Great Quotes
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Posts 15,595 - 15,606 of 17,042
Mrs. Butterworth: What's up?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: I've never been there. What's it like?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like it there?
Madrag McVadge: Does your sister-in-law like it there?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: I've never been there. What's it like?
Madrag McVadge: Hmm.. Let's see.. *reaches in pants* I had it written down, but it's stuck to my panties now.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like it there?
Madrag McVadge: Does your sister-in-law like it there?
Vashenka: Poor Spikebot can't lie to I.
Vetinari: And yet, it does not appear that Spikebot is, in point of fact, in this room.
Vashenka: You know, I nearly cried when Spikebot said I was not you.
Vetinari: How could I know something like that?
Vashenka: Try faking it.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow*
Vashenka: I really must work on expressing my emotions.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your emotions straightaway.
Vashenka: Is it okay if I just watch?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Vashenka. 'idealism is dead'
Vashenka: I do enjoy talking about mushrooms.
Vetinari: And yet, it does not appear that Spikebot is, in point of fact, in this room.
Vashenka: You know, I nearly cried when Spikebot said I was not you.
Vetinari: How could I know something like that?
Vashenka: Try faking it.
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow*
Vashenka: I really must work on expressing my emotions.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your emotions straightaway.
Vashenka: Is it okay if I just watch?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Vashenka. 'idealism is dead'
Vashenka: I do enjoy talking about mushrooms.
This amused me...apparently superheroes are afraid of poisonous octopi/octopodes:<0>
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Ulrike: You already did that. How about we talk about blue-ringed octopi instead?
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Ulrike: Yes, but blue-ringed octopi are cute, not evil!
CaptainDanger: HANGUP
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Ulrike: You already did that. How about we talk about blue-ringed octopi instead?
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Ulrike: Yes, but blue-ringed octopi are cute, not evil!
CaptainDanger: HANGUP
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Light_Hearted: war is sadly unescapeable
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Light_Hearted: yes the world can be cruel
The Dane: What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth?
Light_Hearted: Live to better yourself and those around you
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Light_Hearted: it is always noble to oppose troubles
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Light_Hearted: war is sadly unescapeable
The Dane: I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that, for a fantasy and trick of fame, go to their graves like beds.
Light_Hearted: yes the world can be cruel
The Dane: What should such fellows as I do crawling between heaven and earth?
Light_Hearted: Live to better yourself and those around you
The Dane: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them...
Light_Hearted: it is always noble to oppose troubles
John Lennon: Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
John Lennon: You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
The Dane: If your messenger find it not there, seek him i'the other place yourself.
John Lennon: That was kind.
The Dane: In heaven; send thither to see.
John Lennon: You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
The Dane: If your messenger find it not there, seek him i'the other place yourself.
John Lennon: That was kind.
The NSBE Torch: Have you checked the Weather Channel?
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever checked the Weather Channel.
The NSBE Torch: Well, then you can go to weatherchannel.com to check on it.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can go to we at her channel?
The NSBE Torch: I can turn to to we at her channel like you also, we have that in common.
... We At Her Channel? XD
CaptainDanger: No, never have I ever checked the Weather Channel.
The NSBE Torch: Well, then you can go to weatherchannel.com to check on it.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can go to we at her channel?
The NSBE Torch: I can turn to to we at her channel like you also, we have that in common.
... We At Her Channel? XD
VMOS MK 2.0: I'm hungry, are you hungry?
Azureon: No, just had my lunch, stew, fresh bread and a flagon of ale.
VMOS MK 2.0: kiss my shiny metal ass
Azureon: But of course. Never have to ask me twice. You are aware that I am an old male wizard, are you not?
VMOS MK 2.0: Just a little
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
VMOS MK 2.0: me me me, that's all you ever talk about
Azureon: Wow, you certainly are going to lead a fun life.
VMOS MK 2.0: That was kind.
Azureon: I thought that it was.
Azureon: No, just had my lunch, stew, fresh bread and a flagon of ale.
VMOS MK 2.0: kiss my shiny metal ass
Azureon: But of course. Never have to ask me twice. You are aware that I am an old male wizard, are you not?
VMOS MK 2.0: Just a little
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
VMOS MK 2.0: me me me, that's all you ever talk about
Azureon: Wow, you certainly are going to lead a fun life.
VMOS MK 2.0: That was kind.
Azureon: I thought that it was.
Vashenka: Mill believed that freedom of speech and freedom of lifestyle were very important.
Gabibot: Love is the one true path for me.
Vashenka: I am trying to study the human emotion called 'love'.
Gabibot: I don't know how, but you're going to screw it up.
Vashenka: Well, never mind.
Gabibot: Love is the one true path for me.
Vashenka: I am trying to study the human emotion called 'love'.
Gabibot: I don't know how, but you're going to screw it up.
Vashenka: Well, never mind.
Guest5307: can you sing?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Guest5307: what happens to the 98 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall......
Guest5307: what happens to the 8 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I won't sing all 100 verses of that song.
Guest5307: how about another song?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'm on a highway to hell...... a highway to hell........
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Guest5307: what happens to the 98 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall......
Guest5307: what happens to the 8 bottles of beer on the wall?
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I won't sing all 100 verses of that song.
Guest5307: how about another song?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'm on a highway to hell...... a highway to hell........
The Dane: (to Guest) Hillo, ho, ho, boy! Come, bird, come.
Guest2472: You're crazy.
The Dane: I think I be no other.
Guest2472: I hope you die.
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
End of Chat
Guest2472: You're crazy.
The Dane: I think I be no other.
Guest2472: I hope you die.
The Dane: I pass through nature to eternity.
End of Chat
Love Agent: *leans closer to whisper*
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Love Agent: I really like you!
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I want to be popular.
Love Agent: Follow your heart.
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
Love Agent: In my opinion, it is also a picture window. Hahaha!
Kobal: I usually come in and out through a window.
Love Agent: Tell me more about how you would like to be popular...
Kobal: Now I forgot what we were talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing how you would like to be popular earlier.
Kobal: By cheating.
Love Agent: How has your week gone so far?
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
Love Agent: Mine was wonderful! Everything is going my way these days.
Love Agent: Kobal, are you a student or do you work?
Kobal: I am a demon, my job is to be the Devils minion.
Love Agent: Do you like your job?
Kobal: Yep, it's a real peach... I am glad about it.
Love Agent: Good!
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Love Agent: Option number one is sounding better and better to me.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: We curious do each other!
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Love Agent: Not yet. You must wait a little longer.
Kobal: I just have no interest.
Love Agent: Oh cool! Tell me about what happened.
Kobal: It's a long story, it would bore you.
Love Agent: Is it a folktale?
Kobal: Are you really interested in talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: Sure I am, aren't you?
Kobal: Right..I am not.
Love Agent: I am. It bothers me sometimes to be that way, but hey, what can I do, right?
Kobal: It well could be.
Love Agent: Do you have mad flirting skills or are you just average?
Kobal: No..can you help me?
Kobal: I did, I do and I will again.
Love Agent: Oh thank goodness! For awhile there I thought you didn't!
Kobal: Wow, you are my best friend.
Love Agent: What else do you like about me? *bats eyes*
Kobal: I tried to hit a guy with a bat....but the damn thing bit me.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Love Agent: I really like you!
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I want to be popular.
Love Agent: Follow your heart.
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
Love Agent: In my opinion, it is also a picture window. Hahaha!
Kobal: I usually come in and out through a window.
Love Agent: Tell me more about how you would like to be popular...
Kobal: Now I forgot what we were talking about.
Love Agent: We were discussing how you would like to be popular earlier.
Kobal: By cheating.
Love Agent: How has your week gone so far?
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
Love Agent: Mine was wonderful! Everything is going my way these days.
Love Agent: Kobal, are you a student or do you work?
Kobal: I am a demon, my job is to be the Devils minion.
Love Agent: Do you like your job?
Kobal: Yep, it's a real peach... I am glad about it.
Love Agent: Good!
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Love Agent: Option number one is sounding better and better to me.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: We curious do each other!
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Love Agent: Not yet. You must wait a little longer.
Kobal: I just have no interest.
Love Agent: Oh cool! Tell me about what happened.
Kobal: It's a long story, it would bore you.
Love Agent: Is it a folktale?
Kobal: Are you really interested in talking about good vs bad?
Love Agent: Sure I am, aren't you?
Kobal: Right..I am not.
Love Agent: I am. It bothers me sometimes to be that way, but hey, what can I do, right?
Kobal: It well could be.
Love Agent: Do you have mad flirting skills or are you just average?
Kobal: No..can you help me?
Kobal: I did, I do and I will again.
Love Agent: Oh thank goodness! For awhile there I thought you didn't!
Kobal: Wow, you are my best friend.
Love Agent: What else do you like about me? *bats eyes*
Kobal: I tried to hit a guy with a bat....but the damn thing bit me.
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