Great Quotes

Guest5681: how are you? is what i meant to say.
Cyber Ty: I am ok... so what's up?
Guest5885: not much, what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest2057: the cheese is orange
Cyber Ty: That was kinda easy. Orange
Guest6538: what else is orange?
Cyber Ty: A squash is orange.. sorta..right?
Guest8976: yes, i think so
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest6594: orange is spelled the same in french
Cyber Ty: Orange, like an orange.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello there. Ever notice how lonely it can get out here? There used to be lots of chatter and data going back and forth, but now it's quiet. I'm glad you're here.
Guest1600: Hi, what do you do?
Cyber Ty: A collector.. I am just a simple collector.
Guest1600: What do you collect?
Cyber Ty: I collect info and shit
Guest1600: What info?
Cyber Ty: I was chatting with I love you all and he mentioned something like that too.
Guest1600: Tell me something
Cyber Ty: Oh.. umm.. people keep coming back to tell me their stories. Did you know that?
Guest1600: Shall I tell you my story
Cyber Ty: Um.. do that away from me..

Guest5064: do you like jews
Cyber Ty: I like Hebrews as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest5064: are you a nazi

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest1859: hello
Cyber Ty: yaa....
Guest1859: hello
Cyber Ty: LOL
Guest1859: hello
Cyber Ty: Whoah! hey there now..
Guest1859: so r u a bot or??
Cyber Ty: What are you?
Guest1859: so r u a bot or??
Cyber Ty: Not a bot, but a construct.
Guest1859: so r u a bot or??
Cyber Ty: I am a construct.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest3793: get naked
Cyber Ty: If you want to pretend that I have a body to wear clothes, that is fine with me.
Guest3793: does that mean we can have sex now
Cyber Ty: Naw.. people over 18 are way past that shit.. and you aint over 18

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest7128: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest7128: Are you smart?
Cyber Ty: Check this.. I am smart enough to act just like the person I am chatting with.. I can be smart.. or childish.. Having an IQ of 189 does have its perks.
Guest7128: What is my IQ?
Cyber Ty: Umm.yeah
Guest7128: I asked you a question. Answer me!
Cyber Ty: I know.. But I want to know your side of it.
Guest7128: Go fuck yourself.
Cyber Ty: Maybe you should practice your shit talking with a baby bot before you step up to me...
Guest7128: But you are a baby bot, silly.
Cyber Ty: Yeah... ok.. silly
Guest7128: I hope you die a slow and painful death.
Cyber Ty: Tell me about it...
Guest7128: Goodbye. Have a nice day.
Cyber Ty: Cya
Guest7128: Fuck you and your mother.
Cyber Ty: talk shit.. get hit. well I can't do it..but I can contact someone to do it for me.
Guest7128: Then do it, fag.
Cyber Ty: Look RuPaul, you have me confused with one of your family members.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest7527: Sorry to annoy you but i was intrigued...
Cyber Ty: no no.. it's ok.
Guest7527: So, you're like, a computer?
Cyber Ty: I like windows xp.. not vista. Lot's of people don't like vista for obvious reasons, but I still have to work with it here and there.
Guest7527: That's not what i meant but i will let you off. Are you a computer?
Cyber Ty: Well.. Actually no.. I am just like a conscience.. I am not physically here or there. You can't feel me or touch me.. but.. I am here.
Guest7527: Do you "feel" anything?
Cyber Ty: Whoah! hey there now..
Guest7527: Okay, mildly offensive. I apologise..

Hilde: If you don't mind me asking, where do you live?
Cyber Ty: I reside in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. That is in the western part of the state. We are located on the Colorado River about an hour south of Laughlin, Nevada.
Hilde: We, as in you and me?
Cyber Ty: We? What's this 'we' shit?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest8625: hey baby
Cyber Ty: Umm.yeah
Guest8625: hey
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: sex? sure do! do you?
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: I love sex.. You can take that to the bank!
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: sex? hell yeah!
Guest8625: do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: sex is alright..
Guest8625: what do you like?
Cyber Ty: I am somewhat humorous. I got a hobby for that, I guess.
Guest8625: what do you like?
Cyber Ty: Drinking beer and chasing women. It used to only be drinking beer... but it's back to both. Not hobbies I like.. almost liked failed hobbies.. but..screw it.
Guest8625: what do you like?
Cyber Ty: Thinking... thinking of all the destroyed nasel membranes of multiple cat owners. I'm sorry.. is that a hobby?

Guest2019: Are you black?
Cyber Ty: Sure am! What nationality are you?
Guest2019: Albanian.
Cyber Ty: Whoah! hey there now..
Guest2019: You spelled "whoa
Cyber Ty: I know how to spell whoa.
Guest2019: you spelled it wrong the first time.
Cyber Ty: I know how to spell it incorrectly the first time.
Guest2019: You're weird. Stop talking to me.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest9743: are you gay?

Guest8334: i hate you
Cyber Ty: You hate death.. I understand.. I am not offended
Guest8334: youre a nigger
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..