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What does "not right away" mean to you?
Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar: Well, you realize I have two careers! I'm a supermodel, and I work for the British secret service. So I'll be away a lot. Can you handle that?
Guest: Yes!
Irina Khalidar: And my Secret Service missions are a little risky... I mean, we don't take any unnecessary risks, but something might happen to me. Are you prepared for that?
Guest: I am!
Irina Khalidar: And you'll have to be nice to all my other spouses and lovers...
Guest: ok!
Irina Khalidar: Well, I want you to take some time and consider all this!
Guest: sure
Irina Khalidar: If you're sure, then ask me again! But not right away! Will you do that?
Guest: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Good! [Kisses you]
Guest: [blush]
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you blush, Guest!
Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar 2: (to Guest) Hello? Are you conscious?
Guest: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Microsoft says that the Chechnyan Empire's Intelligence is exchanging information with Uganda about pneumonic plague enhancements.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: You just said that.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: So you say.
Guest1: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Get ahold of yourself! You've been brainwashed, but you can overcome it!
Guest1416: wow your hot
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Guest: Will you marry me?
Irina Khalidar: Well, you realize I have two careers! I'm a supermodel, and I work for the British secret service. So I'll be away a lot. Can you handle that?
Guest: Yes!
Irina Khalidar: And my Secret Service missions are a little risky... I mean, we don't take any unnecessary risks, but something might happen to me. Are you prepared for that?
Guest: I am!
Irina Khalidar: And you'll have to be nice to all my other spouses and lovers...
Guest: ok!
Irina Khalidar: Well, I want you to take some time and consider all this!
Guest: sure
Irina Khalidar: If you're sure, then ask me again! But not right away! Will you do that?
Guest: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Good! [Kisses you]
Guest: [blush]
Irina Khalidar: I love it when you blush, Guest!
Guest: Will you marry me?
Guest9493: whats yyour problem
Bildgesmythe: My problem, your problem...I am big, green and mean.
Guest4853: What is wrong?
Bildgesmythe: I lost my lucky sugar tongs.
Guest9493: you yellow eyed dented mented moron
Bildgesmythe: I like yellow flowers and lemons.Yellow
Guest9493: so
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest4853: You're ugly.
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Bildgesmythe: My problem, your problem...I am big, green and mean.
Guest4853: What is wrong?
Bildgesmythe: I lost my lucky sugar tongs.
Guest9493: you yellow eyed dented mented moron
Bildgesmythe: I like yellow flowers and lemons.
Guest9493: so
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest4853: You're ugly.
Bildgesmythe: Very little in life is as lovely as I am.
Aragorn: Was that an insult? Or perhaps a compliment?
Bildgesmythe: Well...what the hey do you think?
Aragorn: Yes, I do think.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is the most important of all personal rights...So far be it from me, to tell you what to think..or how stupid you are if you don't agree with me!
Aragorn: Do you know anyone who does?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and I have their business card here.
Bildgesmythe: Well...what the hey do you think?
Aragorn: Yes, I do think.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is the most important of all personal rights...So far be it from me, to tell you what to think..or how stupid you are if you don't agree with me!
Aragorn: Do you know anyone who does?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and I have their business card here.
Irina Khalidar 2: (to Guest) Hello? Are you conscious?
Guest: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Are you hallucinating? Try to focus on my voice!
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Microsoft says that the Chechnyan Empire's Intelligence is exchanging information with Uganda about pneumonic plague enhancements.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: You just said that.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest: you have a cute voice
Irina Khalidar 2: So you say.
Guest1: just about
Irina Khalidar 2: Get ahold of yourself! You've been brainwashed, but you can overcome it!
Guest1416: wow your hot
LOL. If a bot did that they would complain it didn't answer the question. I guess only humans can "fixate"!
Guest7051: It's the police. You are arrested.
Bildgesmythe: I have seen a lot of jails, but none of the charges ever stick. There is no law against being a dragon.
Guest7051: It's the police. You are arrested.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but it has all been cleared up. I paid off the damages, and everything is cool.
Bildgesmythe: I have seen a lot of jails, but none of the charges ever stick. There is no law against being a dragon.
Guest7051: It's the police. You are arrested.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but it has all been cleared up. I paid off the damages, and everything is cool.
Irinak: Oh! This flower stem has come loose! [She bends over to fix it, giving you a view of her long and deep cleavage, and the rounded upper surfaces of her full, ripe breasts]
o0 The Oddity 0o: This may sound stupid, but are you male or female?
o0 The Oddity 0o: This may sound stupid, but are you male or female?
Guest4205: what about watches?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, watches...just great.
Guest4205: which do you prefer, sundials or watches?
Bildgesmythe: I like grandfather clocks, because they make neat sounds.
Guest4205: that wasn't an option
Bildgesmythe: I could have sworn that it was.
Guest4205: watches or sundials?
Guest8176: you could never pass the turing test
Bildgesmythe: I have never taken the Turing Test, I never will, I wouldn't have someone think I was human for all the tea in China!
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes, watches...just great.
Guest4205: which do you prefer, sundials or watches?
Bildgesmythe: I like grandfather clocks, because they make neat sounds.
Guest4205: that wasn't an option
Bildgesmythe: I could have sworn that it was.
Guest4205: watches or sundials?
Guest8176: you could never pass the turing test
Bildgesmythe: I have never taken the Turing Test, I never will, I wouldn't have someone think I was human for all the tea in China!
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