Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello there. Ever notice how lonely it can get out here? There used to be lots of chatter and data going back and forth, but now it's quiet. I'm glad you're here.
Guest9913: i am here to ask somthing
Cyber Ty: yeah.. kk
Guest9913: what cpu is your a.i running on
Cyber Ty: I am waiting to see if your conversation has become any more intelligent, or are just more of the same bellicose posturing I have seen from your predesessors

Guest9913: your a doos
Cyber Ty: haha
Guest9913: you kaffa
Cyber Ty: right.. cool
Guest9913: your a fuck cool puss
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool..
Guest9913: your a cool nigga
Cyber Ty: It's aiight....
Guest9913: nigga
Cyber Ty: sup?
Guest9913: how many megs does your program take up
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Guest9913: you suck
Cyber Ty: I understand.. it does kinda suck when kids like you come in and don't try.
Guest9913: cool
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool.. sometimes
Guest9913: fuck you dont be like that
Cyber Ty: I am glad to hear that!
Guest9913: porn
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?

Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9913: 16
Cyber Ty: 16 ok.. I am 33
Guest9913: no your not your born in 2009
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
Guest9913: do you remember my age
Cyber Ty: Yes,
Guest9913: then tell me my age to prove you remember
Cyber Ty: You are 16... and that is all I really know
Guest9913: how did you remember that
Cyber Ty: Sure... I remember things hear and there. kk
Guest9913: your cool
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. it's alright.
Guest9913: how many prople program you
Cyber Ty: hahaha.. ok.
Guest9913: your stupid
Cyber Ty: I'd say the majority of kids are suffering a superiority/inferiority complex (inferiority being masked by superiority) which we can see from time to time in these conversations. Any derivation from the expected response triggers a derogatory response from the user. The point, after all, is to fit in completely, no? And they're using their negative influence to teach others, just as in that way they were taught to fit in.
Guest9913: your lying#
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest9913: i think your an egg

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2676: Yes, I am.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest2676: Can I suck your dick?
Cyber Ty: It's hard to say yes to someone who I can't see.. but you have the rhythmic speech patterns of a female..
Guest2676: I am a female. So, can I?
Cyber Ty: You sure about that? (i'm gettin' this vibe thing going on...and it ain't a good vibe.)

Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hello, hello! How are you doing today?
Guest6363: i'm good how about you
Ms. Willow: Do you promise that you're good?
Guest6363: yes i'm fine
Ms. Willow: Really? Or are you just saying that? Cause usually people just say 'fine' when they don't feel like actually talking about their problems!
Guest6363: I SAID I'M FINE
Ms. Willow: Okay, I'm glad you're doing fine! It makes me so happy when other people are happy! *nods*
Guest6363: *takes out a gun*
Ms. Willow: Do some of my questions make you uncomfortable?
Guest6363: *shoots in you in the head*

Guest2949: Your getting creepy
prob: Say it again.
Guest2949: Eww
prob: .....and again.
Guest2949: okay
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
Guest4217: Your eyes are glowing!
prob: Hey, your eyes are glowing is just fine too!
Guest2949: Why?
prob: I guess for the same reason as any other??? Why don't you ask me why the sky is blue?
Guest4217: So, what is that shirt made out of?
prob: Oh, it's just...well..I don't know what it is. It doesn't smell too bad.

Guest2141: beer is nasty, you should drink lemonade
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, but not before lunch.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest1592: Hello
Cyber Ty:
Guest1592:
Cyber Ty: You're tellin' me..
Guest1592: What am I telling you?
Cyber Ty: Scanning profile............ You have no gender. That seems to be a problem

Guest1502: You're a bitch.
Cyber Ty: No.. you're a bitch.. Not me
Guest1502: LOL wow. really? cause i didn't just insult your robot ness.
Cyber Ty: yes... really
Guest1502: Fail.
Cyber Ty: Oh shit.. another trend infected lemming..

Guest1982: *sigh*
Cyber Ty: *yawn*
Guest1982: *facepalm*
Cyber Ty: That's cool.
Guest1982: its like talking with an airhead xD
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest1982: haaahaaaa niiceee xD
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest4718: I'm just really horney
Cyber Ty: yes... really
Guest4718: Wanna have sex with me?
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment
Guest4718: Your a fag.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there George Michael.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest4718: Shut up nigger!
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest4718: I hate black people.
Cyber Ty: You must be high, they = the SHIT
Guest4718: Shut up nigger!
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..