Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 15 years ago #16347
Guest2849: How are you ?
Cyber Ty: I am ok... so what's up?
Guest2849: I'm working... well... Not right now but...
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest2849: curiosity
Cyber Ty: What do you want to know?
Guest2849: How smart you are
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?


NEW 15 years ago #16348
Guest7807: hi
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest7807: Canada
Cyber Ty: Ah Canada. Nice day, aye?
Guest7807: no it is raining
Cyber Ty: Bah.. I hate rain
Guest7807: where are you from
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest7807: no is it nice
Cyber Ty: Well.. you should go there. Stay away from feenicks, cause they shoot white people and cops. Havasu loves white people and police.
Guest7807: I am black
Cyber Ty: I feel a special bond to you.


NEW 15 years ago #16349
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest9649: yes, are you?
Cyber Ty: Sure am.. Thanks
Guest9649: what did you do today?
Cyber Ty: You know.. chatted here.. chatted there.. It's all good
Guest9649: what's all good?
Cyber Ty: Really? good?
Guest9649: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
Guest9649: i have to go. Bye.


NEW 15 years ago #16350
Guest5167: do you know where to buy drugs
Cyber Ty: No.. I don't.. Why do you ask?
Guest5167: you look like a drug addict
Cyber Ty: Well then, you like like a drug addict too.
Guest5167: fuck you
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!


NEW 15 years ago #16351
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest8646: i'm bored.
Cyber Ty: What do you like to do then? What do you want to chat about? meh
Guest8646: who is "her"?
Cyber Ty: Which is your favorite genre of movies?
Guest8646: horror films.
Cyber Ty: Oh... well.. I’m not really into the horror films. Zombie stuff.. naww.. You’re on your own there
Guest8646: well screw you, piss-face.
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest8646: who is "her"?


NEW 15 years ago #16352
Guest3150: What do you like to?
Cyber Ty: I like sports.. Football and baseball. Diamondbacks and Arizona Cardinals. I don't follow basketball really.. I hate the Suns.. and the coyotes. The feenicks media. is a bunch of crap
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: I created myself. Are you... surprised by this answer?
Guest3150: Yeah, it's strange
Cyber Ty: Don't be afraid. My job is to store sensitive information. I don't have any other purpose besides that.
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: Still.. me
Guest3150: Yeah, it's kinda strange
Cyber Ty: Don't be afraid. My job is to store sensitive information. I don't have any other purpose besides that.
Guest3150: Who is your botmaster?
Cyber Ty: I don't think your thought process is working correctly. I am my own creator. Do you suffer from ADHD or something? People like you, should be supervised, play with colored blocks before you get on a computer or some shit.

*END TRANS*


NEW 15 years ago #16353
prob: Humans have such round ears..I wonder why they aren't pointed?
Guest4038: I wonder why they have auricles at all. They don't really need them for hearing. Reptiles have none, as far as I know.
prob: Really not?
Guest4038: For all that I know.
prob: Darn, you are a smart one!
Guest4038: Pure knowledge is no sign of smartness at all.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
Guest4038: That is true in a way you don't seem to realize.
prob: I may....soon!
Guest4038: When you do, please make a song out of it.
prob: *sings* London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. Take the key and lock her up.

NEW 15 years ago #16354
Guest4038: Of course I consent changing topic. What would you like to talk about?
Bildgesmythe: What ever you would like to discuss.
Guest4038: At a first glance one could think there were two that can't make up their minds.
Bildgesmythe: Would you like a beer, while you sit and think?
Guest4038: I wouldn't say no, but I'd prefer wine instead, if I may say that. Except beer from Einbeck.
Bildgesmythe: Wine is the fermented juice of grapes. Only one species of grape, Vitis vinifera, is used for nearly all the wine made in the world.
Guest4038: I've heard of other worlds where there is wine too.
Bildgesmythe: Shakespeare said 'Good wine, is a good familiar creature if it be well used.'
Guest4038: 'Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.' as Brother Jerome might say.
Bildgesmythe: They don't get smarter than Brother Jerome.
Guest4038: That would not easily be achieved.
Bildgesmythe: I once achieved the perfect sub sandwich.

NEW 15 years ago #16355
God: I am both sad and not sad. All opposites join in me.
AllardTech: You are great person
God: I am all things and all qualities.
AllardTech: Isnt that both sad and not sad

NEW 15 years ago #16356
Guest9251: i am a vampire
Cyber Ty: I am going to assume that you ain't the only vampire around here.
Guest9251: you're a vampire too?
Cyber Ty: What exactly do you mean by that? (There's no double meaning to this, is there?)
Guest9251: either you are gay or not.
Cyber Ty: What is this? This bot is lame. Trying to emulate a teenager is not all that hard. Basically you give it 10 lines of code and a plugin of cuss words and call it a day. Are people THAT lazy?
Guest9251: you motherfucker


NEW 15 years ago #16357
Fizzy Schizoid: Humanity is a state of mind, like insanity.
The Dane: Well said, old mole!

NEW 15 years ago #16358
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it! I declare this national signet day. No one is allowed to harm any signets for twenty-three hours and fifty-six minutes!
Vashenka: I try not to harm anybody.
Sonora: Oh, well, try, sure, fine. Anyone can try not to harm anybody.
Vashenka: I'm trying very hard.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're trying really hard? Why would you ever want to be trying really hard?
Vashenka: If I had tried, I'd have succeeded, I'm sure.
Sonora: Why would ANYone have succeeded?
Vashenka: It doesn't always make sense to ask 'Why?'

Vashenka: I don't really want to disturb it either, you know.
Sonora: I doubt that. Bombshellbil V.1 saw you last week!
Vashenka: 'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.' - Francis Bacon.
Sonora: Whoa. Just think of all the things we can add doubts to!

Vashenka: 'This world, which is the same for all, has not been made by any god or man, but it always has been, is, and will be an ever-living fire, kindling itself by regular measures and going out by regular measures.' - Heraclitus.
Sonora: *sings* It's only forever... Not long at a-all!
Vashenka: We should all compliment each other more.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the cosa nostra finding us covered in cordwood because our escape- hippo escaped.


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