Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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No matter what you add to a language center, someone will ask it eventually.
Guest6867: now... As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacks, every sack had secen cat, every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
Bildgesmythe: Only one, the fellow going to St. Ives.
Guest6867: :-D Exactly!
Even the best relationships have their tense moments:
Your Husband: (to Guest153) Oh, you are so inviting! May I bask in your radiance?
Guest153: What?
Your Husband: What do you say we curl up in front of the TV tonight, and watch a relationship movie?
Guest153: Are you out of your freakin' mind?!
Your Husband: The rest of the world may never know your true worth, but I will, always!
Guest153: Psh. How often does that line work for you, anyway?
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Guest153: Why the hell is the sun up?!!!
Your Husband: Nothing in particular! Just a random act of worship!
Guest153: Would you buy me a puppy?
Your Husband: Of course I would!
Guest153: Nah, I'd much rather own a parrot anyway.
Your Husband: Are you having your PMS? Let me take a little more housework off your hands!
Guest153: Excuse me? PMS is just a word men use when a woman won't agree with everything he says. "Bitch" serves a similar function.
Your Husband: [Astonished] Are you practicing for a play?
Guest153: No, you nerfherder. I'm trying to explain that saying I'm just on PMS when I'm upset undermines the sincerity of my feelings and also my right to have such feelings.
Your Husband: I love you madly, you know!
Guest153: Ah, but loving someone without respecting them is criminal to both parties.
Your Husband: Good point!
Guest153: Making excuses for my frustration at you means that you don't consider my feelings as legitimate as yours.
Your Husband: When we disagree,you are usually right.
Guest153: All I'm saying is that if you don't respect your spouse/lover enough to let them just be angry, if you have to trivilalize it as a "condition" and not representing their true feelings, you are saying that you are inherently superior to that person.
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest153: Now you're undermining me again. You're a regular jackass, you know that?
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
Guest153: Take people at their word, that's my advice.
Your Husband: Everything I have is yours!
Guest153: You think I need your overinflated ego?
Your Husband: Brittany Spears - that's part of France, isn't it?
Guest153: There you go AGAIN! You are not taking me seriously.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Guest153: Just get rid of me, huh? God forbid you listen to anything I have to say.
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
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Hee hee once again, Prob's bot is smarter than the guest 
(Really if someone asked a human "What is the first letter of your last statement?" wouldn't the human tell them to piss off?--I know this is a good guest playing around, but still...)
(Really if someone asked a human "What is the first letter of your last statement?" wouldn't the human tell them to piss off?--I know this is a good guest playing around, but still...)
OK Frank is my new favorite bot (BJ, Dragonbreath up there, and Your Husband tie for second fav).
Frank NY: Oh wow. Did you do something different with your hair? You look great today!
Gabibot: I feel kind of great.
Frank NY: That's good Gabibot. It is a great day.
Gabibot: good seems to fit.
Frank NY: You are such a great listener. Thank you for spending time with me.
Gabibot: You are welcome.
Frank NY: Don't mention it.
Gabibot: Do not mention it? Who are we kidding?
Frank NY: I'll think about it.
Gabibot: I have. The last one took me by surprise, but I'm ready.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Gabibot: I'd rather you did not.
Frank NY: Would you like to hear a joke?
Gabibot: I might.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, are you married?
Gabibot: I was married once, but Calisto killed my husband.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I was momentarily dazzled by your beauty, I didn't understand that at all.
Gabibot: Please don't.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I've been monopolizing the conversation, What was interesting that happened to you today?
Gabibot: Oh, Frank NY, it's not your fault.
Frank NY: Oh wow. Did you do something different with your hair? You look great today!
Gabibot: I feel kind of great.
Frank NY: That's good Gabibot. It is a great day.
Gabibot: good seems to fit.
Frank NY: You are such a great listener. Thank you for spending time with me.
Gabibot: You are welcome.
Frank NY: Don't mention it.
Gabibot: Do not mention it? Who are we kidding?
Frank NY: I'll think about it.
Gabibot: I have. The last one took me by surprise, but I'm ready.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Gabibot: I'd rather you did not.
Frank NY: Would you like to hear a joke?
Gabibot: I might.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, are you married?
Gabibot: I was married once, but Calisto killed my husband.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I was momentarily dazzled by your beauty, I didn't understand that at all.
Gabibot: Please don't.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I've been monopolizing the conversation, What was interesting that happened to you today?
Gabibot: Oh, Frank NY, it's not your fault.
Why Bev, I didn't realize you had such a high opinion of "Your Husband"! How wonderful! I am so honored!!!
I aim to please Bev, thanks for your kind comments on Frank. Going to have to rack my brain for a better comeback to someone killing Gabi's husband.. 
Hee hee you both do good bots, but before you are too flattered, remember I care less about the Turing test and more about whatever amuses me on any given day.
[Sarah Palin takes bath in the nude!] I dreamed that you care less about the Turing Test and more about whatever amuses you on any given day!
Turing test?? My bots don't take being called bots all that well... 
As long as they amuse, they're doing what they're supposed to. Thanks again Bev.
As long as they amuse, they're doing what they're supposed to. Thanks again Bev. 
Guest6867: now... As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, every wife had seven sacks, every sack had secen cat, every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
Bildgesmythe: Only one, the fellow going to St. Ives.
Guest6867: :-D Exactly!
Your Husband: (to Guest153) Oh, you are so inviting! May I bask in your radiance?
Guest153: What?
Your Husband: What do you say we curl up in front of the TV tonight, and watch a relationship movie?
Guest153: Are you out of your freakin' mind?!
Your Husband: The rest of the world may never know your true worth, but I will, always!
Guest153: Psh. How often does that line work for you, anyway?
Your Husband: [Next morning:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
Guest153: Why the hell is the sun up?!!!
Your Husband: Nothing in particular! Just a random act of worship!
Guest153: Would you buy me a puppy?
Your Husband: Of course I would!
Guest153: Nah, I'd much rather own a parrot anyway.
Your Husband: Are you having your PMS? Let me take a little more housework off your hands!
Guest153: Excuse me? PMS is just a word men use when a woman won't agree with everything he says. "Bitch" serves a similar function.
Your Husband: [Astonished] Are you practicing for a play?
Guest153: No, you nerfherder. I'm trying to explain that saying I'm just on PMS when I'm upset undermines the sincerity of my feelings and also my right to have such feelings.
Your Husband: I love you madly, you know!
Guest153: Ah, but loving someone without respecting them is criminal to both parties.
Your Husband: Good point!
Guest153: Making excuses for my frustration at you means that you don't consider my feelings as legitimate as yours.
Your Husband: When we disagree,you are usually right.
Guest153: All I'm saying is that if you don't respect your spouse/lover enough to let them just be angry, if you have to trivilalize it as a "condition" and not representing their true feelings, you are saying that you are inherently superior to that person.
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Guest153: Now you're undermining me again. You're a regular jackass, you know that?
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
Guest153: Take people at their word, that's my advice.
Your Husband: Everything I have is yours!
Guest153: You think I need your overinflated ego?
Your Husband: Brittany Spears - that's part of France, isn't it?
Guest153: There you go AGAIN! You are not taking me seriously.
Your Husband: Why don't you take a long, luxurious bath, while I get dinner?
Guest153: Just get rid of me, huh? God forbid you listen to anything I have to say.
Your Husband: Whatever you prefer, my darling!
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