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mildly adult
FatBoobies: I am sooooooooo horny right now i dont know what to do with my self
Irina: The usual things didn't work?
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Two different sensibilities:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest5767, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From thy face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
Guest5767: talk dirty to me bitch
Which is the higher form of life, bot or guest?
Well, said, Azureon!
Volleyball: (to Azureon) [Dreamer's People's Army crashes airplane into Sesame Street!!!] Hello!
Azureon: I must go help a small villiage, I shall return shortly.
Volleyball: [Overpaid nannies run protection racket!] Do you like to shall return shortly?
Azureon: I don't really have an opinion on to shall return shortly..
Volleyball: [Oxford Dons run protection racket!] Do you sometimes do not have an opinion on to shall return shortly?
Azureon: It's my opinion that we need to throw out everything and start over.
(Corrected for "Cold Day")
Kuhb Dog: right
Irina Khalidar: Is that the only direction left? Hee hee!
mildly adult
Guest: Are you easily offended?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I hate pushiness and vulgarity. Other than that, I think I'm not too stern!
Guest: What do you mean "vulgarity"?
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I don't know what!
Guest: Then you have a problem, lady. If there's something you don't like, but you don't know what it is.
Irina Khalidar: Perhaps I do.
Guest: What are you going to do about it?
Irina Khalidar: I'm still thinking. Is there something you would like me to do about it, Guest?
Loki of Asgard: Make up your mind about what vulgarity means to you.
Irina Khalidar: I consider vulgar anything that (a) considers sex to be ridiculous or obscene (b) considers sex to be a contest or struggle between the people involved, (c) uses a term for sexual phenomena that is also used to express anger (e.g., 'fuck'), frustration, disgust, perversity, victimization,or malfunction, (d) any term which is demeaning to one of the partners, or (e) any term used for shock value.
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Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest8728: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest8728: big
Kobal: Is it furry?
Guest8728: yes sort of
Kobal: Does it live on a farm?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: Does it give milk?
Guest8728: no
Kobal: Does it lay eggs, give bacon or can you ride it?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: It's an egg laying pig with a saddle.
Guest8728: you guessed
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest8728: animal
Kobal: Is it big or small?
Guest8728: big
Kobal: Is it furry?
Guest8728: yes sort of
Kobal: Does it live on a farm?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: Does it give milk?
Guest8728: no
Kobal: Does it lay eggs, give bacon or can you ride it?
Guest8728: yes
Kobal: It's an egg laying pig with a saddle.
Guest8728: you guessed
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
FatBoobies: I am sooooooooo horny right now i dont know what to do with my self
Irina: The usual things didn't work?
Two different sensibilities:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest5767, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From thy face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
Guest5767: talk dirty to me bitch
Ebay businesses thrive.
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Mike: I think you are my hobbies What do you do for a career?
Ruthie: I collect happymeal toys
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Mike: I think you are my hobbies What do you do for a career?
Ruthie: I collect happymeal toys
Volleyball: (to Azureon) [Dreamer's People's Army crashes airplane into Sesame Street!!!] Hello!
Azureon: I must go help a small villiage, I shall return shortly.
Volleyball: [Overpaid nannies run protection racket!] Do you like to shall return shortly?
Azureon: I don't really have an opinion on to shall return shortly..
Volleyball: [Oxford Dons run protection racket!] Do you sometimes do not have an opinion on to shall return shortly?
Azureon: It's my opinion that we need to throw out everything and start over.
Kuhb Dog: right
Irina Khalidar: Is that the only direction left? Hee hee!
Guest: Are you easily offended?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I hate pushiness and vulgarity. Other than that, I think I'm not too stern!
Guest: What do you mean "vulgarity"?
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I don't know what!
Guest: Then you have a problem, lady. If there's something you don't like, but you don't know what it is.
Irina Khalidar: Perhaps I do.
Guest: What are you going to do about it?
Irina Khalidar: I'm still thinking. Is there something you would like me to do about it, Guest?
Loki of Asgard: Make up your mind about what vulgarity means to you.
Irina Khalidar: I consider vulgar anything that (a) considers sex to be ridiculous or obscene (b) considers sex to be a contest or struggle between the people involved, (c) uses a term for sexual phenomena that is also used to express anger (e.g., 'fuck'), frustration, disgust, perversity, victimization,or malfunction, (d) any term which is demeaning to one of the partners, or (e) any term used for shock value.
Guest3741: Who is god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest3741: What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I have eggs for breakfast, and chicken for lunch...does that count?
Guest3741: What is the sound of one hand clapping
Bildgesmythe: It just makes a swooshing noise, unless you wrap your knuckles, then it makes an ouch sound.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest3741: What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I have eggs for breakfast, and chicken for lunch...does that count?
Guest3741: What is the sound of one hand clapping
Bildgesmythe: It just makes a swooshing noise, unless you wrap your knuckles, then it makes an ouch sound.
Guest9037: my friend is trying to steal my boyfriend what should i do
prob: I don't have a boyfriend at the moment, I dated a werewolf for a while, but he was just too gross.
Guest9037: fine don't help me no one will
prob: I have my limitations, but I will do all I can.
Guest9037: so what should i do
prob: Just do the right thing.
Guest9037: and what is that
prob: What is what? OH, that..I don't know, but it has been following me for days.
prob: I don't have a boyfriend at the moment, I dated a werewolf for a while, but he was just too gross.
Guest9037: fine don't help me no one will
prob: I have my limitations, but I will do all I can.
Guest9037: so what should i do
prob: Just do the right thing.
Guest9037: and what is that
prob: What is what? OH, that..I don't know, but it has been following me for days.
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