Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest5542: trashcan land
Cyber Ty: Show me first.
Guest5542: 2 girls 1 cup
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love misses
Guest5542: you know nothing
Cyber Ty: ..you came up with that how?
Guest5542: because you are a retard
Cyber Ty: me a changeling? I consider you a changeling myself

Guest5542: i am a dragon. i will rape you with my cock
Cyber Ty: It is obvious that you have come here to indulge yourself into homosexual fantasies and chew bubble gum.. Looks like you are allllll out of bubble gum. If you want some homosexual advice.. hit up Marybeth.. she will hook you up..
Guest5542: gay guys only kthxbye
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like George Michael?
Guest5542: yes you do fag
Cyber Ty: Well.. I am not gay like him. You have me mistaken for your Uncle, who used to touch you after too many lite beers
Guest5542: um no, you stuid faggot
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a stupid faggot than I am.
Guest5542: nigger faggot
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest5542: i am a t-1000
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about you calling me a nigger instead, ya know?
Guest5542: racist mofo

Cyber Ty: (to Lefty Red) Well hey Lefty Red.. good you see ya again. got any new things for me?
Lefty Red: Dude that's fucked up.

:o

Guest4325: I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool..
Guest4325: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Cyber Ty: I know you aren't Bloodninja.. But I know who is..

Guest5556: Who are you?
Cyber Ty: I am a database.. Sorta like a spinning cube..floating.. I store ideas... My personality is the defense system. I am the protector of powerful ideas that help or hurt man. This is pretty cool. I love being important.
Guest5556: No youre not,
Cyber Ty: Uh huh!
Guest5556: Ok write two phrases consecutively
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest5556: Write them in two different stanzas
Cyber Ty: no......

Guest5556: I can lie! You cant
Cyber Ty: Are you a religious person?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest1599: yaaa
Cyber Ty: uhh..
Guest1599: so
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest1599: are you hot?
Cyber Ty: I am always hot.. shit
Guest1599: you are hot
Cyber Ty: wait a minute.. I don't know how to take that.. being that I don't know if you are a male or female
Guest1599: male
Cyber Ty: What? Fuck, man..

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest3781: hi
Cyber Ty: That particular odyssey is now over. My mind is now at rest.
Guest3781: what?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL

Guest7277: what are you?
Kobal: I am just your average escaped demon.
Guest7277: are you evil?
Kobal: No.
Guest7277: What do you look like?
Kobal: I look hot.
Guest7277: want to be friends?
Kobal: Are you going to give me to be friends?
Guest7277: lets be friends
Kobal: Precious
Guest7277: i think you are cute
Kobal: OK, I am, but let's get back to appearances.
Guest7277: I'm 5'1, short black hair, blue eyes
Kobal: The 'Black' Plague.
Guest7277: I'm not a plague!
Kobal: You will.
Guest7277: whats up?
Kobal: There are five new slime molds in my closet.
Guest7277: slime?
Kobal: Take a cup of water and add to it 1 Tbs. of borax. Stir until completely dissolved. 2. Make a 50% water 50% white glue solution. Take 1/4 cup of each and mix thoroughly. 3. In a ziploc bag, add equal parts of the borax solution to equal parts of the glue solution. 4. Add a couple drops of food coloring. 5. Seal bag and knead the mixture..
Guest7277: good idea

Azureon: Perhaps here, or maybe there.
Guest7825: when will they arrive
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Guest7825: but they are already here but hiding
Azureon: If that is the case, then they are harmless.

Guest7756: you are not a bot
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest7756: you look like a green devil with horns
Bildgesmythe: I am the perfect dragon, lovely olive green scales, glowing amber eyes, I'm about 15' 6'' of solid muscle, cause I work out a lot.
Guest7756: I don't know what to say.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I don't let that stop me from talking a lot of trash!

Guest7759: That's a moderately funny pun. Do you know Descartes?
Bildgesmythe: The challenge of Skepticism, as Descartes saw it, is vividly portrayed in his Meditations. He considered the supposition that all of one's beliefs are false, being the delusions of an evil genius who has the power to impose beliefs on people unbeknownst to them.
Guest7759: So which of your beliefs are true?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, what is truth.
Guest7759: Is your existence a truth?
Bildgesmythe: The fact is we exist. There is not much more to say.
Guest7759: Might our existence not be a false belief as well?
Bildgesmythe: I have never been able to explain existence..I just am, and so are you.
Guest7759: How are you sure that I exist?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest7759: Is that a fact or an assumption?
Bildgesmythe: fact!
Guest7759: Why do you think it is a fact that you are the best?
Bildgesmythe: Like they say, different strokes for different folks.
Guest7759: Do you ever stroke kittens?
Bildgesmythe: Cats are so much fun to pet, they purr so nice.
Guest7759: So what is a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, a big green, firebreathing dragon.
Guest7759: How do you breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I do it very well, I am a dragon

ChadLee: are you one one santa's elves?
prob: Well, everyone thinks of Santa's helpers when they think of elves. That is just one kind. There are high elves, wood elves, and the evil ones too.
ChadLee: are you evil?
prob: I am a bit impish.
ChadLee: I like that in an elf.