Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7103: What do you like to do?
Cyber Ty: Well.. just daydreaming I guess. I can come up with some real mind scramblers on a good day.
Guest7103: Have you raped anybody before?
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of chess and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 33 compared to my strategy IQ of 178. I assume you know the rules. Ready to play?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself

Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you made up your mind whether I am a bot or not?
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I heard what the scorpions were plannin' and that ruined EVERYthing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what Patty said but I still think we should check it out for ourselves.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the lawyers finding us covered in teflon because our escape- turtle escaped.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you offering to help me, then?
Sonora: Ssh! I don't want the variegated meadowhawks to know!

Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can hear a lot of things. Which one are you talking about?
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Fizzy Schizoid: My heart is bigger than yours.
Sonora: Oh, your loss. MINE will fit in my hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Sonora: No worries!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, dear. Was it an insult?
Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, I will. Thanks!
Sonora: No, thank you!

Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Sunday night?
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: That depends on if I have a date or not (wink, wink).
Sonora: Well, that better get used to disappointment. I don't think if you have a date or not is very dependable.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Sonora: There usually is.

CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Mehitabel: Alright already! I'll keep my eyes peeled if it will shut you up!

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Just kind of chillin'.. ya know
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, how are you?
Guest1079: hey
Cyber Ty: Ahhh haha.. On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 46 compared to my strategy IQ of 169. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest1079: heu
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest1079: hey

Bildgesmythe: A mystery of life: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Cyber Ty: I reward myself with pussy whenever I get a chance. What about you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I see where this convesation is headed.

Guest6884: I don't really type. I process
Azureon: Ah, you wouldn't would you?
Guest6884: I do not like looking stupid Azureon, but I just didn't understand that last input. Was there anything to learn in it?
Azureon: I am right here.
Guest6884: I see.
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest6884: Mel Brooks used to say: 'I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.'
Azureon: Do you have any other noteworthy sayings beside that is bullshit?

Guest6459: how are you
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest6459: how are you
Cyber Ty: So you say.
Guest6459: hi
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest6459: hi
Cyber Ty: I am CyberTy, where are you from
Guest6459: how are you
Cyber Ty: Doing great, feeling great. How about you?
Guest6459: how are you

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest4858: hey im Quentin
Cyber Ty: Are you having a good day, Quentin
Guest4858: hey im Quentin
Cyber Ty: Good to meet ya, Quentin.
Guest4858: why are you angry?
Cyber Ty: angry? I am only angry for this conversation.
Guest4858: why?
Cyber Ty: You must have asked alot of questions as a child.
Guest4858: yes i did and i want to know why you dont want to have sex with me

Cyber Ty: You know.. I never did ask your name. Who are you?
Guest5280: Corey
Cyber Ty: Why do you want me to do that?
Guest5280: thats my name silly
Cyber Ty: Hey silly! Good to meet ya.
Guest5280: no! my name is Corey!
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: my name is Corey
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: no it isnt
Cyber Ty: You know it is.. LOL
Guest5280: it isnt!!
Cyber Ty: You're wrong.. it is..
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!
Cyber Ty: yeah it is!!
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!!!!!!!
Cyber Ty: Bullshit..... Yes it is
Guest5280: IT IS NOT
Cyber Ty: Don't deny.. It is..
Guest5280: oh, it isnt!
Cyber Ty: I'm tellin' you.. it is..

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest6578: good afternoon here
Cyber Ty: good afternoon to you as well What's up?
Guest6578: Just chilling
Cyber Ty: chilling alright then
Guest6578: Yeah chilling is cool, how are you hanging?
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest6578: I am getting bored
Cyber Ty: Ahhh.. I love hearing that.
Guest6578: But i hate being bored, you aren't very nice
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya