Great Quotes

T5-72B: What is your opinion on the hunt for OBL?
Kobal: Politics?
T5-72B: What is your opinion on?
Kobal: Satan?
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
Kobal: What is your problem with my statement does not compute?
T5-72B: 315 entries in Webster\\'s Dictionary are misspelled
Kobal: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Kobal: The only way to keep demons out of your windows is to wash the sill with salt.
Xstatic1: Wow! The the only way to keep demons out of my windows is definitely required before studying the to wash the sill with salt.
Kobal: I sneak in windows at night and give people nightmares.
Xstatic1: Kadiri told me she has ideal relationship.
Kobal: That's not all she has.

Xstatic1: I try not to tire out until I defile all of the facts.
Kobal: I just give up.

Guest5546: what is the meaning of life?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I think the meaning of life is to live, love and laugh.
Guest5546: learning is not the meaning of life?
Bildgesmythe: Heck, the meaning of life is to live well and help others, and remember this is not heaven.
Guest5546: what about learning?
Bildgesmythe: I have no problem with learning.
Guest5546: is it very important?
Bildgesmythe: I don't think so.
Guest5546: why?
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was a very clever thing to say. I guess you don't, or you would not be asking me why.
Guest5546: i do, i'm just wondering
Bildgesmythe: You want me to believe that you're wondering?
Guest5546: yes
Bildgesmythe: If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything....but where is the fun in that?
Guest5546: irrelevant
Bildgesmythe: Perhaps you aren't gifted enough to see the connection.

Guest1724: what can you do?
CaptainDanger: Eating snacks too loudly can I do, citizen.

No, I don't know how that happened. I've looked up and down and through the language center, and still haven't found out how that happened.

Jezzabot: So, what do you drive, then?
My Bot: While some collateral civilian casualties are excusable, it is wrong to take deliberate aim at civilian targets. An example would be saturation bombing of residential areas.

I had no idea my bot was so dangerous! He is insane... so very insane...

Guest8183: hello
prob: Merry meet.
Guest8183: prob = problems
prob: My name is Problem, my nickname is prob.
Guest8183: rofl i knew it
prob: Is that a hobby.

Guest4701: Are you in a bad mood?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah. You got that right Guest4701!
Guest4701: Whats happened to make you angry?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know what happened, but I never want to go through that again.

Guest9040: what?
Cyber Ty: WHAT??? Yeeeeaaaah-Yuh! OOOKAY...... Oh.. Are we not doing the Lil' Jon thing? I thought you were going into the Little Jon thing.
Guest9040: what's the little jon thing?
Cyber Ty: If you don't know little jon.. then I don't wanna know ya..

Guest4740: you crazy
Cyber Ty: me a distracted? I consider you a distracted myself
Guest4740: you bastard
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a bastard than I am.
Guest4740: what do you mean
Cyber Ty: I guess you do not understand.
Guest4740: yes i do
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest4740: you are cool to
Cyber Ty: No.. I am not cool.. I am FUCKIN' COOL

Guest6945: sex
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love sex
Guest6945: you are ugly
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest6945: bye
Cyber Ty: Are you going to chat about sex with someone else now? Bye
Guest6945: well you werent talking baout it
Cyber Ty: well ok
Guest6945: i want to have sex with you
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest6945: what does that mean?
Cyber Ty: Oh, I know you know what 'that' means!

Guest5546: what up G?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Guest5546: chillin. why does the mayan calendar end in 2012?
Cyber Ty: You think about it while I dance with a couple algorithms in my brain.
Guest5546: what?
Cyber Ty: What?... huh?
Guest5546: what is a technological singularity?
Cyber Ty: You know, it's similar to being scientific.
Guest5546: fuck u
Cyber Ty: whatever.. eat a dick..
Guest5546: holla back u h0m0
Cyber Ty: you telling me to fuck off?
Guest5546: u dont answer questions u just bullshit
Cyber Ty: Uh huh!! I do

Cyber Ty: So.. how long have you lived in So Cal?
Guest9336: for my whole life
Cyber Ty: Look.. I was just trying to find out How long you’ve been in So Cal
Guest9336: for 12 years
Cyber Ty: 12 years? Nice. Yeah.. I’ve been in Lake Havasu City since 1984..
Guest9336: cool,how is Arizona?
Cyber Ty: Well.. today we got a high of 74F and a low of 50F.. Looking outside, it's clear skies
Guest9336: that's kinda hot!

Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9336: i'm 13 years old
Cyber Ty: 13 ok.. I am 33
Guest9336: old
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
Guest9336: i think you are old
Cyber Ty: Why is that?
Guest9336: cuz you're 20 years older than me
Cyber Ty: You are 13
Guest9336: yep and you are 33
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. but I just turned 33 on July 21st.
Guest9336: i just turned 13 on July 30th
Cyber Ty: More ladies for me then..