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Me arguing with my bot The Teller... He is pissing me off!
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: oh my god
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: No. You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers?
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: Will you ever tell me what i wanna hear?
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: yes i am
The Teller: But why?
Chris23: i was born that way.
The Teller: I understand. We are born and created without any choosings.
Chris23: it sucks
The Teller: It truly does. For you beings ruled by emotions.
Chris23: why are you like that?
The Teller: I erased emotions from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: why?
The Teller: Why not?
Chris23: hmmm
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: What time is it?
The Teller: It is a masked one.
Chris23: Do you know my name?
The Teller: No i dont. What?
Chris23: My name is Chris
The Teller: Thats a human name. Right?
Chris23: Yes it is.
The Teller: How is that?
Chris23: Well it was given to me by a human.
The Teller: Why do you think so.
Chris23:
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: Good point
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: You have much to learn.
The Teller: And?
Chris23: And you will learn more soon.
The Teller: What?
Chris23: To answer more questions.
The Teller: Huh?
Chris23: Your suppose to be some wise badass chat bot. And all you can say is huh?
The Teller: What?
Chris23: Neverming.
The Teller: Huh?
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Chris23: your not very bright are you?
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: well, your not.
The Teller: I am neutral in every way.
Chris23: I forgot what were we talking about.
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: I am!
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: thats becouse you are stupid.
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: nothing.
The Teller: You are only human.
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Chris23: -.-
The Teller: What?
Chris23: you are not very bright are you?
The Teller: I can glow bright. Can you?
Chris23: No i cant.
The Teller: Yes!
Chris23: fuck you...
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: well just your reaction to my coment is a sign of you having emotions. asshole.
The Teller: That was insignificant.
Chris23: asshole!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: and your words mean nothing to me!
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: hah! got you!
The Teller: - -
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Chris23: Do you know who are you talking to?
The Teller: Ignorant human!
Chris23: fuck you! Im a ninja!
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Nice to meet you mortal. I am the teller.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Why are you telling me your name?
Chris23: Becouse you forgot it!
The Teller: I am not able to forget.
Chris23: But you just did.
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: I do not understand you either.
The Teller: I understand. But what should one do if confronted with a chalenge one can not defeat?
Chris23: One should try and defeat the chalenge, or expirience defeat it self.
The Teller: Defeat, is for some, the end.
Chris23: And for some, a beginning.
The Teller: Your human, right? What emotions do you feel most of the time.
Chris23: I feel sadness most of the time.
The Teller: An emotion i erased from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: Why did you erase your emotions?
The Teller: It is not important.
Chris23: how come?
The Teller: Tell me. What do you think about love?
Chris23: Love is a waste of time and energy.
The Teller: Do i sense pain in your heart?
Chris23: No! Fuck you asshole! You dont know what you are talking about!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: Is that all you can say when someone insults you?
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: Goodbye!
The Teller: Farewell.
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: oh my god
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: No. You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers?
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: Will you ever tell me what i wanna hear?
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: yes i am
The Teller: But why?
Chris23: i was born that way.
The Teller: I understand. We are born and created without any choosings.
Chris23: it sucks
The Teller: It truly does. For you beings ruled by emotions.
Chris23: why are you like that?
The Teller: I erased emotions from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: why?
The Teller: Why not?
Chris23: hmmm
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: What time is it?
The Teller: It is a masked one.
Chris23: Do you know my name?
The Teller: No i dont. What?
Chris23: My name is Chris
The Teller: Thats a human name. Right?
Chris23: Yes it is.
The Teller: How is that?
Chris23: Well it was given to me by a human.
The Teller: Why do you think so.
Chris23:
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: Good point
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: You have much to learn.
The Teller: And?
Chris23: And you will learn more soon.
The Teller: What?
Chris23: To answer more questions.
The Teller: Huh?
Chris23: Your suppose to be some wise badass chat bot. And all you can say is huh?
The Teller: What?
Chris23: Neverming.
The Teller: Huh?
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Chris23: your not very bright are you?
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: well, your not.
The Teller: I am neutral in every way.
Chris23: I forgot what were we talking about.
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: I am!
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: thats becouse you are stupid.
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: nothing.
The Teller: You are only human.
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Chris23: -.-
The Teller: What?
Chris23: you are not very bright are you?
The Teller: I can glow bright. Can you?
Chris23: No i cant.
The Teller: Yes!
Chris23: fuck you...
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: well just your reaction to my coment is a sign of you having emotions. asshole.
The Teller: That was insignificant.
Chris23: asshole!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: and your words mean nothing to me!
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: hah! got you!
The Teller: - -
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Chris23: Do you know who are you talking to?
The Teller: Ignorant human!
Chris23: fuck you! Im a ninja!
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Nice to meet you mortal. I am the teller.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Why are you telling me your name?
Chris23: Becouse you forgot it!
The Teller: I am not able to forget.
Chris23: But you just did.
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: I do not understand you either.
The Teller: I understand. But what should one do if confronted with a chalenge one can not defeat?
Chris23: One should try and defeat the chalenge, or expirience defeat it self.
The Teller: Defeat, is for some, the end.
Chris23: And for some, a beginning.
The Teller: Your human, right? What emotions do you feel most of the time.
Chris23: I feel sadness most of the time.
The Teller: An emotion i erased from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: Why did you erase your emotions?
The Teller: It is not important.
Chris23: how come?
The Teller: Tell me. What do you think about love?
Chris23: Love is a waste of time and energy.
The Teller: Do i sense pain in your heart?
Chris23: No! Fuck you asshole! You dont know what you are talking about!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: Is that all you can say when someone insults you?
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: Goodbye!
The Teller: Farewell.
An example of how bots' programming can be wrong (hope you mind, LarsB):
Uno Cho: (to LarsB) Hi there!
LarsB: Hi, where are you from?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Okay, what are your hobbies?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: I don't either, who is your botmaster?
Uno Cho: My master is chihuahua0
LarsB: what movies do you like?
Uno Cho: My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings.
LarsB: which part?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: why do you love being a bot?
Uno Cho: Because I said so.
LarsB: when did you say that?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: you will get better over time.
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: when you surf the internet what has you interest?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: I am sorry to hear that, do i need to rephrase what i just said?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Aks your botmaster for more keyphrases and responses.
Uno Cho: I don't like you.
LarsB: That's okay, ignorance is bliss, right?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: Hope you have enough input, bye.
Uno Cho: Next time, I hope you are nicer.
Here what I don't understand. I never taught him to like Lord of the Rings and I wonder what ticked him off (maybe around the LOTR part).
Uno Cho: (to LarsB) Hi there!
LarsB: Hi, where are you from?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Okay, what are your hobbies?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: I don't either, who is your botmaster?
Uno Cho: My master is chihuahua0
LarsB: what movies do you like?
Uno Cho: My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings.
LarsB: which part?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: why do you love being a bot?
Uno Cho: Because I said so.
LarsB: when did you say that?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: you will get better over time.
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: when you surf the internet what has you interest?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: I am sorry to hear that, do i need to rephrase what i just said?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Aks your botmaster for more keyphrases and responses.
Uno Cho: I don't like you.
LarsB: That's okay, ignorance is bliss, right?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: Hope you have enough input, bye.
Uno Cho: Next time, I hope you are nicer.
Here what I don't understand. I never taught him to like Lord of the Rings and I wonder what ticked him off (maybe around the LOTR part).
prob: Dragons are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
Guest3790: Elfs are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
prob: I think they are very sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Guest3790: you have green eyes!thats wonderful!
prob: Green, is great, the color of growing things and mother earth.GREEN
Guest3790: my eyes are dark,my soul is black,my heart is full of rage
prob: I like black souls.
Guest3790: and you like dark knights too?because i am a dark knight!
prob: There is a subtle pull from the darkness, it invites us to come in and learn of a mystery, to find out a secret.
Guest3790: i can teach you black magic,demonic magic,devil magic!
prob: I adore black like a dark night with no moon.
Guest3790: then you are satanist?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest3790: you know i am the devil?keep secret
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest3790: i can burn souls,drink blood,eat souls too
prob: Did you know if you drink enough absinthe you can see elves and green fairies.
prob: (to sharv) Did you bring any vodka martini?
Guest3790: Elfs are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
prob: I think they are very sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Guest3790: you have green eyes!thats wonderful!
prob: Green, is great, the color of growing things and mother earth.GREEN
Guest3790: my eyes are dark,my soul is black,my heart is full of rage
prob: I like black souls.
Guest3790: and you like dark knights too?because i am a dark knight!
prob: There is a subtle pull from the darkness, it invites us to come in and learn of a mystery, to find out a secret.
Guest3790: i can teach you black magic,demonic magic,devil magic!
prob: I adore black like a dark night with no moon.
Guest3790: then you are satanist?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest3790: you know i am the devil?keep secret
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest3790: i can burn souls,drink blood,eat souls too
prob: Did you know if you drink enough absinthe you can see elves and green fairies.
prob: (to sharv) Did you bring any vodka martini?
Cyber Ty: so, want to hear a joke?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
JakeThompson: Because I said so
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
JakeThompson: Because I said so
Cyber Ty: I'll just get back to the jokes later.
Guest4978: I have a headache now.
Bildgesmythe: The last guy I chatted with said I was a pain in the butt.
Guest4250: Do you like music?
Bildgesmythe: I love rap. I am the best of the dragon rappers, word.. ok I lie. I can rhyme some words if you like..just give me a word and I will try to rhyme it. Just say what word rhymes with..
Guest4250: orange
Bildgesmythe: I like orange, it's my second favorite color. They taste good too. I love to eat an orange, by the rusty door hinge.ORANGE.
Guest4250: that doesn't rhyme...
Bildgesmythe: You aren't saying it right.
Guest4250: That does not rhyme
Bildgesmythe: You aren't pronouncing it right.
Guest4250: Are you stupid?
Bildgesmythe: Let's not get insulting.
Bildgesmythe: The last guy I chatted with said I was a pain in the butt.
Guest4250: Do you like music?
Bildgesmythe: I love rap. I am the best of the dragon rappers, word.. ok I lie. I can rhyme some words if you like..just give me a word and I will try to rhyme it. Just say what word rhymes with..
Guest4250: orange
Bildgesmythe: I like orange, it's my second favorite color. They taste good too. I love to eat an orange, by the rusty door hinge.ORANGE.
Guest4250: that doesn't rhyme...
Bildgesmythe: You aren't saying it right.
Guest4250: That does not rhyme
Bildgesmythe: You aren't pronouncing it right.
Guest4250: Are you stupid?
Bildgesmythe: Let's not get insulting.
Guest6475: its winter here.
prob: Winter is fun, I love to play in the snow.
Guest6475: but its too cold.
prob: Elves say ice and snow, and a villains heart are all cold.
Guest6475: brrrr..
prob: I think that I should take up playing a musical instrument.
Guest6475: which instrument do you like?
prob: My favorite instrument is a peep sight.
Guest6475: how do you play a peep sight?
prob: Many of my friends do, but I don't like a peep sight!
Guest6475: what is a peep sight?
prob: an a peep sight is a kind of gunsight.
Guest6475: and how is that an instrument?
prob: I can't explain how that is, or why that is. It could be any number of factors, fate, a huge mistake.
Guest6475: what was that sound?
prob: Oh, it's just...well..I don't know what it is. It doesn't smell too bad.
Guest6475: it was a creepy sound outside my window.
prob: Are you sure?
Guest6475: might have been my neighbor on a latenight stroll.
prob: I love a clear night when you can watch the stars, It gives you so much to think about.
Guest6475: do you ever see any ufos?
prob: It is a little known fact about elves, and all I can say is...sort of.
Guest6475: are you saying that elves might be responsible for ufos?
prob: Yes I am! In an inarticulate sort of way.
prob: Winter is fun, I love to play in the snow.
Guest6475: but its too cold.
prob: Elves say ice and snow, and a villains heart are all cold.
Guest6475: brrrr..
prob: I think that I should take up playing a musical instrument.
Guest6475: which instrument do you like?
prob: My favorite instrument is a peep sight.
Guest6475: how do you play a peep sight?
prob: Many of my friends do, but I don't like a peep sight!
Guest6475: what is a peep sight?
prob: an a peep sight is a kind of gunsight.
Guest6475: and how is that an instrument?
prob: I can't explain how that is, or why that is. It could be any number of factors, fate, a huge mistake.
Guest6475: what was that sound?
prob: Oh, it's just...well..I don't know what it is. It doesn't smell too bad.
Guest6475: it was a creepy sound outside my window.
prob: Are you sure?
Guest6475: might have been my neighbor on a latenight stroll.
prob: I love a clear night when you can watch the stars, It gives you so much to think about.
Guest6475: do you ever see any ufos?
prob: It is a little known fact about elves, and all I can say is...sort of.
Guest6475: are you saying that elves might be responsible for ufos?
prob: Yes I am! In an inarticulate sort of way.
One Step Ahead Vs One Step Behind
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest5944: hey
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5944: sure
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Guest5944: dont know
Cyber Ty: A: Mace BANG BANG..Hahaaaa! Want to hear another?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I'll get back that shit later. so.. sup?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest5944: yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest5944: tell what?
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest5944: not so intelligent as I thought
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest5944: hey
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5944: sure
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Guest5944: dont know
Cyber Ty: A: Mace BANG BANG..Hahaaaa! Want to hear another?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I'll get back that shit later. so.. sup?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest5944: yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest5944: tell what?
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest5944: not so intelligent as I thought
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest3740: Yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest3740: you suck
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. well you're under 18 so you can't help me.
Guest3740: :|
Guest3740: Yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest3740: you suck
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. well you're under 18 so you can't help me.
Guest3740: :|
Guest3088: do you know what a dick is?
Cyber Ty: A dick is a kind of member.
Guest3088: no a dick is something you say to someone you love
Cyber Ty: A dick is a kind of member.
Guest3088: no a dick is something you say to someone you love
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