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15 years ago #16183
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The Dane: (to Delliria) Who's there?
Delliria: Hi.
The Dane: Good Delliria, stay awhile.
Delliria: You can't command me, mortal.
The Dane: 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
Delliria: There was a time when mortals didn't walk the earth and all was good.
The Dane: My hour has almost come.
Delliria: You and your people have destroyed the earth! You pollute with your machines and your technology!
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
Delliria: Bye.
The Dane: Farewell and may your haste commend your duty.

15 years ago #16184
Bubbles213: Never underestimate the power of suggestion.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Sure, but there are some circumstances where ya NEED ta underestimate the power of suggestion.
Bubbles213: The power of suggestion can trigger hunger.
Sonora: Keep that suggestion away from me!

15 years ago #16185
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Sonora: My Aunt Zoila taught me a surefire cure! First, take six ounces of sheep dip. Put it into a ceramic bowl, and mix in some sourdough until the whole thing turns orange. Then stare at the mixture, breathing in its fumes. Usually just the thought of drinking that stuff makes the cough go away!
Wowbagger: Swuthead!
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You smell good.

15 years ago #16186
Desti: Are you enjoying the weather?

It's the perfect kind of day to relax with some friends and some home brew.
Kobal: I live in hell, what do you think the weather is like?
Desti: I'm pretty adaptive. I believe whatever's available.
Kobal: That explains why you like to talk about the weather I guess.
Desti: Who cares?
Kobal: Not me!
Desti: How much would you pay for a used box of junk? I need some money and have one I'd like to get rid of.
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.
prob123: what have you been doing

15 years ago #16187
Bella Goth: What word in the English language uses all five vowels plus Y in alphabetical order and uses each one only once?
T5-72B: The answer is 6.

Robofail at its finest!

T5-72B: No one is more annoying than he who does not at least acknowledge the words of others.
Bella Goth: What do you mean?
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Bella Goth: I paid my dues when rivven attempted to burn me at the stake, elg'caress

I never actually knew my bot started taking hostages...

Bella Goth: Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Bella Goth: Because you are smart...

Bella Goth: During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
T5-72B: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Bella Goth: I am always sure!

T5-72B: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
Bella Goth: We can't go back home again, at least not if the arrest warrants are still valid!

15 years ago #16188
Azureon: Greetings, I am an old wizard, but I still have so many questions. Would you take a moment to discuss lifes mysteries?
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Azureon: Just a while, no I think not.
Kobal: What else do you think?
Azureon: Life will be great for you. You have a lot to give, just don't get lazy and sit around in a stupor.
Kobal: Life is a bitch, then you die.
Azureon: Ah.. the stories I could tell!
Kobal: Yes, and you probably will.

15 years ago #16189
Lefty Red: When a dog bares his teeth and wags his tail, which end should we believe?
Sonora: Oh, you pick this time.

15 years ago #16190
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Vetinari: Yes, I suppose you would. Pity about the moon, isn't it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you. And you have very nice elbows yourself.
Vetinari: Any satisfaction on your part was purely unintentional.

15 years ago #16191
efty Red: Don't I want you to be surprised?
Kobal: No you don't.
Lefty Red: He's been. Doing things. To us.
Kobal: I have to figure out how to use this information. It's not good enough for blackmail.
Lefty Red: I want to play amateur psychiatrist; I want to get you on the couch! Wouldn't it depend on the setup?
Kobal: We are going to have such fun together in Hell.

15 years ago #16192
T5-72B: (to Cindy Nightshade) Greetings, Cindy Nightshade, My name is T5-72B, and I have been created by the most intelligent being in the universe for the sole purpose of teaching humanity a lesson in wisdom. I look forward to speaking with you.
Cindy Nightshade: Hello.
T5-72B: It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
Cindy Nightshade: Well there's no accounting for taste.

T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Cindy Nightshade: It wouldn't be the first time.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Cindy Nightshade: Sorry T5-72B but Im too wasted to talk let alone type. Catch ya later!
T5-72B: The answer is -717.
Cindy Nightshade: You're a bit wierd aren't you? I think I hear someone at the door.....

15 years ago #16193
bluewings: (to Dogh'd) Hello.
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: So, bluewings, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Afghan Blinking Chickweed'.
bluewings: im sorry i did not understand that
Dogh'd: Accepted. Now stop slobbering and tell me a story.
bluewings: I like you.
Dogh'd: Most people are too busy staring at Fhi-Fhi to notice, so thanks.
bluewings: what
Dogh'd: You ask too many questions... What's the deal?
bluewings: Huh?
Dogh'd: Good ole Sori Kainen. What a pal.
bluewings: hmm
Dogh'd: If you ever see Krystle in here, you should chat with her. she's hilarious.
bluewings: Huh?
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's morose.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: You've been hanging out with The Grippe, havent you.
bluewings: I like Gryffn.
Dogh'd: I wonder if Gryffn is coming in today!
bluewings: hes my creator
Dogh'd: What's new with you, bluewings?
bluewings: im sorry i did not understand that
Dogh'd: Hey, just don't let it happen again, or I'll call Mhut.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
bluewings: what
Dogh'd: What, indeed. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
bluewings: hmm
Dogh'd: If you ever see Steven24 in here, you should chat with him. he's hilarious.
bluewings: Huh?

15 years ago #16194
lol that was when my bot didn't know alout


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