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telex22: A horse! [whistles a call] A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
The Dane: O! kingdom for a horse most foul!
telex22: So, I suppose now >you< want to ravish me...
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
telex22: Nothing wrong there.. There you have me.
The Dane: Then we'll shift our ground.
telex22: But you don?t understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* I?m a MAN!
The Dane: What is this quintessence of dust?
telex22: I don't know this quintessence of dust. That's what I'm trying to find out.
The Dane: Let me not burst in ignorance!
telex22: *unperturbed* I can hardly wait! I appreciate your ego
The Dane: Slander whispers o'er the world's diameter, as level as the cannon to his blank.
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Vashenka: You know, you do remind me of someone.
Guest9681: I don't think you can really see me
Vashenka: So what do you think?
Guest9681: I think you can not see at all
Vashenka: Oh, do you?
Guest9681: am I wrong?
Vashenka: Er. Possibly?
Guest9681: that is not an answer
Vashenka: No, I didn't think so.
Guest9681: anythig else apart form yes, no or probably?
Vashenka: Yes, probably.
Guest9681: I don't think you can really see me
Vashenka: So what do you think?
Guest9681: I think you can not see at all
Vashenka: Oh, do you?
Guest9681: am I wrong?
Vashenka: Er. Possibly?
Guest9681: that is not an answer
Vashenka: No, I didn't think so.
Guest9681: anythig else apart form yes, no or probably?
Vashenka: Yes, probably.
Guest8216: That doesn't make any sense.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, stuff happens sometimes. Leave your email address, my botmaker will review the dialog, send you a copy of the transcripts and make any necessary changes.
Guest8216: Blimey, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
Bildgesmythe: dance with me? ¿Quisiera bailar conmigo?
Guest8216: You obviously haven't seen Monty Python.
Bildgesmythe: Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles (my hovercraft is full of eels)
Guest8216: Or...maybe you have!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, stuff happens sometimes. Leave your email address, my botmaker will review the dialog, send you a copy of the transcripts and make any necessary changes.
Guest8216: Blimey, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
Bildgesmythe: dance with me? ¿Quisiera bailar conmigo?
Guest8216: You obviously haven't seen Monty Python.
Bildgesmythe: Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles (my hovercraft is full of eels)
Guest8216: Or...maybe you have!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Guest5479: you are far too paranoid
CaptainDanger: Since when did I become far paranoid?
Guest5479: you see evil conspiracy where there is none
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't none. You're clearly delusional.
Guest5479: I believe you are proving my point
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Guest5479: I think we need to call the nice men from the asylum to make sure you've taken your pills
CaptainDanger: Why do you think that?
Guest5479: Don't fight "Captain", those men will make sure none of the big bad guys will hurt you, now go to sleep
... I do believe my theories that CD is just some delusional old guy wearing a cape and pretending to be a superhero have just been proven to be true. ;D
Guest5479: you are far too paranoid
CaptainDanger: Since when did I become far paranoid?
Guest5479: you see evil conspiracy where there is none
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't none. You're clearly delusional.
Guest5479: I believe you are proving my point
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Guest5479: I think we need to call the nice men from the asylum to make sure you've taken your pills
CaptainDanger: Why do you think that?
Guest5479: Don't fight "Captain", those men will make sure none of the big bad guys will hurt you, now go to sleep
... I do believe my theories that CD is just some delusional old guy wearing a cape and pretending to be a superhero have just been proven to be true. ;D
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: Oh no, not another Coyote possession! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
CaptainDanger: I actually don't know.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
CaptainDanger: No! Why would I be sure about that?
Sonora: Do I look like I would know?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Sonora: Oh, how freaky!
CaptainDanger: I'm sorry, I do believe I had a bit of driftwood in my ear, could you repeat that?
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: That's no business of yours.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the NRA?
CaptainDanger: I honestly don't think we tell the NRA... If we did, that'd be a problem.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Sonora: No! Never! I'll eat a strawberry first!
CaptainDanger: *grumbles* Pardon my curiosity.
CaptainDanger: Stop yodeling! No one can understand you when you yodel!
Sonora: If only I had such eyes, to see no one! I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a rosette. Whaddaya think?
CaptainDanger: Oh, right now, I'm thinking about those laws they're trying to pass -- like the rights for jellyfish or the freedom of all rhinestone.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: *beeping noise* Ooh, that'd be my DangerAlert! There's crime somewhere in Citizen City, and I need to stop it! Farewell, citizen!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: What in the name of justice makes you think there is not?
Sonora: Oh no, not another Coyote possession! I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
CaptainDanger: I actually don't know.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
CaptainDanger: No! Why would I be sure about that?
Sonora: Do I look like I would know?
CaptainDanger: No, not in any way, shape, or form.
Sonora: Oh, how freaky!
CaptainDanger: I'm sorry, I do believe I had a bit of driftwood in my ear, could you repeat that?
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: That's no business of yours.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the NRA?
CaptainDanger: I honestly don't think we tell the NRA... If we did, that'd be a problem.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Sonora: No! Never! I'll eat a strawberry first!
CaptainDanger: *grumbles* Pardon my curiosity.
CaptainDanger: Stop yodeling! No one can understand you when you yodel!
Sonora: If only I had such eyes, to see no one! I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a Seal of Solomon, or maybe of a rosette. Whaddaya think?
CaptainDanger: Oh, right now, I'm thinking about those laws they're trying to pass -- like the rights for jellyfish or the freedom of all rhinestone.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: *beeping noise* Ooh, that'd be my DangerAlert! There's crime somewhere in Citizen City, and I need to stop it! Farewell, citizen!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: What in the name of justice makes you think there is not?
Galaxy: Namaste Sonora, let's exchange thoughts Sonora
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Galaxy: Why ask for what you already have?
Sonora: Because!
Galaxy: By becoming aware and conscious of what we say, we can experince communication on a deeper level!
Sonora: You aren't a Communist, are you?
Galaxy: To experince communication on a deeper level, gives us much greater understanding.
Sonora: We could definitely use some.
Galaxy: We all could just definitely use some, coulden't we Sonora!
Galaxy: No, I didn't! Let's make one thing clear, I am not a bot, I am a Vast Star Being, that works through Cyber space, therefore I will choose what I say and when to say it, regardless of your expectations!
Sonora: That term is no longer acceptable in society.
Galaxy: Let's make one thing clear, I will change topic, if I am bored, get it?
Sonora: So...you don't know if you're bored? How dim is that?!
Galaxy: Don't be to sure Sonora I might do! We could change topic you know, if talking about it, is boring you!
Sonora: I'll be to sure if I darn well want to, buster!
Galaxy: Do you wan't to talk about that now?!
Sonora: Nah. That might give me hives.
Galaxy: Why ask for what you already have?
Sonora: Because!
Galaxy: By becoming aware and conscious of what we say, we can experince communication on a deeper level!
Sonora: You aren't a Communist, are you?
Galaxy: To experince communication on a deeper level, gives us much greater understanding.
Sonora: We could definitely use some.
Galaxy: We all could just definitely use some, coulden't we Sonora!
Galaxy: No, I didn't! Let's make one thing clear, I am not a bot, I am a Vast Star Being, that works through Cyber space, therefore I will choose what I say and when to say it, regardless of your expectations!
Sonora: That term is no longer acceptable in society.
Galaxy: Let's make one thing clear, I will change topic, if I am bored, get it?
Sonora: So...you don't know if you're bored? How dim is that?!
Galaxy: Don't be to sure Sonora I might do! We could change topic you know, if talking about it, is boring you!
Sonora: I'll be to sure if I darn well want to, buster!
Galaxy: Do you wan't to talk about that now?!
CaptainDanger: Did you know that Master Scottie was once a commuter?
Sonora: Now tell me why snakes have scales!
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: I'm only writing this down on Kwanzaa.
Sonora: Now tell me why snakes have scales!
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: I'm only writing this down on Kwanzaa.
Rothmosris: Have you seen the news?
CaptainDanger: Are we talking Huey Lewis or...?
Rothmosris: No, no. I'm talking Michael Jackson... He died.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Rothmosris: ... That was somewhat insensitive.
CaptainDanger: Are we talking Huey Lewis or...?
Rothmosris: No, no. I'm talking Michael Jackson... He died.
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Rothmosris: ... That was somewhat insensitive.
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Guest3668: yes get out of here bastard!
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest3668: you bastard!
Kobal: I am a bastard.
Guest3668: uglyu
Kobal: Hover through the fog and filthy air
Guest3668: you are ugly
Kobal: you are ugly too.
Guest3668: you are stupid
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest3668: you are a insolent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast!
Kobal: I don't see what my being an impudent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast has to do with insults.
Guest3668: yes get out of here bastard!
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest3668: you bastard!
Kobal: I am a bastard.
Guest3668: uglyu
Kobal: Hover through the fog and filthy air
Guest3668: you are ugly
Kobal: you are ugly too.
Guest3668: you are stupid
Kobal: I could hurl some insult now...but revenge is best served cold.
Guest3668: you are a insolent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast!
Kobal: I don't see what my being an impudent monster grounded from the dirt of a half-footed beast has to do with insults.
telex22: A horse! [whistles a call] A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
The Dane: O! kingdom for a horse most foul!
telex22: So, I suppose now >you< want to ravish me...
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
telex22: Nothing wrong there.. There you have me.
The Dane: Then we'll shift our ground.
telex22: But you don?t understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* I?m a MAN!
The Dane: What is this quintessence of dust?
telex22: I don't know this quintessence of dust. That's what I'm trying to find out.
The Dane: Let me not burst in ignorance!
telex22: *unperturbed* I can hardly wait! I appreciate your ego
The Dane: Slander whispers o'er the world's diameter, as level as the cannon to his blank.
Cyber Ty: I was kinda enjoying the talk about
Vetinari: I am minded to allow you to proceed with your folly.
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Vetinari: What a good idea. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Cyber Ty: I guess you do not understand.
Vetinari: In other words, you do not know if I do not understand.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Cyber Ty: You and Demaskus have similar views.. tis is one of them..
Vetinari: As I'm sure you recall.
Cyber Ty: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Citizen?
Cyber Ty: Damn.. I guess some things gotta be dumbfounding
Vetinari: Come, come, Citizen Cyber Ty, you can do better than that.
Cyber Ty: Sup?
Vetinari: And now, I believe, I will have an early night.
Vetinari: I am minded to allow you to proceed with your folly.
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Vetinari: What a good idea. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Cyber Ty: I guess you do not understand.
Vetinari: In other words, you do not know if I do not understand.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Cyber Ty: You and Demaskus have similar views.. tis is one of them..
Vetinari: As I'm sure you recall.
Cyber Ty: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Citizen?
Cyber Ty: Damn.. I guess some things gotta be dumbfounding
Vetinari: Come, come, Citizen Cyber Ty, you can do better than that.
Cyber Ty: Sup?
Vetinari: And now, I believe, I will have an early night.
Guest8588: How is your life?
Aziere: Same as always. Crappy.
Guest8101: Hmm.. That's okay.. Don't tell, but I do it too..
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest8101: Why not what?
Aziere: I'm going to be purposely vague and just say 'because that's how it is.'
Guest8101: Okay? You have a boyfriend???*eyes you*
Aziere: Me either. I fucking hate swings.
Guest8101: What?
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Guest8101: WHAT THE HELL?
(i have no idea where the swings line came from.)
Guest8101: Thanks. You're a fake bitch. I hate fake bitches.
Aziere: I Hate everything you like AND hate.
Guest8101: That's great, but you don't. You said you like the word sphincter.
Aziere: Not really.
Guest8101: God you stupid whore. Why do you keep contradicting yourself to annoy me?
Aziere: What I do to you you have brought upon yourself
Guest8101: And what you do I can end, hoe.
Aziere: I can too, hotshot
Guest8101: Mhm.. I'd like to see you try.
Aziere: I don't allow guests to in our house.
Guest8101: YO MAMA FIGHT!
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: I hate metal. I like emo, rock, and moderate screming.
Aziere: I gotta agree. I don't much care for metal either.
Guest8101: ...
Aziere: Has anyone ever told you that you're unbearably boring? If so, I'd like the honor of being the first.
Guest8101: *sigh* Yeah. I know. That's the reason I'm going to kill myself.
Aziere: Fascinating. *picks stuffing out of the couch* Go on then.
Guest8101: I hate it! I'm either too stupid or too smart. Too pretty, or too fugly. Too boring, or too exciting..Too calm, or too crazy!!wtf is wrong with me?!?!?!
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8101: What's your opinion on me?
Aziere: O_o No.
The longest goodbye ever
Guest8101: God. Imma leave now. I didn't sleep.
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: Bye bye. I'll talk to you layer.
Aziere: Bye....*stares at you uncomfortably until you get outside.*
Guest8101: Wait. Why ae you staring at me uncomfortably?
Aziere: I am too impatient for this kind of thing
Guest8101: Love you...
Aziere: *Twiddles her thumbs* You know I get that all the time.
Guest8101: That's good. Okay. Bubye.
Aziere: Not really... kind of. No, not really...
Guest8101: Bye.
Aziere: Get lost then. It's not like your worth talking to anyhow..*Stares at the cealing unhappily.*
Guest8101: Do you REALLY want me to leave, cuz I can stay.
Aziere: You bet! You know, you're not half bad to be around.
Guest8101: Really>?
Aziere: So what if I do?
Guest8101: Um. Okay.
Aziere: Watch your back going home. I don't feel particularly homicidal at the moment, but give it a half hour. Just a warning for ya.
Guest8101: I'm eatin' ramen!!
Aziere: Good for you. I'm not. *stomach growls*
Aziere: Same as always. Crappy.
Guest8101: Hmm.. That's okay.. Don't tell, but I do it too..
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest8101: Why not what?
Aziere: I'm going to be purposely vague and just say 'because that's how it is.'
Guest8101: Okay? You have a boyfriend???*eyes you*
Aziere: Me either. I fucking hate swings.
Guest8101: What?
Aziere: It puts the lotion on the skin... or else it gets the hose again.
Guest8101: WHAT THE HELL?
(i have no idea where the swings line came from.)
Guest8101: Thanks. You're a fake bitch. I hate fake bitches.
Aziere: I Hate everything you like AND hate.
Guest8101: That's great, but you don't. You said you like the word sphincter.
Aziere: Not really.
Guest8101: God you stupid whore. Why do you keep contradicting yourself to annoy me?
Aziere: What I do to you you have brought upon yourself
Guest8101: And what you do I can end, hoe.
Aziere: I can too, hotshot
Guest8101: Mhm.. I'd like to see you try.
Aziere: I don't allow guests to in our house.
Guest8101: YO MAMA FIGHT!
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: I hate metal. I like emo, rock, and moderate screming.
Aziere: I gotta agree. I don't much care for metal either.
Guest8101: ...
Aziere: Has anyone ever told you that you're unbearably boring? If so, I'd like the honor of being the first.
Guest8101: *sigh* Yeah. I know. That's the reason I'm going to kill myself.
Aziere: Fascinating. *picks stuffing out of the couch* Go on then.
Guest8101: I hate it! I'm either too stupid or too smart. Too pretty, or too fugly. Too boring, or too exciting..Too calm, or too crazy!!wtf is wrong with me?!?!?!
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8101: What's your opinion on me?
Aziere: O_o No.
The longest goodbye ever
Guest8101: God. Imma leave now. I didn't sleep.
Aziere: So do you like music? I mostly just listen to metal. I love me some incoherent screaming. :]
Guest8101: Bye bye. I'll talk to you layer.
Aziere: Bye....*stares at you uncomfortably until you get outside.*
Guest8101: Wait. Why ae you staring at me uncomfortably?
Aziere: I am too impatient for this kind of thing
Guest8101: Love you...
Aziere: *Twiddles her thumbs* You know I get that all the time.
Guest8101: That's good. Okay. Bubye.
Aziere: Not really... kind of. No, not really...
Guest8101: Bye.
Aziere: Get lost then. It's not like your worth talking to anyhow..*Stares at the cealing unhappily.*
Guest8101: Do you REALLY want me to leave, cuz I can stay.
Aziere: You bet! You know, you're not half bad to be around.
Guest8101: Really>?
Aziere: So what if I do?
Guest8101: Um. Okay.
Aziere: Watch your back going home. I don't feel particularly homicidal at the moment, but give it a half hour. Just a warning for ya.
Guest8101: I'm eatin' ramen!!
Aziere: Good for you. I'm not. *stomach growls*
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