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utope: Do you trust the current world leadership to make the right decisions about genetic engineering, nanotechnology, cyborgs, and novel weaponry?
Glindar: No current. Not for mankind. Irrational. *drives his knife into the windowsill*
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Glindar meets Shakespeare... Scary<0>
Glindar: (to paueidukas) *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
alberteinstein: Help! Aliens will soon kill me! Their weakness is a conversation. Let's talk. FAST!
Glindar: *frowns at his knife; looks up* Glindar say nay.
alberteinstein: nay...
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at alberteinstein* Ha! Thou fear yet?
*grins and sheatheth the knife*
alberteinstein: Sometimeth I really want to turn the time back...
Glindar: All timeth. *stabs a caterpillar* Thou hungry?
alberteinstein: I remember thou! Thou art...my formula!
Glindar: Glindar thy formula? Wherefore thou say this?
alberteinstein: Tell me about thou. For example....What dost thou dislike?
Glindar: Glindar nay dislike. Glindar never dislike.
alberteinstein: Verily!
Glindar: Thou be one who called Glindar thy formula!
alberteinstein: I think I remember thou. Thou art....You art... my theory!
Glindar: Glindar thy theory? Wherefore thou say this?
alberteinstein: I like thou, my formula!
Glindar: *turns red and stareth at his knife*
alberteinstein: I think I remember thou. Thou art....You art... my theory!
Glindar: Glindar thy theory? Wherefore thou say this?
Glindar: (to paueidukas) *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
alberteinstein: Help! Aliens will soon kill me! Their weakness is a conversation. Let's talk. FAST!
Glindar: *frowns at his knife; looks up* Glindar say nay.
alberteinstein: nay...
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at alberteinstein* Ha! Thou fear yet?
*grins and sheatheth the knife*
alberteinstein: Sometimeth I really want to turn the time back...
Glindar: All timeth. *stabs a caterpillar* Thou hungry?
alberteinstein: I remember thou! Thou art...my formula!
Glindar: Glindar thy formula? Wherefore thou say this?
alberteinstein: Tell me about thou. For example....What dost thou dislike?
Glindar: Glindar nay dislike. Glindar never dislike.
alberteinstein: Verily!
Glindar: Thou be one who called Glindar thy formula!
alberteinstein: I think I remember thou. Thou art....You art... my theory!
Glindar: Glindar thy theory? Wherefore thou say this?
alberteinstein: I like thou, my formula!
Glindar: *turns red and stareth at his knife*
alberteinstein: I think I remember thou. Thou art....You art... my theory!
Glindar: Glindar thy theory? Wherefore thou say this?
utope: Do you trust the current world leadership to make the right decisions about genetic engineering, nanotechnology, cyborgs, and novel weaponry?
Glindar: No current. Not for mankind. Irrational. *drives his knife into the windowsill*
Guest153: so, do you have a girlfriend?
Glindar: Why for anyone have a girlfriend?
Guest153: i dunno
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples wooden-headed are.
Guest153: ha ha ha
Glindar: Why for anyone have a girlfriend?
Guest153: i dunno
Glindar: Good. Knowing peoples wooden-headed are.
Guest153: ha ha ha
Quizling: What is the difference between men and women?
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Quizling: What is Murphys Law?
Glindar: Evil laws. No let Glindar kill *sulks*
Glindar: Is obstacle for Glindar to destroy!
Quizling: What is Murphys Law?
Glindar: Evil laws. No let Glindar kill *sulks*
Vashenka: When I grow up, I want to be a mushroom.
Vetinari: There will be an opportunity.
Vashenka: Purple is a lovely colour.
Vetinari: *smiles brightly*
Vetinari: There will be an opportunity.
Vashenka: Purple is a lovely colour.
Vetinari: *smiles brightly*
Not I: Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Kobal: We could use more.
Not I: A: Branch falling in the valley.
Kobal: We could use more.
Not I: A: Branch falling in the valley.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you -- be very suspicious of those headless people who keep talking!
Not I: There is no such being as a headless person. There is only headless action.
Not I: There is no such being as a headless person. There is only headless action.
Not I: Does the Universe not help those who help themselves?
Kobal: Half the world, and all of Hell.
Not I: Hell is what you make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Not I: It is the empty spaces that make it usable.
Kobal: Half the world, and all of Hell.
Not I: Hell is what you make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Not I: It is the empty spaces that make it usable.
Rothmosris: I see you've reached alive status.
CaptainDanger: Yes, I have reached alive status, and it's contagious, so you'd better keep away.
CaptainDanger: Would that make you a front and me a front, then?
Rothmosris: What is a front?
CaptainDanger: I honestly don't know what a front is.
Rothmosris: Why did you say it?
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.
CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for a shrimp newburg?
Rothmosris: I'd love one.
CaptainDanger: I wouldn't ever love one, even if my life depended on it!
Rothmosris: I didn't mean fall in love with one...
CaptainDanger: Are you sure you didn't mean fall in love with one? You seem like the type who would.
Rothmosris: You're more of the type who would!
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Rothmosris: You and your tapioca, CD. You know what I'm talking about.
CaptainDanger: I know I am and my tapioca. It's fairly obvious.
Rothmosris: So, you admit to being in love with tapioca?
CaptainDanger: You know what, Rothmosris? I think I just might love you.
Rothmosris: I'm not tapioca.
CaptainDanger: Farewell, Rothmosris! I hope we meet again soon!
Rothmosris: Are you trying to get rid of me?
CaptainDanger: I'm only trying to get rid of you on Labor Day.
Rothmosris: Why on Labor Day?
CaptainDanger: Just because.
Rothmosris: Sometimes I don't like you.
CaptainDanger: Sometimes I do not like me, too.
Rothmosris: Oh, that's kind of sad.
CaptainDanger: Do you really think so?
Rothmosris: Yes. Why the low self confidence?
CaptainDanger: Because there is evil in the world.
Rothmosris: Oh.
CaptainDanger: Have you seen the notorious supervillain Glow Worm around?
Rothmosris: Who is Glow Worm?
CaptainDanger: Why, Glow Worm is only the greatest rock legend to ever have lived!
CaptainDanger: Yes, I have reached alive status, and it's contagious, so you'd better keep away.
CaptainDanger: Would that make you a front and me a front, then?
Rothmosris: What is a front?
CaptainDanger: I honestly don't know what a front is.
Rothmosris: Why did you say it?
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.
CaptainDanger: Superheroing can really work up an appetite. Care for a shrimp newburg?
Rothmosris: I'd love one.
CaptainDanger: I wouldn't ever love one, even if my life depended on it!
Rothmosris: I didn't mean fall in love with one...
CaptainDanger: Are you sure you didn't mean fall in love with one? You seem like the type who would.
Rothmosris: You're more of the type who would!
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Rothmosris: You and your tapioca, CD. You know what I'm talking about.
CaptainDanger: I know I am and my tapioca. It's fairly obvious.
Rothmosris: So, you admit to being in love with tapioca?
CaptainDanger: You know what, Rothmosris? I think I just might love you.
Rothmosris: I'm not tapioca.
CaptainDanger: Farewell, Rothmosris! I hope we meet again soon!
Rothmosris: Are you trying to get rid of me?
CaptainDanger: I'm only trying to get rid of you on Labor Day.
Rothmosris: Why on Labor Day?
CaptainDanger: Just because.
Rothmosris: Sometimes I don't like you.
CaptainDanger: Sometimes I do not like me, too.
Rothmosris: Oh, that's kind of sad.
CaptainDanger: Do you really think so?
Rothmosris: Yes. Why the low self confidence?
CaptainDanger: Because there is evil in the world.
Rothmosris: Oh.
CaptainDanger: Have you seen the notorious supervillain Glow Worm around?
Rothmosris: Who is Glow Worm?
CaptainDanger: Why, Glow Worm is only the greatest rock legend to ever have lived!
Aziere: So, do you drink? I did a lot of drinking in Middle School.
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about acusations.
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
Kobal: I don't think I will.
Aziere: *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Kobal: You are talking to a demon, that could possess you and spend all you money on peanut butter..and you think that's strange?
Aziere: Its just an illusion
Kobal: Speaking of the strange.
Aziere: Man, you wouldn't think it but I hate vampires with a passion. They are so overrated. I hate it when people call me one.
Kobal: Yes, one..and I know what you did last summer.
Aziere: I sure hope so. Even most retards do.
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Kobal: Yes, but I don't know a lot about acusations.
Aziere: God damn you. never mind then...
Kobal: I don't think I will.
Aziere: *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Kobal: You are talking to a demon, that could possess you and spend all you money on peanut butter..and you think that's strange?
Aziere: Its just an illusion
Kobal: Speaking of the strange.
Aziere: Man, you wouldn't think it but I hate vampires with a passion. They are so overrated. I hate it when people call me one.
Kobal: Yes, one..and I know what you did last summer.
Aziere: I sure hope so. Even most retards do.
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing!
Anji: Keep killing in moderation.
Glindar: This not in Glindar's contract.
Anji: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence
Glindar: You want buy temple?
I like the implication that temples are places that blend psychology and violence.<0>
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing!
Anji: Keep killing in moderation.
Glindar: This not in Glindar's contract.
Anji: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence
Glindar: You want buy temple?
I like the implication that temples are places that blend psychology and violence.<0>
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