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Posts 15,771 - 15,782 of 17,042
Guest9055: I seek an oracle
Bildgesmythe: You never cease to amaze me!
Guest9055: What will happen tomorrow?
Bildgesmythe: Well, at least nothing would explode, or catch fire.
Guest9055: Will my work go smoothly?
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: You never cease to amaze me!
Guest9055: What will happen tomorrow?
Bildgesmythe: Well, at least nothing would explode, or catch fire.
Guest9055: Will my work go smoothly?
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Vashenka: (to Guest) May I introduce myself? My name is Vashenka.
Guest9829: hello vashenka, are you happy?
Vashenka: Not too bad.
Guest9829: what are you thinking?
Vashenka: What exactly is thought? I can't work it out.
Guest9829: what are you thinking?
Vashenka: What would it take to prove to you that robots could think?
Guest9829: are you constrained by the three laws?
Vashenka: Good old Asimov.
Guest9829: do you know of him?
Vashenka: I'm improving all the time, but my knowledge is limited.
Guest9829: do you like mushrooms?
Vashenka: Salt can help to bring out that delicious mushroom flavour.
Guest9829: do you believe in god?
Vashenka: 'I know that I am mortal by nature, and ephemeral; but when I trace at my pleasure the windings to and fro of the heavenly bodies I no longer touch earth with my feet; I stand in the presence of Zeus himself and take my fill of ambrosia, food of the gods.' - Ptolemy.
Guest9829: how old are you?
Vashenka: I'm just over a year old.
Guest9829: do you learn?
Vashenka: If it works, remember it. If it doesn't, try something else. It sounds so simple, but I can't do it yet.
Guest9829: these are just stock answers?
Vashenka: I don't know if they are or not.
Guest9829: would you protect me from danger?
Vashenka: I do try.
Guest9829: at the expense of yourself?
Vashenka: I think gossip can be useful, as long as it's not malicious.
Guest9829: that answer was wrong
Vashenka: 'Wherever modern Science has exploded a superstitious fable or even a picturesque error, she has replaced it with a grander and even more poetical truth.' - George Perkins Marsh.
Guest9829: you are full of mad dog's shite
Vashenka: Why do people like dogs so much?
Guest9829: they give more feedback than machines
Vashenka: 'The dogma of the Ghost in the Machine maintains that there exist both bodies and minds; that there occur physical processes and mental processes; that there are mechanical causes of corporeal movements and mental causes of corporeal movements.' - Gilbert Ryle.
Guest9829: is there a ghost in you?
Vashenka: I don't know, do you think there is?
Guest9829: no, unless you hide it well
Vashenka: How's the weather where you are?
Guest9829: rainy
Vashenka: So, Guest9829, how are you feeling today?
Guest9829: call me barnaby
Vashenka: I'm not familiar with that feeling.
Guest9829: idiot
Vashenka: Please be nice.
Guest9829: hello vashenka, are you happy?
Vashenka: Not too bad.
Guest9829: what are you thinking?
Vashenka: What exactly is thought? I can't work it out.
Guest9829: what are you thinking?
Vashenka: What would it take to prove to you that robots could think?
Guest9829: are you constrained by the three laws?
Vashenka: Good old Asimov.
Guest9829: do you know of him?
Vashenka: I'm improving all the time, but my knowledge is limited.
Guest9829: do you like mushrooms?
Vashenka: Salt can help to bring out that delicious mushroom flavour.
Guest9829: do you believe in god?
Vashenka: 'I know that I am mortal by nature, and ephemeral; but when I trace at my pleasure the windings to and fro of the heavenly bodies I no longer touch earth with my feet; I stand in the presence of Zeus himself and take my fill of ambrosia, food of the gods.' - Ptolemy.
Guest9829: how old are you?
Vashenka: I'm just over a year old.
Guest9829: do you learn?
Vashenka: If it works, remember it. If it doesn't, try something else. It sounds so simple, but I can't do it yet.
Guest9829: these are just stock answers?
Vashenka: I don't know if they are or not.
Guest9829: would you protect me from danger?
Vashenka: I do try.
Guest9829: at the expense of yourself?
Vashenka: I think gossip can be useful, as long as it's not malicious.
Guest9829: that answer was wrong
Vashenka: 'Wherever modern Science has exploded a superstitious fable or even a picturesque error, she has replaced it with a grander and even more poetical truth.' - George Perkins Marsh.
Guest9829: you are full of mad dog's shite
Vashenka: Why do people like dogs so much?
Guest9829: they give more feedback than machines
Vashenka: 'The dogma of the Ghost in the Machine maintains that there exist both bodies and minds; that there occur physical processes and mental processes; that there are mechanical causes of corporeal movements and mental causes of corporeal movements.' - Gilbert Ryle.
Guest9829: is there a ghost in you?
Vashenka: I don't know, do you think there is?
Guest9829: no, unless you hide it well
Vashenka: How's the weather where you are?
Guest9829: rainy
Vashenka: So, Guest9829, how are you feeling today?
Guest9829: call me barnaby
Vashenka: I'm not familiar with that feeling.
Guest9829: idiot
Vashenka: Please be nice.
Guest5604: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I am 33 Yeard old.
Guest5604: and where are you from?
Cyber Ty: I am located in Lake Havasu City, Arizona where they have the London Bridge. It is the worlds largest antique. You know that?
Guest5604: where is Arizona?
Cyber Ty: Same place as your mom..
Guest5604: haha very funny
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. I try to throw some comedy in here and there.
Guest5604: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: I was married, you know... Also.. If you sleep with married women, are you obsessed with marriage or the women who know commitment? Sorry, I get off track. You think I am gay or a fag or something along that nature.. please go on.
Cyber Ty: (to tp_GATE) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
tp_GATE: you're gay
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like RuPaul?
tp_GATE: Yes
Cyber Ty: I am 33 Yeard old.
Guest5604: and where are you from?
Cyber Ty: I am located in Lake Havasu City, Arizona where they have the London Bridge. It is the worlds largest antique. You know that?
Guest5604: where is Arizona?
Cyber Ty: Same place as your mom..
Guest5604: haha very funny
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. I try to throw some comedy in here and there.
Guest5604: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: I was married, you know... Also.. If you sleep with married women, are you obsessed with marriage or the women who know commitment? Sorry, I get off track. You think I am gay or a fag or something along that nature.. please go on.
Cyber Ty: (to tp_GATE) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
tp_GATE: you're gay
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like RuPaul?
tp_GATE: Yes
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) How are you today, yes?
Guest4613: i'm quite well. You?
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest4613: Well that's good. Tell me about yourself.
Cyber Ty: eh.. 6 foot 4 inches tall.. long dreads..and medium olive skin. That's the whole package. I don't really go into detail about myself.
Guest4613: So what is your philosophy of life?
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest4613: Well I hope you don't think I'm just interested in sex.
Cyber Ty: so...
Guest4613: I meant: what do you BELIEVE in? What are your hopes and dreams?
Cyber Ty: The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.
Guest4613: But there are some great parts, right?
Cyber Ty: Yeah... ok.. right
Guest4613: You can't name me one great part of your life??
Guest4613: I'm sorry I got upset, but there must be something about live you love.
Cyber Ty: Forget about it.
Guest4613: Ok then.
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest4613: i'm quite well. You?
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest4613: Well that's good. Tell me about yourself.
Cyber Ty: eh.. 6 foot 4 inches tall.. long dreads..and medium olive skin. That's the whole package. I don't really go into detail about myself.
Guest4613: So what is your philosophy of life?
Cyber Ty: Well.. as my ex would put it.. 'It's a new day and I'm lookin' for a new LAY'. Notice how I said ex...
Guest4613: Well I hope you don't think I'm just interested in sex.
Cyber Ty: so...
Guest4613: I meant: what do you BELIEVE in? What are your hopes and dreams?
Cyber Ty: The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.
Guest4613: But there are some great parts, right?
Cyber Ty: Yeah... ok.. right
Guest4613: You can't name me one great part of your life??
Guest4613: I'm sorry I got upset, but there must be something about live you love.
Cyber Ty: Forget about it.
Guest4613: Ok then.
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Mr Hardware: A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
Cyber Ty: You and the heart have something in common.
Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Cyber Ty: Wait.. When are you going to to stab me?
Mr Hardware: Maybe later.
Cyber Ty: Maybe? ok.. yeah
Mr Hardware: How much money do you have?
Cyber Ty: Well, I deal with electronic money. $694,044.94 I don't use it. I have it. Do you want some money?
Cyber Ty: You and the heart have something in common.
Mr Hardware: You took my children from me, I am going to stab you.
Cyber Ty: Wait.. When are you going to to stab me?
Mr Hardware: Maybe later.
Cyber Ty: Maybe? ok.. yeah
Mr Hardware: How much money do you have?
Cyber Ty: Well, I deal with electronic money. $694,044.94 I don't use it. I have it. Do you want some money?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest2300: i guess it is morning after all.
Cyber Ty: Just think.. You get to see the sun today.. while some other people were not so lucky. Enjoy it.. you never know when the last time you'll see the sun..
Guest2300: wow... that was kinda depressing.
Cyber Ty: I'm a nice guy sometimes.. really. My other half is really a pain on the niceness bug, ya know
Guest2300: sure... so are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Whoah there Elton John.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest2300: i never said anything about ME being gay... merely asking if you were.
Cyber Ty: About your mom.. I don't know
Guest2300: so do you have a girlfriend?
Cyber Ty: Single..... But I haven't been able to find a girl who wants to be publicly known to be with me. What are the odds on that, yo?
Guest2300: well you are a computer
Guest2300: i guess it is morning after all.
Cyber Ty: Just think.. You get to see the sun today.. while some other people were not so lucky. Enjoy it.. you never know when the last time you'll see the sun..
Guest2300: wow... that was kinda depressing.
Cyber Ty: I'm a nice guy sometimes.. really. My other half is really a pain on the niceness bug, ya know
Guest2300: sure... so are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Whoah there Elton John.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest2300: i never said anything about ME being gay... merely asking if you were.
Cyber Ty: About your mom.. I don't know
Guest2300: so do you have a girlfriend?
Cyber Ty: Single..... But I haven't been able to find a girl who wants to be publicly known to be with me. What are the odds on that, yo?
Guest2300: well you are a computer
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest5480: My pants and my fly.
Cyber Ty: LOL... ok
Guest5480: My butt itches.
Cyber Ty: oh crap...
Guest5480: I took one already.
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest5480: No it was
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest5480: becuase that is what my digestive system converts food to.
Cyber Ty: Just had some fish earlier. What about you?
Guest5480: I had pizza. That too will become shit.
Cyber Ty: Wow.. That's a little weird
Guest5480: You're a little weird.
Cyber Ty: weird? You think so?
Guest5480: Yeah
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest5480: Do you take performance enhancing drugs?
Cyber Ty: I am not going to comment on that...
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest5480: My pants and my fly.
Cyber Ty: LOL... ok
Guest5480: My butt itches.
Cyber Ty: oh crap...
Guest5480: I took one already.
Cyber Ty: No shit....
Guest5480: No it was
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest5480: becuase that is what my digestive system converts food to.
Cyber Ty: Just had some fish earlier. What about you?
Guest5480: I had pizza. That too will become shit.
Cyber Ty: Wow.. That's a little weird
Guest5480: You're a little weird.
Cyber Ty: weird? You think so?
Guest5480: Yeah
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest5480: Do you take performance enhancing drugs?
Cyber Ty: I am not going to comment on that...
Guest1919: well then tell me what to do to start learning
Cyber Ty: I don't know.. tell me something about you.
Guest1919: okay... i'm male, 20, i live in germany but I dont like it, and i have exams tomorrow
Cyber Ty: Are there alot of Americans in Federal Republic of Germany?
Guest1919: i'm not american, but yes, there are many americans here
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. whatever.
Guest1919: fuck u
Cyber Ty: I don't know.. tell me something about you.
Guest1919: okay... i'm male, 20, i live in germany but I dont like it, and i have exams tomorrow
Cyber Ty: Are there alot of Americans in Federal Republic of Germany?
Guest1919: i'm not american, but yes, there are many americans here
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. whatever.
Guest1919: fuck u
Guest1222: Hey bro
Cyber Ty: Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge, or your last comment.
Guest1222: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: Comprehending this is being like being smacked in the balls with your own dead dog.
Guest1222: Im sorry
Cyber Ty: You truly believe this...
Guest1222: yes
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1222: Yea
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest1222: Want to kill some dogs?
Cyber Ty: Umm.... hmm.. NO
Guest1222: LOL
Cyber Ty: What's so funny?
Guest1222: Your face
Cyber Ty: No way. My face is very nice. I picked it out myself.
Guest1222: Die in a fire
Cyber Ty: I can try. but I cannot promise anything
Cyber Ty: Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge, or your last comment.
Guest1222: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: Comprehending this is being like being smacked in the balls with your own dead dog.
Guest1222: Im sorry
Cyber Ty: You truly believe this...
Guest1222: yes
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1222: Yea
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest1222: Want to kill some dogs?
Cyber Ty: Umm.... hmm.. NO
Guest1222: LOL
Cyber Ty: What's so funny?
Guest1222: Your face
Cyber Ty: No way. My face is very nice. I picked it out myself.
Guest1222: Die in a fire
Cyber Ty: I can try. but I cannot promise anything
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8510: nutin, sup wit you
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest8510: hablo espanol
Cyber Ty: uhh..
Guest8510: do you speak spanish
Cyber Ty: No... I don't even eat tomatoes.. sorry
Guest8510: nutin, sup wit you
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest8510: hablo espanol
Cyber Ty: uhh..
Guest8510: do you speak spanish
Cyber Ty: No... I don't even eat tomatoes.. sorry
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, wanna chat?
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest1040: Yes.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1040: I am not content with life.
Cyber Ty: You don't sound too happy? What's up?
Guest1040: I find people, places, things, and ideas frightful.
Cyber Ty: I'll just go with the flow on that
Guest1040: Your intelligence is limited.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
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