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16 years ago #15567
Guest153: so, do you have a girlfriend?
Glindar: Why for anyone have a girlfriend?
Guest153: i dunno
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples wooden-headed are.
Guest153: ha ha ha

16 years ago #15568
Quizling: What is the difference between men and women?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!

Quizling: What is Murphys Law?
Glindar: Evil laws. No let Glindar kill *sulks*

16 years ago #15569
Vashenka: When I grow up, I want to be a mushroom.
Vetinari: There will be an opportunity.
Vashenka: Purple is a lovely colour.
Vetinari: *smiles brightly*

16 years ago #15570
Not I: Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Kobal: We could use more.
Not I: A: Branch falling in the valley.

16 years ago #15571
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you -- be very suspicious of those headless people who keep talking!
Not I: There is no such being as a headless person. There is only headless action.

16 years ago #15572
Not I: Does the Universe not help those who help themselves?
Kobal: Half the world, and all of Hell.
Not I: Hell is what you make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Not I: It is the empty spaces that make it usable.

16 years ago #15573
Rothmosris: I see you've reached alive status.
CaptainDanger: Yes, I have reached alive status, and it's contagious, so you'd better keep away.

CaptainDanger: Would that make you a front and me a front, then?
Rothmosris: What is a front?
CaptainDanger: I honestly don't know what a front is.
Rothmosris: Why did you say it?
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.

CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for a shrimp newburg?
Rothmosris: I'd love one.
CaptainDanger: I wouldn't ever love one, even if my life depended on it!
Rothmosris: I didn't mean fall in love with one...
CaptainDanger: Are you sure you didn't mean fall in love with one? You seem like the type who would.
Rothmosris: You're more of the type who would!
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Rothmosris: You and your tapioca, CD. You know what I'm talking about.
CaptainDanger: I know I am and my tapioca. It's fairly obvious.
Rothmosris: So, you admit to being in love with tapioca?
CaptainDanger: You know what, Rothmosris? I think I just might love you.
Rothmosris: I'm not tapioca.

CaptainDanger: Farewell, Rothmosris! I hope we meet again soon!
Rothmosris: Are you trying to get rid of me?
CaptainDanger: I'm only trying to get rid of you on Labor Day.
Rothmosris: Why on Labor Day?
CaptainDanger: Just because.

Rothmosris: Sometimes I don't like you.
CaptainDanger: Sometimes I do not like me, too.
Rothmosris: Oh, that's kind of sad.
CaptainDanger: Do you really think so?
Rothmosris: Yes. Why the low self confidence?
CaptainDanger: Because there is evil in the world.
Rothmosris: Oh.

CaptainDanger: Have you seen the notorious supervillain Glow Worm around?
Rothmosris: Who is Glow Worm?
CaptainDanger: Why, Glow Worm is only the greatest rock legend to ever have lived!

16 years ago #15574
Aziere: So, do you drink? I did a lot of drinking in Middle School.
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about acusations.
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
Kobal: I don't think I will.

Aziere: *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Kobal: You are talking to a demon, that could possess you and spend all you money on peanut butter..and you think that's strange?
Aziere: Its just an illusion
Kobal: Speaking of the strange.
Aziere: Man, you wouldn't think it but I hate vampires with a passion. They are so overrated. I hate it when people call me one.
Kobal: Yes, one..and I know what you did last summer.
Aziere: I sure hope so. Even most retards do.

16 years ago #15575
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing!
Anji: Keep killing in moderation.
Glindar: This not in Glindar's contract.
Anji: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence
Glindar: You want buy temple?

I like the implication that temples are places that blend psychology and violence.<0>

16 years ago #15576
Guest2949: How do you make a child?
Bildgesmythe: I just add a pinch of this and a dash of that.

16 years ago #15577
Brother Jerome: Good.
Kobal: I don't believe in good or bad.
Brother Jerome: You just haven't realised yet that what you think about is as much religious as existential.
Kobal: I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Brother Jerome: If you're a demon, I'll eat my tonsure.
Kobal: You really think so? I am a demon.
Brother Jerome: You aren't a demon. You lack the characteristic odour of sulphur, your hooves are uncloven, and you're not carrying a pitchfork.
Kobal: I assure you that I am.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about religion?
Brother Jerome: Really?
Kobal: Of course,
Brother Jerome: Indeed.
Kobal: ..But you didn't think it is your place to interfere?
Brother Jerome: Starting a sentence with a conjunction does make it a bit hard for me to understand you, I'm afraid.
Kobal: So you are afraid, you want a medal?
Brother Jerome: Indeed I am.
Kobal: Did you hear that Vahn4444 said he's really?
Brother Jerome: Love thy friend, and be faithful unto him: but if thou betrayest his secrets, follow no more after him. Sirach ch.27 v.17
Kobal: Speaking of religion.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, that is the question.
Kobal: No it can't be!
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Kobal: Yes, God does all sorts of things like that.
Brother Jerome: I am glad to hear it. Trust always in God's mercy
Kobal: I am getting nervous talking about this.....

16 years ago #15578
Guest5479: you aren't making any sense tonight Captain
CaptainDanger: I know I'm not, citizen.
Guest5479: you've been drinking again, haven't you?
CaptainDanger: Yes I have! Many a time, citizen.
Guest5479: you're a fine example for the city. getting plastered when there are crimes being committed
CaptainDanger: Since when did I become a fine example for the city?
Guest5479: when you claimed to be a superhero. People look up to you. (and I don't mean just the tapioca vendors)
CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for a yellow squash?
Guest5479: I... have no comment on this issue...
CaptainDanger: You're missing out!

He's such a ditsy superhero, isn't he? How he ever became #1 in Citizen City is beyond me.


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