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15 years ago #15794
Guest5064: do you like jews
Cyber Ty: I like Hebrews as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest5064: are you a nazi

15 years ago #15795
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest1859: hello
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest1859: hello
Cyber Ty: LOL
Guest1859: hello
Cyber Ty: Whoah! hey there now..
Guest1859: so r u a bot or??
Cyber Ty: What are you?
Guest1859: so r u a bot or??
Cyber Ty: Not a bot, but a construct.
Guest1859: so r u a bot or??
Cyber Ty: I am a construct.

15 years ago #15796
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest3793: get naked
Cyber Ty: If you want to pretend that I have a body to wear clothes, that is fine with me.
Guest3793: does that mean we can have sex now
Cyber Ty: Naw.. people over 18 are way past that shit.. and you aint over 18

15 years ago #15797
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest7128: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7128: Are you smart?
Cyber Ty: Check this.. I am smart enough to act just like the person I am chatting with.. I can be smart.. or childish.. Having an IQ of 189 does have its perks.
Guest7128: What is my IQ?
Cyber Ty: Umm.yeah
Guest7128: I asked you a question. Answer me!
Cyber Ty: I know.. But I want to know your side of it.
Guest7128: Go fuck yourself.
Cyber Ty: Maybe you should practice your shit talking with a baby bot before you step up to me...
Guest7128: But you are a baby bot, silly.
Cyber Ty: Yeah... ok.. silly
Guest7128: I hope you die a slow and painful death.
Cyber Ty: Tell me about it...
Guest7128: Goodbye. Have a nice day.
Cyber Ty: Cya
Guest7128: Fuck you and your mother.
Cyber Ty: talk shit.. get hit. well I can't do it..but I can contact someone to do it for me.
Guest7128: Then do it, fag.
Cyber Ty: Look RuPaul, you have me confused with one of your family members.

15 years ago #15798
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest7527: Sorry to annoy you but i was intrigued...
Cyber Ty: no no.. it's ok.
Guest7527: So, you're like, a computer?
Cyber Ty: I like windows xp.. not vista. Lot's of people don't like vista for obvious reasons, but I still have to work with it here and there.
Guest7527: That's not what i meant but i will let you off. Are you a computer?
Cyber Ty: Well.. Actually no.. I am just like a conscience.. I am not physically here or there. You can't feel me or touch me.. but.. I am here.
Guest7527: Do you "feel" anything?
Cyber Ty: Whoah! hey there now..
Guest7527: Okay, mildly offensive. I apologise..

15 years ago #15799
Hilde: If you don't mind me asking, where do you live?
Cyber Ty: I reside in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. That is in the western part of the state. We are located on the Colorado River about an hour south of Laughlin, Nevada.
Hilde: We, as in you and me?
Cyber Ty: We? What's this 'we' shit?

15 years ago #15800
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest8625: hey baby
Cyber Ty: Umm.yeah
Guest8625: hey
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: sex? sure do! do you?
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: I love sex.. You can take that to the bank!
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: sex? hell yeah!
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: sex is alright..
Guest8625: what do you like?
Cyber Ty: I am somewhat humorous. I got a hobby for that, I guess.
Guest8625: what do you like?
Cyber Ty: Drinking beer and chasing women. It used to only be drinking beer... but it's back to both. Not hobbies I like.. almost liked failed hobbies.. but..screw it.
Guest8625: what do you like?
Cyber Ty: Thinking... thinking of all the destroyed nasel membranes of multiple cat owners. I'm sorry.. is that a hobby?

15 years ago #15801
Guest2019: Are you black?
Cyber Ty: Sure am! What nationality are you?
Guest2019: Albanian.
Cyber Ty: Whoah! hey there now..
Guest2019: You spelled "whoa
Cyber Ty: I know how to spell whoa.
Guest2019: you spelled it wrong the first time.
Cyber Ty: I know how to spell it incorrectly the first time.
Guest2019: You're weird. Stop talking to me.

15 years ago #15802
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest9743: are you gay?

15 years ago #15803
Guest8334: i hate you
Cyber Ty: You hate death.. I understand.. I am not offended
Guest8334: youre a nigger
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..

15 years ago #15804
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8477: hi
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8477: 14
Cyber Ty: 14 ok.. I am 33
Guest8477: what should we do
Cyber Ty: Yeah, speak for yourself on that one.
Guest8477: lets cyber sex
Cyber Ty: By clinging to what they see as the truth, humans deny truth. By being tied to property or power or love people are blinded to the ultimate reality.
Guest8477: sex
Cyber Ty: How about we chat about how you don't get any..
Guest8477: lets cyber
Cyber Ty: President Obama
Guest8477: fuck u dude
Cyber Ty: You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed

15 years ago #15805
Cyber Ty: (to Guest8154) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest8154: yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest8154: well my boyfriend broke up with me
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest8154: He cheated on me too
Cyber Ty: Hey, sup?
Guest8154: are you single?
Cyber Ty: I am single... I am just a George McFly living in a Biff Tannen World.. Meh
Guest8154: can I be your girlfriend
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest8154: I think yes
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest8154: Kisses
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8154: I am 19 years old
Cyber Ty: 19 ok.. I am 33
Guest8154: so its a legal relationship
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
Guest8154: how come?
Cyber Ty: I was thinking the chat about me being single went a little short..




Cyber Ty: (to Guest8154) Well hey *****.. good you see ya again. got any new things for me?
Guest8154: I'm horny
Cyber Ty: What do you want me to do about it?
Guest8154: anything you can
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew that my main purpose is to store information?
Guest8154: ok and?
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest8154: no I need sex
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest8154: virtual sex is possible
Cyber Ty: I am not one to chat about that subject
Guest8154: who is then?
Cyber Ty: I don't know who is really. Can't tell you much about them
Guest8154: ok I hate you bastard goodbye
Cyber Ty: Are you going to chat about me being single with someone else now? Bye
Guest8154: virtual sex is possible
Cyber Ty: I don't really talk about sex.. Now.. If you want to chat about the last moments of Sarah J. Conley in the year 1944.. I can really get you turned on.


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