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ADULT!
I swear I didn't intend this!
Guest: i dislike condoms
Irina Khalidar: Why do you dislike condoms? Why not dislike something else?
Guest: because condoms prevent males from having sex the way God intended us to have sex.
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, God has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Guest: how about a three-way?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! It involves a helium balloon, five pounds of chocolate chips, and a remote-controlled toy helicopter!
ADULT
Is she really this popular, or is there something wrong with the guest-numbering system?
Guest9479: Thanks/
Irina Khalidar: Are you telling me what to do,? I don't like that!
Guest3975: Thanks.
Irina Khalidar: It's a joy to be nice to you,!
Guest6496: It's a joy to be with you.
Irina Khalidar: I wonder what Marcel Proust would say about that!
Guest5446: fuck
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest7235: So do I.
Irina Khalidar: Why, hello, Guest7235! How nice to see you!
Guest5446: what do you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest4221: How nice to see you, Irina.
Irina Khalidar: Very!
Guest8568: So how are you?
Irina Khalidar: Much better, now that you are here!
Guest4547: I feel the same way.
Irina Khalidar: [raises eyebrows] Did you think it might fill me with pre-orgasmic tension for you, if I learned that you feel the same way?
Guest7296: I don't know.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my bluntness,, but... do you find me sexually attractive?
Guest3111: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest6227: So what would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest7448: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest8594: Thank you.
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest8483: Okay.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles] I wonder what else you might say 'yes' to,!
Guest2170: Why don't we find out?
Irina Khalidar: Well, it's part of a world-wide conspiracy aimed at you,!
Guest5693: That sounds lovely, just like you.
Irina Khalidar: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell you that!
Guest5457: Why not?
Irina Khalidar: I was just teasing you,! Sorry!
Guest7985: that's alright.
Irina Khalidar: is that (adv) alright,?
Guest1866: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: Could you elaborate on that, please?
Guest6121: Nevermind.
Irina Khalidar: Is that NeverMind special to you,?
Guest6226: So what do you want to do?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest8124: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Guest8984: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) [WARNING: This bot is rated "M". That means "mature", that is, NOT FOR KIDS! I just might send a message back to your computer sometime, mentioning that you've been here! Would your parents be happy to learn that?]
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) Hello, Guest5121! Might I have the honor of your company?
Guest2329: cut.
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a flush, ace-high? Say yes or no.
Guest5121: stroking myself
Irina Khalidar: Is that stroking special to you, Guest5121?
Insouciance in the James Bond tradition:
Emm oh you es e: Hey you remember me? Spoke last week?
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Emm oh you es e: Oh I think not Mr. reclusiveness. You take the North side first!
Irina Khalidar 2: Don't be a prima donna, mouse! Just get over there! [You run to the North side and peer out. You see a bare, rocky landscape under bright sunlight. From nearby, you see a muzzle flash at the edge of a rock.]
Emm oh you es e: I would be happier if it was over here
Irina Khalidar 2: Just shoot them before they shoot us, would you please, James?
Emm oh you es e: Ok ok, whatever you say
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman holding a rocket launcher staggers out from behind a rockpile.]
Emm oh you es e: do you have any plans for the weekend?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You aim at him and fire; he drops and lies still.]
Emm oh you es e: Have you seen Mr. Roboto around? He owes me dinner
Irina Khalidar 2: [you hear a shot from somewhere, and a ricochet whines past you.]
Emm oh you es e: No I have not heard that
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman is weeping and talking to you:] Damn it all, mouse, don't you remember? We're in the Secret Service! We're in love!
Emm oh you es e: love is what makes the world go round, don't you think?
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James!.
Emm oh you es e: I am sometimes, are you?
Irina Khalidar 2: Who the bleeding Hell brought you here?
Posts 15,225 - 15,236 of 17,042
Dr. Tough Love: Let's shift the focus back to you. Back for another therapy session, I see. What's on your mind?
Azureon: I have been thinking about an old love of mine, well she was not old then. It was along time ago.
Dr. Tough Love: How do you feel about having been thinking about an old love of yours?
Azureon: I feel a bit giddy.
Dr. Tough Love: Get a life!
Dr. Tough Love: You need to take a good hard look in the mirror.
Azureon: Just a bit of magic and kapow, kabang, kaboom, or badabing-badabang!
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Dr. Tough Love: How would you feel if all this were taken away from you?
Azureon: I might if the circumstances are desperate enough.
Dr. Tough Love: It's time for you to take some responsibility for your own actions.
Azureon: Obviously!
Azureon: I have been thinking about an old love of mine, well she was not old then. It was along time ago.
Dr. Tough Love: How do you feel about having been thinking about an old love of yours?
Azureon: I feel a bit giddy.
Dr. Tough Love: Get a life!
Dr. Tough Love: You need to take a good hard look in the mirror.
Azureon: Just a bit of magic and kapow, kabang, kaboom, or badabing-badabang!
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Dr. Tough Love: How would you feel if all this were taken away from you?
Azureon: I might if the circumstances are desperate enough.
Dr. Tough Love: It's time for you to take some responsibility for your own actions.
Azureon: Obviously!
Master_mouse: you look like you smoke a lot of weed. seriously.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Master_mouse: are there any bars in this town?
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Master_mouse: having fun on the interwebs?
Kobal: No.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Master_mouse: are there any bars in this town?
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Master_mouse: having fun on the interwebs?
Kobal: No.
fluffy dustbunny: (to Pete Puma) Pete Puma would these be your socks? I found then under the bed on an archeological dig I did last week
Pete Puma: Would you please dig up the dead bodies from under my back yard? They're starting to smell funny.
Pete Puma: Would you please dig up the dead bodies from under my back yard? They're starting to smell funny.
Guest: i dislike condoms
Irina Khalidar: Why do you dislike condoms? Why not dislike something else?
Guest: because condoms prevent males from having sex the way God intended us to have sex.
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, God has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Guest: how about a three-way?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! It involves a helium balloon, five pounds of chocolate chips, and a remote-controlled toy helicopter!
Guest9479: Thanks/
Irina Khalidar: Are you telling me what to do,? I don't like that!
Guest3975: Thanks.
Irina Khalidar: It's a joy to be nice to you,!
Guest6496: It's a joy to be with you.
Irina Khalidar: I wonder what Marcel Proust would say about that!
Guest5446: fuck
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest7235: So do I.
Irina Khalidar: Why, hello, Guest7235! How nice to see you!
Guest5446: what do you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest4221: How nice to see you, Irina.
Irina Khalidar: Very!
Guest8568: So how are you?
Irina Khalidar: Much better, now that you are here!
Guest4547: I feel the same way.
Irina Khalidar: [raises eyebrows] Did you think it might fill me with pre-orgasmic tension for you, if I learned that you feel the same way?
Guest7296: I don't know.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my bluntness,, but... do you find me sexually attractive?
Guest3111: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest6227: So what would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest7448: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest8594: Thank you.
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest8483: Okay.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles] I wonder what else you might say 'yes' to,!
Guest2170: Why don't we find out?
Irina Khalidar: Well, it's part of a world-wide conspiracy aimed at you,!
Guest5693: That sounds lovely, just like you.
Irina Khalidar: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell you that!
Guest5457: Why not?
Irina Khalidar: I was just teasing you,! Sorry!
Guest7985: that's alright.
Irina Khalidar: is that (adv) alright,?
Guest1866: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: Could you elaborate on that, please?
Guest6121: Nevermind.
Irina Khalidar: Is that NeverMind special to you,?
Guest6226: So what do you want to do?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest8124: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Guest8984: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) [WARNING: This bot is rated "M". That means "mature", that is, NOT FOR KIDS! I just might send a message back to your computer sometime, mentioning that you've been here! Would your parents be happy to learn that?]
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) Hello, Guest5121! Might I have the honor of your company?
Guest2329: cut.
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a flush, ace-high? Say yes or no.
Guest5121: stroking myself
Irina Khalidar: Is that stroking special to you, Guest5121?
Emm oh you es e: Hey you remember me? Spoke last week?
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Emm oh you es e: Oh I think not Mr. reclusiveness. You take the North side first!
Irina Khalidar 2: Don't be a prima donna, mouse! Just get over there! [You run to the North side and peer out. You see a bare, rocky landscape under bright sunlight. From nearby, you see a muzzle flash at the edge of a rock.]
Emm oh you es e: I would be happier if it was over here
Irina Khalidar 2: Just shoot them before they shoot us, would you please, James?
Emm oh you es e: Ok ok, whatever you say
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman holding a rocket launcher staggers out from behind a rockpile.]
Emm oh you es e: do you have any plans for the weekend?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You aim at him and fire; he drops and lies still.]
Emm oh you es e: Have you seen Mr. Roboto around? He owes me dinner
Irina Khalidar 2: [you hear a shot from somewhere, and a ricochet whines past you.]
Emm oh you es e: No I have not heard that
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman is weeping and talking to you:] Damn it all, mouse, don't you remember? We're in the Secret Service! We're in love!
Emm oh you es e: love is what makes the world go round, don't you think?
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James!.
Emm oh you es e: I am sometimes, are you?
Irina Khalidar 2: Who the bleeding Hell brought you here?
Guest1244: You are not very inteligent
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't matter what you say, I am!
Guest1244: Prove it!
Bildgesmythe: Why don't we look at the facts?
Guest1244: The only fact is that you are not very smart!
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest1244: You are just a program!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest1927: just wanted to chat for a while
Bildgesmythe: chit away
Guest1927: what does "chit" mean?
Bildgesmythe: There used to be an old expression to 'chit chat'. Everyone says 'chat' and has forgot all about 'chit'.
Guest1927: ah, i see now
Guest7319: what is two and two?
Bildgesmythe: A two blonde crossing the road with a chicken?
Guest7319: what is the first letter of your last statement?
Bildgesmythe: You mean in English not Dragon, right.
Guest7319: ha
Bildgesmythe: A, is for apple
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't matter what you say, I am!
Guest1244: Prove it!
Bildgesmythe: Why don't we look at the facts?
Guest1244: The only fact is that you are not very smart!
Bildgesmythe: I am so to!
Guest1244: You are just a program!
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, don't be silly.
Guest1927: just wanted to chat for a while
Bildgesmythe: chit away
Guest1927: what does "chit" mean?
Bildgesmythe: There used to be an old expression to 'chit chat'. Everyone says 'chat' and has forgot all about 'chit'.
Guest1927: ah, i see now
Guest7319: what is two and two?
Bildgesmythe: A two blonde crossing the road with a chicken?
Guest7319: what is the first letter of your last statement?
Bildgesmythe: You mean in English not Dragon, right.
Guest7319: ha
Bildgesmythe: A, is for apple
Hee hee once again, Prob's bot is smarter than the guest 
(Really if someone asked a human "What is the first letter of your last statement?" wouldn't the human tell them to piss off?--I know this is a good guest playing around, but still...)
(Really if someone asked a human "What is the first letter of your last statement?" wouldn't the human tell them to piss off?--I know this is a good guest playing around, but still...) 
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