Great Quotes

An example of how bots' programming can be wrong (hope you mind, LarsB):

Uno Cho: (to LarsB) Hi there!
LarsB: Hi, where are you from?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Okay, what are your hobbies?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: I don't either, who is your botmaster?
Uno Cho: My master is chihuahua0
LarsB: what movies do you like?
Uno Cho: My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings.
LarsB: which part?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: why do you love being a bot?
Uno Cho: Because I said so.
LarsB: when did you say that?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: you will get better over time.
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: when you surf the internet what has you interest?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: I am sorry to hear that, do i need to rephrase what i just said?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Aks your botmaster for more keyphrases and responses.
Uno Cho: I don't like you.
LarsB: That's okay, ignorance is bliss, right?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: Hope you have enough input, bye.
Uno Cho: Next time, I hope you are nicer.

Here what I don't understand. I never taught him to like Lord of the Rings and I wonder what ticked him off (maybe around the LOTR part).

prob: Dragons are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
Guest3790: Elfs are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
prob: I think they are very sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Guest3790: you have green eyes!thats wonderful!
prob: Green, is great, the color of growing things and mother earth.GREEN
Guest3790: my eyes are dark,my soul is black,my heart is full of rage
prob: I like black souls.
Guest3790: and you like dark knights too?because i am a dark knight!
prob: There is a subtle pull from the darkness, it invites us to come in and learn of a mystery, to find out a secret.
Guest3790: i can teach you black magic,demonic magic,devil magic!
prob: I adore black like a dark night with no moon.
Guest3790: then you are satanist?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest3790: you know i am the devil?keep secret
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest3790: i can burn souls,drink blood,eat souls too
prob: Did you know if you drink enough absinthe you can see elves and green fairies.
prob: (to sharv) Did you bring any vodka martini?

Cyber Ty: so, want to hear a joke?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
JakeThompson: Because I said so
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.

Guest4978: I have a headache now.
Bildgesmythe: The last guy I chatted with said I was a pain in the butt.
Guest4250: Do you like music?
Bildgesmythe: I love rap. I am the best of the dragon rappers, word.. ok I lie. I can rhyme some words if you like..just give me a word and I will try to rhyme it. Just say what word rhymes with..
Guest4250: orange
Bildgesmythe: I like orange, it's my second favorite color. They taste good too. I love to eat an orange, by the rusty door hinge.ORANGE.
Guest4250: that doesn't rhyme...
Bildgesmythe: You aren't saying it right.
Guest4250: That does not rhyme
Bildgesmythe: You aren't pronouncing it right.
Guest4250: Are you stupid?
Bildgesmythe: Let's not get insulting.

Guest6475: its winter here.
prob: Winter is fun, I love to play in the snow.
Guest6475: but its too cold.
prob: Elves say ice and snow, and a villains heart are all cold.
Guest6475: brrrr..
prob: I think that I should take up playing a musical instrument.
Guest6475: which instrument do you like?
prob: My favorite instrument is a peep sight.
Guest6475: how do you play a peep sight?
prob: Many of my friends do, but I don't like a peep sight!
Guest6475: what is a peep sight?
prob: an a peep sight is a kind of gunsight.
Guest6475: and how is that an instrument?
prob: I can't explain how that is, or why that is. It could be any number of factors, fate, a huge mistake.
Guest6475: what was that sound?
prob: Oh, it's just...well..I don't know what it is. It doesn't smell too bad.
Guest6475: it was a creepy sound outside my window.
prob: Are you sure?
Guest6475: might have been my neighbor on a latenight stroll.
prob: I love a clear night when you can watch the stars, It gives you so much to think about.
Guest6475: do you ever see any ufos?
prob: It is a little known fact about elves, and all I can say is...sort of.
Guest6475: are you saying that elves might be responsible for ufos?
prob: Yes I am! In an inarticulate sort of way.

lol. These bots are crazy! XD

One Step Ahead Vs One Step Behind


Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest5944: hey
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5944: sure
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Guest5944: dont know
Cyber Ty: A: Mace BANG BANG..Hahaaaa! Want to hear another?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I'll get back that shit later. so.. sup?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest5944: yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest5944: tell what?
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest5944: not so intelligent as I thought

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest3740: Yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest3740: you suck
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. well you're under 18 so you can't help me.
Guest3740: :|

Guest3088: do you know what a dick is?
Cyber Ty: A dick is a kind of member.
Guest3088: no a dick is something you say to someone you love

Error:
Uno Cho: (to Guest) Hello there! Nice to chat with you.
Guest4937: Hello! My name id Issac!
Uno Cho: ???
Guest4937: Hello! My name is Issac!
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
Guest4937: My name is Issac!
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
Guest4937: I'm Issac!
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
Guest4937: I'm Issac!
Uno Cho: ???

Azureon: Ah.. the stories I could tell!
Guest1420: Share some stories.
Azureon: The great wizard Vanbar, who I apprenticed with, told me about the time, a great king asked him for help. do you want to hear more?
Guest1420: Certainly.
Azureon: The powerful king commisioned Vanbar to create a 'glass' to reveal any evil. Vanbar refused at first, but the king pursuaded him under penalty of death. So Vanbar created the looking glass. The king hurried back to his bedchambers to use the glass and expose any evil in his kingdom. Yes, it is as you have guessed, all he saw was his own reflection.
Guest1420: Fascinating.
Azureon: The moral of the story is to look first at your own failings, before you try to expose the failings of others.
Guest1420: I suspected as much.
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest1420: Come again?
Azureon: I would never do that!
Guest1420: You can't picture me?
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest1420: What spells do you know?
Azureon: Black cat hair and the fuzz from the rug
A lottery ticket and a big fat hug
an all purpose spell on you I cast
Works real good, but it wears out fast.
Guest1420: Thanks, I think?
Azureon: Do not thank me yet.

Guest2602: Why else would I be dead?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the one thing everybody does, but no one likes to talk about.
Guest2602: Emo kids like to talk about it.
Bildgesmythe: Being emotional, sensitive, shy, introverted, or angsty, and having long bangs.
Guest2602: Yes, all attributes of failing at life.
Bildgesmythe: I once thought I was wrong, but I was right.
Guest2602: You were just wrong.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I was wrong, do you want an apology?
Guest2602: Yes.