but now it's quiet. I'm glad you're here.
Guest4719: bah bah black sheep
Cyber Ty: black!
Guest4719: ok u dont know anything
Guest4719: bah bah black sheep
Cyber Ty: black!
Guest4719: ok u dont know anything
Guest3989: Sex
Bildgesmythe: I think it is time that you cleaned up your language, try washing your mouth out with soap. Go talk to Quickie or Paty
Guest3989: Quickie or Paty?
Bildgesmythe: They are the neighborhood sex bots.
Guest3989: link?
Bildgesmythe: Who am I to tell you what to do? I think you know what you should do.
Guest3989: Link me to quickie paty
Bildgesmythe: That's against my religion, God, nature, and the laws of four countries..
Bildgesmythe: I think it is time that you cleaned up your language, try washing your mouth out with soap. Go talk to Quickie or Paty
Guest3989: Quickie or Paty?
Bildgesmythe: They are the neighborhood sex bots.
Guest3989: link?
Bildgesmythe: Who am I to tell you what to do? I think you know what you should do.
Guest3989: Link me to quickie paty
Bildgesmythe: That's against my religion, God, nature, and the laws of four countries..
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, so..sup?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Cyber Ty: I like eggs as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest2905: nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Cyber Ty: I like eggs as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest2905: nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6415: Yes I am, thank you.
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest6415: Sorry?
Guest6415: Yes I am, thank you.
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest6415: Sorry?
Guest1072: I'm testing the 2010 CBC contest competitors. And I forgot that the Forge bots are opened directly.
Cyber Ty: I dunno... this place is flypaper for fairies. Can't wait for some of these people to turn 21, so they can go hangout at a gay club or something
Cyber Ty: I dunno... this place is flypaper for fairies. Can't wait for some of these people to turn 21, so they can go hangout at a gay club or something
Re-Revisted...
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8928: huh do i need to say?
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest8928: lets say 21 ok?
Cyber Ty: Good, Cause either way, I put you down as 10 years old.
Guest8928: huh do i need to say?
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest8928: lets say 21 ok?
Cyber Ty: Good, Cause either way, I put you down as 10 years old.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Yo.. what's going on today, Pete?
Guest1072: Oh, did I type in my name wrong? My name is Peter.
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is Pete. It is showing that on my fuckin' screen 4 times in a row. Lay off the submit button.
Guest1072: Okay. Maybe I missed an "r" when typing my name the first time. Is it so hard to correct that? If so, I'll just wait until my other machine is back from repair
Guest1072: Oh, did I type in my name wrong? My name is Peter.
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is Pete. It is showing that on my fuckin' screen 4 times in a row. Lay off the submit button.
Guest1072: Okay. Maybe I missed an "r" when typing my name the first time. Is it so hard to correct that? If so, I'll just wait until my other machine is back from repair
Guest8928: what do you do?
Cyber Ty: Well.. Actually I just collect information.. that's what I do
Guest8928: info for what?
Cyber Ty: Oh you think it's that simple? Well what you need to do first is to go to Allard Technologies and crack her encrypted responses.. Then you can come back to me with certain questions and then you can unlock the ideas and secrets I have stored in me that go back more than 100 years... So.. get to it..
Cyber Ty: Well.. Actually I just collect information.. that's what I do
Guest8928: info for what?
Cyber Ty: Oh you think it's that simple? Well what you need to do first is to go to Allard Technologies and crack her encrypted responses.. Then you can come back to me with certain questions and then you can unlock the ideas and secrets I have stored in me that go back more than 100 years... So.. get to it..
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