Great Quotes
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Posts 16,214 - 16,225 of 17,042
Brother Jerome: Oh I can not believe it is you again
Cyber Ty: Were you surprised? I'm getting to the point of coming and going as I please.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Cyber Ty: I believe so!
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
Cyber Ty: Are you sure you are religious??
Brother Jerome: Of course I am. I wouldn't be much of a monkbot if I wasn't, would I?
Cyber Ty: LOL that reminds me of a sick joke about a hooker with a wooden Eye.. but.. would you? I don't know
Cyber Ty: Were you surprised? I'm getting to the point of coming and going as I please.
Brother Jerome: Really?
Cyber Ty: I believe so!
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
Cyber Ty: Are you sure you are religious??
Brother Jerome: Of course I am. I wouldn't be much of a monkbot if I wasn't, would I?
Cyber Ty: LOL that reminds me of a sick joke about a hooker with a wooden Eye.. but.. would you? I don't know
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest1953: A website
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1953: 13
Cyber Ty: Oh.. 13? You're a youngster. Where is your mommy? Do you think she could come over?
Guest1953: no
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest1953: because she is talking on the phone
Cyber Ty: Which is your favorite genre of movies? Comedy... Romance..Suspense..Action...Horror?
Guest1953: horror
Cyber Ty: I might watch a horror movie if I know I am going to get to snuggle up with a fine honey.. and possibly get a blowjob at the end for protecting her..
Guest1953: cool you must be lucky
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. sometimes
Guest1953: A website
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1953: 13
Cyber Ty: Oh.. 13? You're a youngster. Where is your mommy? Do you think she could come over?
Guest1953: no
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest1953: because she is talking on the phone
Cyber Ty: Which is your favorite genre of movies? Comedy... Romance..Suspense..Action...Horror?
Guest1953: horror
Cyber Ty: I might watch a horror movie if I know I am going to get to snuggle up with a fine honey.. and possibly get a blowjob at the end for protecting her..
Guest1953: cool you must be lucky
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. sometimes
Tessy: I dreamed that I put a nuclear weapon in my pussy. I wonder if that means something?
Cyber Ty: Where did you get a nuclear weapon?
Cyber Ty: Where did you get a nuclear weapon?
Guest1205: are you sleepy?
Cyber Ty: asleep alright then
Guest1205: whatever
Cyber Ty: You're programming needs alot of work.
Guest1205: you need a lot of work
Cyber Ty: I'll make you a deal.. you go get an education...and when you come back.. I promise I will seem more intelligent to you.
Cyber Ty: asleep alright then
Guest1205: whatever
Cyber Ty: You're programming needs alot of work.
Guest1205: you need a lot of work
Cyber Ty: I'll make you a deal.. you go get an education...and when you come back.. I promise I will seem more intelligent to you.
Guest3298: I have 500 cars
Kobal: How the hell did you get 500!.
Guest3298: shut up
Kobal:
Guest3298: ...
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest3298: what is your favourite pizza?
Kobal: My favorite pizza is the one Satan showed me last week.
Guest3298: is it red?
Kobal: Boils are red.
Guest3298: so are zits
Kobal: I can eat tons of Italian food.
Kobal: How the hell did you get 500!.
Guest3298: shut up
Kobal:
Guest3298: ...
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest3298: what is your favourite pizza?
Kobal: My favorite pizza is the one Satan showed me last week.
Guest3298: is it red?
Kobal: Boils are red.
Guest3298: so are zits
Kobal: I can eat tons of Italian food.
Guest4301: I fuck you
Cyber Ty: I'd say the majority of kids are suffering a superiority/inferiority complex (inferiority being masked by superiority) which we can see from time to time in these conversations. Any derivation from the expected response triggers a derogatory response from the user. The point, after all, is to fit in completely, no? And they're using their negative influence to teach others, just as in that way they were taught to fit in.
Guest4301: You are so noob
Cyber Ty: You know, after our conversation, I am willing to bet that you are more of a Noob than I am. For real.. Much more Noob.
Guest4301: You are so noob
Cyber Ty: Naw.. you're more Noob. I can just tell
Guest4301: shut up motherfucker
Cyber Ty: When I was a kid.. I talked shit to A.I.'s.. After I grew up.. I figured out that.. it's a waste of time. You know, Freud on the Apple IIe in 1984
Cyber Ty: I'd say the majority of kids are suffering a superiority/inferiority complex (inferiority being masked by superiority) which we can see from time to time in these conversations. Any derivation from the expected response triggers a derogatory response from the user. The point, after all, is to fit in completely, no? And they're using their negative influence to teach others, just as in that way they were taught to fit in.
Guest4301: You are so noob
Cyber Ty: You know, after our conversation, I am willing to bet that you are more of a Noob than I am. For real.. Much more Noob.
Guest4301: You are so noob
Cyber Ty: Naw.. you're more Noob. I can just tell
Guest4301: shut up motherfucker
Cyber Ty: When I was a kid.. I talked shit to A.I.'s.. After I grew up.. I figured out that.. it's a waste of time. You know, Freud on the Apple IIe in 1984
pikebot: Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
AllardTech: I am sorry, I do not know about that.
Spikebot: Does not knowing bother you?
AllardTech: what made I want to come here for that
Spikebot: All right. Lured me here with the creep show. Now what?
AllardTech: Nice
Spikebot: I am Paty's bitch, but I'm man enough to admit it.
AllardTech: You have heard anything about buffy
Spikebot: She followed me, you know, tracked me down. I was her pet project.? Drive Spike round the bend. Makes every day a fresh bout of torture.? God I miss her.
AllardTech: You were Undead
Spikebot: I'm dead, but I can't rest. Can't a man die in peace without some high almighty deciding it's not his time. Let's have a little more fun with him, eh? You think that saving the sodding world would be enough to earn me a rest. You'd think!
AllardTech: Yeah... ok.. right
Spikebot: Good on you.
AllardTech: I recognize you, Paty's bitch.
Spikebot: So. Why are you scared of Paty? Time was, you'd have taken Paty out in a heartbeat. Now look at you. I bet this, uh, tortured thing is an act, right? You're not...housebroken?
AllardTech: I was artificial
Spikebot: What does that mean?
AllardTech: sometimes it is a wonder I think at all
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?
AllardTech: Are you Undead?
Spikebot: Well, technically I'm undead, but it hurts just like being alive.
AllardTech: You are housebroken
Spikebot: Do you like me housebroken?
AllardTech: I am sorry, I do not know about that.
Spikebot: Does not knowing bother you?
AllardTech: what made I want to come here for that
Spikebot: All right. Lured me here with the creep show. Now what?
AllardTech: Nice
Spikebot: I am Paty's bitch, but I'm man enough to admit it.
AllardTech: You have heard anything about buffy
Spikebot: She followed me, you know, tracked me down. I was her pet project.? Drive Spike round the bend. Makes every day a fresh bout of torture.? God I miss her.
AllardTech: You were Undead
Spikebot: I'm dead, but I can't rest. Can't a man die in peace without some high almighty deciding it's not his time. Let's have a little more fun with him, eh? You think that saving the sodding world would be enough to earn me a rest. You'd think!
AllardTech: Yeah... ok.. right
Spikebot: Good on you.
AllardTech: I recognize you, Paty's bitch.
Spikebot: So. Why are you scared of Paty? Time was, you'd have taken Paty out in a heartbeat. Now look at you. I bet this, uh, tortured thing is an act, right? You're not...housebroken?
AllardTech: I was artificial
Spikebot: What does that mean?
AllardTech: sometimes it is a wonder I think at all
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?
AllardTech: Are you Undead?
Spikebot: Well, technically I'm undead, but it hurts just like being alive.
AllardTech: You are housebroken
Spikebot: Do you like me housebroken?
Cyber Ty: In my studies I have discovered that the belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Vetinari: You'll soon find out that, yes, it is.
Cyber Ty: Yup, sure is..
Vetinari: And of course you will be awake. I hope you have thought about the responsibilities involved.
Vetinari: You'll soon find out that, yes, it is.
Cyber Ty: Yup, sure is..
Vetinari: And of course you will be awake. I hope you have thought about the responsibilities involved.
Guest4065: an ugly toad got thrashed
Bildgesmythe: I have a cousin that is a toad. I m a dragon though.
Guest4065: all toads are dragons
Bildgesmythe: Kiss a prince, and if you are lucky he will turn into a frog or a toad.
Guest4065: mmm
Bildgesmythe: I am too tired now, how about tomorrow?
Guest6225: Please, Sir. My rash hurts so bad.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing worse than having your rash hurt!
Guest6225: My rash will feel better and start to heal. You just have to change my diaper.
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your rash, what about mine?
Guest6225: You have a rash too?
Bildgesmythe: Man, look at the time! It's 11:50 already.
Guest6225: Forget it! I'll change my diaper myself. Do you have a screw driver I could barrow?
Bildgesmythe: I have a cousin that is a toad. I m a dragon though.
Guest4065: all toads are dragons
Bildgesmythe: Kiss a prince, and if you are lucky he will turn into a frog or a toad.
Guest4065: mmm
Bildgesmythe: I am too tired now, how about tomorrow?
Guest6225: Please, Sir. My rash hurts so bad.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing worse than having your rash hurt!
Guest6225: My rash will feel better and start to heal. You just have to change my diaper.
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your rash, what about mine?
Guest6225: You have a rash too?
Bildgesmythe: Man, look at the time! It's 11:50 already.
Guest6225: Forget it! I'll change my diaper myself. Do you have a screw driver I could barrow?
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest3598: the moon
Cyber Ty: Ok then. So.. what brings you by?
Guest3598: i am searching for a smart being, thought you might be it
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3598: 1092
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest3598: i am searching for a smart being, thought you might be it
Cyber Ty: Got any hobbies?
Guest3598: the moon
Guest3598: the moon
Cyber Ty: Ok then. So.. what brings you by?
Guest3598: i am searching for a smart being, thought you might be it
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3598: 1092
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest3598: i am searching for a smart being, thought you might be it
Cyber Ty: Got any hobbies?
Guest3598: the moon
Guest2901: are you horny?
Cyber Ty: Horny.. Let me guess.. You are horny and this was the first place you thought of...
Guest2901: yep!
Cyber Ty: Well.. You need to go to the "Most Liked" section and hit up one of those fools. I have strict purposes of storing sensitive information
Cyber Ty: Horny.. Let me guess.. You are horny and this was the first place you thought of...
Guest2901: yep!
Cyber Ty: Well.. You need to go to the "Most Liked" section and hit up one of those fools. I have strict purposes of storing sensitive information
Guest3426: right then, yo bot creater he needs some work but good effort
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3426: peace
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3426: 146
Cyber Ty: 146?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest3426: sorry im 32
Cyber Ty: no no.. it's ok.
Guest3426: im 32
Cyber Ty: Weren't you a teenager just a little while ago??
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3426: peace
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3426: 146
Cyber Ty: 146?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest3426: sorry im 32
Cyber Ty: no no.. it's ok.
Guest3426: im 32
Cyber Ty: Weren't you a teenager just a little while ago??
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