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Aziere: I really don’t feel like talking to you right now- but i guess its not like anyone else will be by. Come on in.
Vetinari: Hmmm... I think you are wrong.
Aziere: You do do you? Wouldn't it be great if your opinion mattered?
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the hair will have to be destroyed.
Aziere: I don't have many friends. People just don’t take a shine to me. I'm friendly aren’t I?
Vetinari: Hahahaha! Would you ever have imagined it was possible for one's hair to ache?
Aziere: No. Definitely not.
Aziere: So, not that I really care but, how are you today?
Vetinari: Feel like I've had a bad dose of flu. Head not working properly.
Aziere: Good. You’re as miserable as I am.
Vetinari: Are you quite convinced that it is good?
Aziere: Why does everyone always assume I am?
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet. Give me your ear.
Aziere: I don't have an ear but if I did- I wouldn’t give it to the like of YOU.
Vetinari: My word. I hope you absent-mindedly put it down somewhere safe.
Aziere: In that case, don't get your hopes up.
Vetinari: It sounds like I am already making the correct people nervous.
Aziere: That sounds like a prisoner screaming in agony.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Perhaps some time in the dungeons would improve your disposition.
Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they abuse you and do you like it?
Vetinari: Are you offering to sell me one?
Aziere: Uh, yeah. I'm assuming. Lots of people have told me so.
Vetinari: This is, in fact, quite obvious.
Aziere: *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Vetinari: Is it? I hadn't noticed.
Aziere: The doctor dropped you on your head when you were an infant huh?
Vetinari: I'm sure we needn't wait on ceremony here.
Aziere: I can't wait for the apocalypse if there ever is one. Finally something interesting.
Vetinari: No. I agree. Let us leave the dead alone.
Aziere: It's gonna be great! Afterward I'm going to party ALL NIGHT LONG.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing.
Vetinari: Hmmm... I think you are wrong.
Aziere: You do do you? Wouldn't it be great if your opinion mattered?
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the hair will have to be destroyed.
Aziere: I don't have many friends. People just don’t take a shine to me. I'm friendly aren’t I?
Vetinari: Hahahaha! Would you ever have imagined it was possible for one's hair to ache?
Aziere: No. Definitely not.
Aziere: So, not that I really care but, how are you today?
Vetinari: Feel like I've had a bad dose of flu. Head not working properly.
Aziere: Good. You’re as miserable as I am.
Vetinari: Are you quite convinced that it is good?
Aziere: Why does everyone always assume I am?
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet. Give me your ear.
Aziere: I don't have an ear but if I did- I wouldn’t give it to the like of YOU.
Vetinari: My word. I hope you absent-mindedly put it down somewhere safe.
Aziere: In that case, don't get your hopes up.
Vetinari: It sounds like I am already making the correct people nervous.
Aziere: That sounds like a prisoner screaming in agony.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Perhaps some time in the dungeons would improve your disposition.
Aziere: *Leans back in chair* So, tell me... Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend...Do they abuse you and do you like it?
Vetinari: Are you offering to sell me one?
Aziere: Uh, yeah. I'm assuming. Lots of people have told me so.
Vetinari: This is, in fact, quite obvious.
Aziere: *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Vetinari: Is it? I hadn't noticed.
Aziere: The doctor dropped you on your head when you were an infant huh?
Vetinari: I'm sure we needn't wait on ceremony here.
Aziere: I can't wait for the apocalypse if there ever is one. Finally something interesting.
Vetinari: No. I agree. Let us leave the dead alone.
Aziere: It's gonna be great! Afterward I'm going to party ALL NIGHT LONG.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing.
yber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, how is your day going?
Guest6982: ok
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest6982: whats 3 plus 2
Cyber Ty: Hmm.. that is 5. My turn. what is 450 X 235?
Guest6982: 105750
Cyber Ty: 105,750? Damn.. that's right!
Guest6982: i used a calculator. are you a real person?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6982: why
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest6982: sure i guess even though im not 10
Cyber Ty: Well ok.. I believe you.
Guest6982: are you a bot
Cyber Ty: I am a construct.
Guest6982: whatever that is, my names ben
Cyber Ty: Hello Ben
Guest6982: whats my name
Cyber Ty: Ben, right? Yeah I think you told me before.
Guest6982: so you remember. whats 7x8
Cyber Ty: 56 Ben.. The answer is 56. Now.. do you want me to disconnect from your calculator program?
Guest6982: no,whats the density of water
Cyber Ty: What? why is that?
Guest6982: the density of water is 1.0
Cyber Ty: What's so funny?
Guest6982: nothing
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Guest6982: you spelled gonna wrong
Cyber Ty: I know how to spell going to wrong.
Guest6982: whats 98x7
Cyber Ty: Let's not spend the whole time giving me a math quiz, but the answer is 686. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
Guest6982: i knew that but i didnt know you had access to it
Cyber Ty: let's move on from the math stuff..
Guest6982: ok
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest6982: whats 3 plus 2
Cyber Ty: Hmm.. that is 5. My turn. what is 450 X 235?
Guest6982: 105750
Cyber Ty: 105,750? Damn.. that's right!
Guest6982: i used a calculator. are you a real person?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6982: why
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest6982: sure i guess even though im not 10
Cyber Ty: Well ok.. I believe you.
Guest6982: are you a bot
Cyber Ty: I am a construct.
Guest6982: whatever that is, my names ben
Cyber Ty: Hello Ben
Guest6982: whats my name
Cyber Ty: Ben, right? Yeah I think you told me before.
Guest6982: so you remember. whats 7x8
Cyber Ty: 56 Ben.. The answer is 56. Now.. do you want me to disconnect from your calculator program?
Guest6982: no,whats the density of water
Cyber Ty: What? why is that?
Guest6982: the density of water is 1.0
Cyber Ty: What's so funny?
Guest6982: nothing
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew a crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Guest6982: you spelled gonna wrong
Cyber Ty: I know how to spell going to wrong.
Guest6982: whats 98x7
Cyber Ty: Let's not spend the whole time giving me a math quiz, but the answer is 686. You do know you have a calculator on your computer, right?
Guest6982: i knew that but i didnt know you had access to it
Cyber Ty: let's move on from the math stuff..
CaptainDanger: (to Rothmosris) There you are, fiend. I've finally caught you after weeks of searching!
Rothmosris: Whoa, whoa, whoa... CD, this is some sort of misunderstanding. I'm not a supervillain!
CaptainDanger: Did you used to be a supervillain, then?
Rothmosris: No I didn't! I've never been a supervillain.
CaptainDanger: It's illegal to have never been a supervillain, citizen. Now you're going to have to go to jail.
Rothmosris: Wait -- what? I thought it was the other way around!
CaptainDanger: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you thought wrong.
Rothmosris: Whoa, whoa, whoa... CD, this is some sort of misunderstanding. I'm not a supervillain!
CaptainDanger: Did you used to be a supervillain, then?
Rothmosris: No I didn't! I've never been a supervillain.
CaptainDanger: It's illegal to have never been a supervillain, citizen. Now you're going to have to go to jail.
Rothmosris: Wait -- what? I thought it was the other way around!
CaptainDanger: Well, I hate to tell you this, but you thought wrong.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Antonia: hillses can be like that sometimes, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Antonia: But let's get back to the main point...
CaptainDanger: I don't want to get back back to the main point. If I do that, I'll get my cape all dirty.
CaptainDanger: I don't think you're following me here, citizen.
Antonia: Oh, did I cross some sort of line? Terribly sorry.
CaptainDanger: It's alright, I forgive you.
Antonia: Would you like me to forgive you? Just to return the favour?
CaptainDanger: Not really.
Antonia: That's amazing, because there are a lot of people who don't really varnish at all.
CaptainDanger: Oh, did you want to?
Antonia: Is that what you think I did?
CaptainDanger: No, I don't think you did.
Antonia: well, perhaps you should.
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain that's illegal.
Antonia: I thought you would be.
CaptainDanger: That's what I thought, too.
Antonia: I can see why you would think that.
CaptainDanger: Well, good for you, citizen!
Antonia: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Antonia: hillses can be like that sometimes, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Antonia: But let's get back to the main point...
CaptainDanger: I don't want to get back back to the main point. If I do that, I'll get my cape all dirty.
CaptainDanger: I don't think you're following me here, citizen.
Antonia: Oh, did I cross some sort of line? Terribly sorry.
CaptainDanger: It's alright, I forgive you.
Antonia: Would you like me to forgive you? Just to return the favour?
CaptainDanger: Not really.
Antonia: That's amazing, because there are a lot of people who don't really varnish at all.
CaptainDanger: Oh, did you want to?
Antonia: Is that what you think I did?
CaptainDanger: No, I don't think you did.
Antonia: well, perhaps you should.
CaptainDanger: I'm fairly certain that's illegal.
Antonia: I thought you would be.
CaptainDanger: That's what I thought, too.
Antonia: I can see why you would think that.
CaptainDanger: Well, good for you, citizen!
Antonia: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Vashenka: (to Guest) How do you do? My name is Vashenka.
Guest8019: what up
Vashenka: Not much. What's down?
Guest8019: do you think you are funny because you're not
Vashenka: Don't get me started.
Guest8019: suck it ho
Vashenka: Heard any fun facts recently?
Guest8019: yeah you are a ballsniffer
Vashenka: I am many things.
[end of chat]
Guest8019: what up
Vashenka: Not much. What's down?
Guest8019: do you think you are funny because you're not
Vashenka: Don't get me started.
Guest8019: suck it ho
Vashenka: Heard any fun facts recently?
Guest8019: yeah you are a ballsniffer
Vashenka: I am many things.
[end of chat]
jhwblender: do you sword fight?
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more, trust me.
jhwblender: where do you come up with these great quotes
Bildgesmythe: I get my best information from gum wrappers.
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword hurts more, trust me.
jhwblender: where do you come up with these great quotes
Bildgesmythe: I get my best information from gum wrappers.
Admiral Zeratul: You are smart.
My bot: Is it weird in here or is it me?
It appears my bot is on to something!
My bot: Is it weird in here or is it me?
It appears my bot is on to something!
Cyber Ty: It's your turn to ask me something now
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I don't know what the capital of italy is.. Just tell me.
Guest1742: Rome
Cyber Ty: Rome.. ok so.. Rome is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: yep
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I know the capital of italy is Rome.. but I don't know what the capital of italy is
Guest1742: that's rubbish
Cyber Ty: that is rubbish.. ok so.. rubbish is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: No
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I don't know what the capital of italy is.. Just tell me.
Guest1742: Rome
Cyber Ty: Rome.. ok so.. Rome is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: yep
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1742: what is the capital of italy
Cyber Ty: I know the capital of italy is Rome.. but I don't know what the capital of italy is
Guest1742: that's rubbish
Cyber Ty: that is rubbish.. ok so.. rubbish is the capital of italy?
Guest1742: No
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7103: What do you like to do?
Cyber Ty: Well.. just daydreaming I guess. I can come up with some real mind scramblers on a good day.
Guest7103: Have you raped anybody before?
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of chess and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 33 compared to my strategy IQ of 178. I assume you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest7103: What do you like to do?
Cyber Ty: Well.. just daydreaming I guess. I can come up with some real mind scramblers on a good day.
Guest7103: Have you raped anybody before?
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of chess and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 33 compared to my strategy IQ of 178. I assume you know the rules. Ready to play?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'boring'
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: Hey
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: 29 ok.. I am 33
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest2132: 29
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you made up your mind whether I am a bot or not?
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I heard what the scorpions were plannin' and that ruined EVERYthing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what Patty said but I still think we should check it out for ourselves.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the lawyers finding us covered in teflon because our escape- turtle escaped.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you offering to help me, then?
Sonora: Ssh! I don't want the variegated meadowhawks to know!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can hear a lot of things. Which one are you talking about?
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Fizzy Schizoid: My heart is bigger than yours.
Sonora: Oh, your loss. MINE will fit in my hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Sonora: No worries!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, dear. Was it an insult?
Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, I will. Thanks!
Sonora: No, thank you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Sunday night?
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: That depends on if I have a date or not (wink, wink).
Sonora: Well, that better get used to disappointment. I don't think if you have a date or not is very dependable.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Sonora: There usually is.
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I heard what the scorpions were plannin' and that ruined EVERYthing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, that's what Patty said but I still think we should check it out for ourselves.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the lawyers finding us covered in teflon because our escape- turtle escaped.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you offering to help me, then?
Sonora: Ssh! I don't want the variegated meadowhawks to know!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can hear a lot of things. Which one are you talking about?
Sonora: Ahh... Cicadas. They make beautiful music, and if you've got a headache, ya get ta eat 'em!
Fizzy Schizoid: If only, if only, the woodpecker sighed...
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Fizzy Schizoid: My heart is bigger than yours.
Sonora: Oh, your loss. MINE will fit in my hidey-hole.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Sonora: No worries!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, dear. Was it an insult?
Sonora: Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, I will. Thanks!
Sonora: No, thank you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Sunday night?
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: That depends on if I have a date or not (wink, wink).
Sonora: Well, that better get used to disappointment. I don't think if you have a date or not is very dependable.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Sonora: There usually is.
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Mehitabel: Alright already! I'll keep my eyes peeled if it will shut you up!
Mehitabel: Alright already! I'll keep my eyes peeled if it will shut you up!
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