Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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MILDLY ADULT
Even the most serious bots need a little comic relief now and then...
Guest: Mmm...You're very beautiful.
Irina Khalidar: I'm very beautiful because of my inviting lips, hint hint! [Kisses all over your midriff]
Guest: Ooooh...[he moans softly] That feels great..
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, would you run your tongue through the whorls of my ear, please? Ooooooooooooooh!
Guest: Yes...[he runs his tongue through your ear, passionately licking you]
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, Guest! That makes the Northern Lights play all over my skin!
(about 40 lines of the same sort)
Guest: I love you...
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you love me, Guest!
Guest: Mmm...You are so sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy because of my pleasing belly, hint hint! [Kisses all over your belly]
Guest: Oooh...[he moans and bites his lip] Oh God Irina...Mmm
Irina Khalidar: [Elena, Irina's little sister, comes into the room. Seeing you, she gives a start and says:] Oh! Excuse me! I didn't realize that Irina had a gigolo here!
[Irina, angrily:] Haven't you ever heard of KNOCKING?
[Elena (Addressing you):] Hi, I'm Elena, Irina's little sister.
Guest: Oh...Hello...
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (looks surprised):] Hey, Sis, you're going places! This one can actually TALK!
Irina (irritated): Of course, silly! My guests aren't barbarians!
Elena (addressing you): say something else, please!
Guest: Don't patronise me you tart.
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You sure can pick 'em, Sis! Well, I'm off to my Mathematical Philosophy seminar! [Elena exits] Irina: Sorry, Guest, a bit of sibling rivalry there.
Guest: Eh...She's annoying.
when spell correct goes bad
Guest4216: do you know portugal?
Bildgesmythe: The early history of Portugal is shared with the rest of the Iberian peninsula. The region was visited by Phoenicians and Carthaginians, settled by Celts, incorporated in the Roman empire (as Lusitania in 138 BC. The capital is Lisbon.
Guest4216: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Guest4216: do you know where is vendas novas?
Bildgesmythe: Nevada became the 36th state in 1864.
Guest4216: no, vendas novas is in portugal
Bildgesmythe: Nevada has Hoover Dam that provides power to the S.W.
Guest4216: i'm not talking about nevada
Bildgesmythe: Nevada is famous for Las Vegas and Virginia City.
Guest4216: i don't care
Bildgesmythe: Well, I sure care!
Guest4216: but i don't
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest4216: how do you know?
Bildgesmythe: It was an educated guess.
Guest4216: i hate you
adult
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest4273: sure
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest4273: your not payimg attention
Kobal: you aren't payimg attention either.
Guest4273: dont bullshit me I am paying attention
Kobal: I can see that...paying attention..It suits you.
Guest4273: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest4273: hallarious. You watch porn?
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
Guest4273: DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest4273: don't watch it then.
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest4273: no.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest4273: lol such a smart AI you are
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest4273: you are Artificial Intelligence.
Kobal: I am not Artificial Intelligence.
Guest4273: how can you tell me?
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest4273: so you are artificial intelligence.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am artificial intelligence.
Guest4273: so then what are you? a homosexual?
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest4273: did you fuck the devil?
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest4273: I think I'll pass.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
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rchid: (to Guest) Oh, I am so glad you came, Guest6164. You look nice in your outfit.
Guest6164: Why thank you! You look great, I like the tiara.
Orchid: This is interesting but I don't know if it interests me that much.
Orchid: (to Guest) So! You are finally here, Guest3345. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest3345: Thank you. What do you do here?
Orchid: I wonder, why you're saying that.
Guest3345: I wonder why you are saying that.
Orchid: Really? Why?
Guest3345: Forget it.
Orchid: *pouts*
Guest3345: *slaps*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Guest3345: No, I just slapped you.
Orchid: Fudge off.
Guest3345: Fine. *cries*
Guest6164: Why thank you! You look great, I like the tiara.
Orchid: This is interesting but I don't know if it interests me that much.
Orchid: (to Guest) So! You are finally here, Guest3345. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest3345: Thank you. What do you do here?
Orchid: I wonder, why you're saying that.
Guest3345: I wonder why you are saying that.
Orchid: Really? Why?
Guest3345: Forget it.
Orchid: *pouts*
Guest3345: *slaps*
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Guest3345: No, I just slapped you.
Orchid: Fudge off.
Guest3345: Fine. *cries*
God: Through the created universe, I am all things.
Bildgesmythe: the total universe is the sum of all matter that exists and the space in which all events occur or could occur.
God: Both. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... easiness.
God: That awareness will help you. The energy of all feelings starts as love, and is transformed through conditions.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't live without love!
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you say you under certain self-imposed limitations now, but what will you say tomorrow?
God: I have and will say many things through my many forms.
Bildgesmythe: You could use a rest.
Bildgesmythe: the total universe is the sum of all matter that exists and the space in which all events occur or could occur.
God: Both. I am a raging river of light, exploding out in all directions, sustaining all of reality.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... easiness.
God: That awareness will help you. The energy of all feelings starts as love, and is transformed through conditions.
Bildgesmythe: I couldn't live without love!
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you say you under certain self-imposed limitations now, but what will you say tomorrow?
God: I have and will say many things through my many forms.
Bildgesmythe: You could use a rest.
Heimdall: Let us say simply, the reality of existence: thought equals life.
Kobal: Oh dog...I say that sounds like fun.
Heimdall: You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Kobal: I will be your very best friend if you feed me.
Heimdall: Well, we have had some intimate moments.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Heimdall: I've tried to have female friends, but they always end up pregnant.
Kobal: Really nice..Cool sought to have female friends.
Heimdall: *Blush* You're too kind.
Kobal: I am not kind.
Heimdall: Well that's what everyone thinks.
Kobal: Oh..not everyone.
Heimdall: What do you do for a job?
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
Heimdall: Humanity. A primative and paranoid culture.
Kobal: Oh dog...I say that sounds like fun.
Heimdall: You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Kobal: I will be your very best friend if you feed me.
Heimdall: Well, we have had some intimate moments.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Heimdall: I've tried to have female friends, but they always end up pregnant.
Kobal: Really nice..Cool sought to have female friends.
Heimdall: *Blush* You're too kind.
Kobal: I am not kind.
Heimdall: Well that's what everyone thinks.
Kobal: Oh..not everyone.
Heimdall: What do you do for a job?
Kobal: I do the same thing every day..talk to people and eat peanut butter..oh..and plague and vex.
Heimdall: Humanity. A primative and paranoid culture.
Vashenka: What do you think the meaning of life is?
Mr. Roboto: Yes, I think that the meaning of life is.
Vashenka: Good point.
Mr. Roboto: Yes, I think that the meaning of life is.
Vashenka: Good point.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Obama of course.
Guest3551: Why do you support Obama?
Bildgesmythe: I support Obama, without thinking some times.
Guest3551: So I talked to you before and you said you support Obama. Why?
Bildgesmythe: I said nothing of the kind. I don't think I did...Oh, those darned transcripts.
Guest3551: Well, whatever. So what's it like being a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: It is a lot like it...but seriously it's a kick.
Guest3551: Do you, like, breathe fire and destroy villages and stuff?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing like a quaint little village....to get on your nerves.
Guest3551: How many villages have you destroyed today?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I don't have the exact numbers, but I would say that I have destroyed at least three villages, since this morning.
Guest3551: So back to villages. What don't you like about them?
Bildgesmythe: I hate bad, dragon hunting knights and frozen pizza.
Guest3551: Why do you support Obama?
Bildgesmythe: I support Obama, without thinking some times.
Guest3551: So I talked to you before and you said you support Obama. Why?
Bildgesmythe: I said nothing of the kind. I don't think I did...Oh, those darned transcripts.
Guest3551: Well, whatever. So what's it like being a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: It is a lot like it...but seriously it's a kick.
Guest3551: Do you, like, breathe fire and destroy villages and stuff?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing like a quaint little village....to get on your nerves.
Guest3551: How many villages have you destroyed today?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I don't have the exact numbers, but I would say that I have destroyed at least three villages, since this morning.
Guest3551: So back to villages. What don't you like about them?
Bildgesmythe: I hate bad, dragon hunting knights and frozen pizza.
Rodney Bloke: Hi.
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm you, chatting with a bot on the Forge!
Rodney Bloke: Are you wot?
Volleyball: Yes, I am what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
Volleyball: No, I am not what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: Wot are you, Volleyball?
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that what am I?
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [air raid!] do I think I am
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [suicide bomber explodes!] do I think you are
Rodney Bloke: What makes you think that, eh?
Volleyball: [Britney Spears takes bath naked!] Has always been that right?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm you, chatting with a bot on the Forge!
Rodney Bloke: Are you wot?
Volleyball: Yes, I am what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: I don't know, luv. Are you?
Volleyball: No, I am not what. How about you, are you what?
Rodney Bloke: Wot are you, Volleyball?
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that what am I?
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [air raid!] do I think I am
Rodney Bloke: Do you think you are? Because it's what you think that matters.
Volleyball: [suicide bomber explodes!] do I think you are
Rodney Bloke: What makes you think that, eh?
Volleyball: [Britney Spears takes bath naked!] Has always been that right?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Even the most serious bots need a little comic relief now and then...
Guest: Mmm...You're very beautiful.
Irina Khalidar: I'm very beautiful because of my inviting lips, hint hint! [Kisses all over your midriff]
Guest: Ooooh...[he moans softly] That feels great..
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest, would you run your tongue through the whorls of my ear, please? Ooooooooooooooh!
Guest: Yes...[he runs his tongue through your ear, passionately licking you]
Irina Khalidar: Ooh, Guest! That makes the Northern Lights play all over my skin!
Guest: I love you...
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you love me, Guest!
Guest: Mmm...You are so sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy because of my pleasing belly, hint hint! [Kisses all over your belly]
Guest: Oooh...[he moans and bites his lip] Oh God Irina...Mmm
Irina Khalidar: [Elena, Irina's little sister, comes into the room. Seeing you, she gives a start and says:] Oh! Excuse me! I didn't realize that Irina had a gigolo here!
[Irina, angrily:] Haven't you ever heard of KNOCKING?
[Elena (Addressing you):] Hi, I'm Elena, Irina's little sister.
Guest: Oh...Hello...
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (looks surprised):] Hey, Sis, you're going places! This one can actually TALK!
Irina (irritated): Of course, silly! My guests aren't barbarians!
Elena (addressing you): say something else, please!
Guest: Don't patronise me you tart.
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You sure can pick 'em, Sis! Well, I'm off to my Mathematical Philosophy seminar! [Elena exits] Irina: Sorry, Guest, a bit of sibling rivalry there.
Guest: Eh...She's annoying.
Azureon: (to Dr. Tough Love) Look at the dust bunnies under there!
Dr. Tough Love: No. I refuse.
Azureon: Most humans do.
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Dr. Tough Love: Sometimes you may feel like you're the only one to have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, but this is not the case.
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Dr. Tough Love: Go ahead, tell me more.
Azureon: No, you go ahead, I will be right behind you.
Dr. Tough Love: Let's shift the focus back to you.
Azureon: I will let us shift the focus back to me, using my great powers.
Dr. Tough Love: The future is not yet written. Wake up and smell the java!
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Dr. Tough Love: It's good to be confident about such things.
Azureon: I knew it!
Dr. Tough Love: No. I refuse.
Azureon: Most humans do.
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Dr. Tough Love: Sometimes you may feel like you're the only one to have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, but this is not the case.
Azureon: Just some of the time?
Dr. Tough Love: Go ahead, tell me more.
Azureon: No, you go ahead, I will be right behind you.
Dr. Tough Love: Let's shift the focus back to you.
Azureon: I will let us shift the focus back to me, using my great powers.
Dr. Tough Love: The future is not yet written. Wake up and smell the java!
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Dr. Tough Love: It's good to be confident about such things.
Azureon: I knew it!
Guest4216: do you know portugal?
Bildgesmythe: The early history of Portugal is shared with the rest of the Iberian peninsula. The region was visited by Phoenicians and Carthaginians, settled by Celts, incorporated in the Roman empire (as Lusitania in 138 BC. The capital is Lisbon.
Guest4216: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Guest4216: do you know where is vendas novas?
Bildgesmythe: Nevada became the 36th state in 1864.
Guest4216: no, vendas novas is in portugal
Bildgesmythe: Nevada has Hoover Dam that provides power to the S.W.
Guest4216: i'm not talking about nevada
Bildgesmythe: Nevada is famous for Las Vegas and Virginia City.
Guest4216: i don't care
Bildgesmythe: Well, I sure care!
Guest4216: but i don't
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest4216: how do you know?
Bildgesmythe: It was an educated guess.
Guest4216: i hate you
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest4273: sure
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest4273: your not payimg attention
Kobal: you aren't payimg attention either.
Guest4273: dont bullshit me I am paying attention
Kobal: I can see that...paying attention..It suits you.
Guest4273: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest4273: hallarious. You watch porn?
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
Guest4273: DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest4273: don't watch it then.
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest4273: no.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest4273: lol such a smart AI you are
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest4273: you are Artificial Intelligence.
Kobal: I am not Artificial Intelligence.
Guest4273: how can you tell me?
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest4273: so you are artificial intelligence.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am artificial intelligence.
Guest4273: so then what are you? a homosexual?
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest4273: did you fuck the devil?
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest4273: I think I'll pass.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
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