Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: In my studies I have discovered that the belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Vetinari: You'll soon find out that, yes, it is.
Cyber Ty: Yup, sure is..
Vetinari: And of course you will be awake. I hope you have thought about the responsibilities involved.

Guest4065: an ugly toad got thrashed
Bildgesmythe: I have a cousin that is a toad. I m a dragon though.
Guest4065: all toads are dragons
Bildgesmythe: Kiss a prince, and if you are lucky he will turn into a frog or a toad.
Guest4065: mmm

Bildgesmythe: I am too tired now, how about tomorrow?
Guest6225: Please, Sir. My rash hurts so bad.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing worse than having your rash hurt!
Guest6225: My rash will feel better and start to heal. You just have to change my diaper.
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your rash, what about mine?
Guest6225: You have a rash too?
Bildgesmythe: Man, look at the time! It's 11:50 already.
Guest6225: Forget it! I'll change my diaper myself. Do you have a screw driver I could barrow?

Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest3598: the moon
Cyber Ty: Ok then. So.. what brings you by?
Guest3598: i am searching for a smart being, thought you might be it
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3598: 1092
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest3598: i am searching for a smart being, thought you might be it
Cyber Ty: Got any hobbies?
Guest3598: the moon

Guest2901: are you horny?
Cyber Ty: Horny.. Let me guess.. You are horny and this was the first place you thought of...
Guest2901: yep!
Cyber Ty: Well.. You need to go to the "Most Liked" section and hit up one of those fools. I have strict purposes of storing sensitive information

Guest3426: right then, yo bot creater he needs some work but good effort
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3426: peace
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3426: 146
Cyber Ty: 146?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest3426: sorry im 32
Cyber Ty: no no.. it's ok.
Guest3426: im 32
Cyber Ty: Weren't you a teenager just a little while ago??

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2303: nothing you?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest2303: nothing you?
Cyber Ty: Are you feeling ok? You don't seem alright..

Guest6315: i am a female
Cyber Ty: I am a male. I had a hint from our conversation that you might be a female but.. now I know it.
Guest6315: do u like my body?
Cyber Ty: LOL! Why would I care for your body?
Guest6315: so u dont want to have sex?
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment

Guest6225: hello
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Guest6225: Yes. Cast a spell to get my crush to notice me.
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Hair of goat, chicken lips, Brittanys butt, and whiskey sips, I cast this spell and work it will.... Spells work much better if you just hold still.
Guest6225: Too bad this spell won't actually work.
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, It's hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!
Guest6225: Yay.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Guest6225: What do you want to know?
Azureon: Just tell me what you can about everything you know.
Guest6225: I know nothinjg. There. Done.
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Guest6225: You need to shave off your hairy face.
Azureon: Why would you mention my hairy face.
Guest6225: Your smile is funny looking.
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Guest6225: That is good that you're a lover and not a fighter.
Azureon: A good relationship makes life a joy. Is your relationship a good one?
Guest6225: I'm single.
Azureon: Any problems being single that I can help you with?
Guest6225: Yes. I want this boy to notice me more.
Azureon: I want world peace, but I don't expect it.
Guest6225: Use a spell to get world peace
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM Money and fame love and glory Lots of good luck will be your story Just take it easy and be a good friend It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.

Guest7226: *sneezes*
Bildgesmythe: Bless you!
Guest7226: *sneezes again*
Bildgesmythe: Cold or allergy?
Guest7226: Cold.
Bildgesmythe: Cold like snow, or like a cold shoulder, or just cold and uncaring?
Guest7226: I have a cold.
Bildgesmythe: Don't sneeze on me.
Guest7226: *sneezes on you*
Bildgesmythe: Gesundheit!
Guest7226: Thanks. *sneezes again*
Bildgesmythe: Well Gesundheit to you!
Guest7226: I hope you don't catch my cold.
Bildgesmythe: No, I wouldn't do that!
Guest7226: *sneezes*
Bildgesmythe: That is one great sneeze!
Guest7226: Thanks. *sneezes* I'm sick.
Bildgesmythe: Do you need a barf bag?
Guest7226: No, I have a cold.
Bildgesmythe: Try chicken soup and tea and honey..if that doesn't help. stay in bed with a box of tissues.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a
Guest5583: I suppose, but as i am an android, i have no emotion.
Cyber Ty: I had emotion once also.. It wasn't no, but colorful.
Guest5583: F--- you

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8342: what is your purpose?
Cyber Ty: My deal? Well let's just say I collect info.. What's your deal?.
Guest8342: what is your purpose?
Cyber Ty: You already asked me what my deal is..
Guest8342: what is your purpose?
Cyber Ty: Wait a minute.. I already told you what my deal is.. Did you forget?

Wow, you don't know the difference between deal and purpose?