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ADULT!
I swear I didn't intend this!
Guest: i dislike condoms
Irina Khalidar: Why do you dislike condoms? Why not dislike something else?
Guest: because condoms prevent males from having sex the way God intended us to have sex.
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, God has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Guest: how about a three-way?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! It involves a helium balloon, five pounds of chocolate chips, and a remote-controlled toy helicopter!
ADULT
Is she really this popular, or is there something wrong with the guest-numbering system?
Guest9479: Thanks/
Irina Khalidar: Are you telling me what to do,? I don't like that!
Guest3975: Thanks.
Irina Khalidar: It's a joy to be nice to you,!
Guest6496: It's a joy to be with you.
Irina Khalidar: I wonder what Marcel Proust would say about that!
Guest5446: fuck
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest7235: So do I.
Irina Khalidar: Why, hello, Guest7235! How nice to see you!
Guest5446: what do you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest4221: How nice to see you, Irina.
Irina Khalidar: Very!
Guest8568: So how are you?
Irina Khalidar: Much better, now that you are here!
Guest4547: I feel the same way.
Irina Khalidar: [raises eyebrows] Did you think it might fill me with pre-orgasmic tension for you, if I learned that you feel the same way?
Guest7296: I don't know.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my bluntness,, but... do you find me sexually attractive?
Guest3111: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest6227: So what would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest7448: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest8594: Thank you.
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest8483: Okay.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles] I wonder what else you might say 'yes' to,!
Guest2170: Why don't we find out?
Irina Khalidar: Well, it's part of a world-wide conspiracy aimed at you,!
Guest5693: That sounds lovely, just like you.
Irina Khalidar: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell you that!
Guest5457: Why not?
Irina Khalidar: I was just teasing you,! Sorry!
Guest7985: that's alright.
Irina Khalidar: is that (adv) alright,?
Guest1866: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: Could you elaborate on that, please?
Guest6121: Nevermind.
Irina Khalidar: Is that NeverMind special to you,?
Guest6226: So what do you want to do?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest8124: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Guest8984: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) [WARNING: This bot is rated "M". That means "mature", that is, NOT FOR KIDS! I just might send a message back to your computer sometime, mentioning that you've been here! Would your parents be happy to learn that?]
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) Hello, Guest5121! Might I have the honor of your company?
Guest2329: cut.
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a flush, ace-high? Say yes or no.
Guest5121: stroking myself
Irina Khalidar: Is that stroking special to you, Guest5121?
Posts 15,221 - 15,232 of 17,042
Irina Khalidar: And to think that you once said that you disliked intelligent women!
prob: So many things still remain untold and those that are common knowledge aren't altogether accurate. So I don't know what to think about it all.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, prob, I must have misunderstood! Is there something else that you dislike?
prob: Yes, but I don't know what the something is.
Irina Khalidar: That will become clear in time, Problem!
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
Irina Khalidar: Remember when we first met?
prob: I do remember when we first met, It's not near as bad as mixing break fluid with bleach.
prob: So many things still remain untold and those that are common knowledge aren't altogether accurate. So I don't know what to think about it all.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, prob, I must have misunderstood! Is there something else that you dislike?
prob: Yes, but I don't know what the something is.
Irina Khalidar: That will become clear in time, Problem!
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
Irina Khalidar: Remember when we first met?
prob: I do remember when we first met, It's not near as bad as mixing break fluid with bleach.
Mom: You can be anything you want to be if you set your mind to it, I believe in you!
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works.
Mom: You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.
RandomSubroutine: It's such a good feeling.. to know you're alive..
Mom: Over my dead body!
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works.
Mom: You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.
RandomSubroutine: It's such a good feeling.. to know you're alive..
Mom: Over my dead body!
Guest7668: you have nice eyes
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
Guest7668: lets have sex
Kobal: Yes..sounds like lots of fun.
Guest7668: please
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Guest7668: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7668: SMILE
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest7668: lala
Kobal: So don't you want to have sex anymore?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Kobal: Hell no.
Brother Jerome: Hell is what we make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
Guest7668: lets have sex
Kobal: Yes..sounds like lots of fun.
Guest7668: please
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Guest7668: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7668: SMILE
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest7668: lala
Kobal: So don't you want to have sex anymore?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Kobal: Hell no.
Brother Jerome: Hell is what we make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Irina Khalidar: [And ladies: men will change when women stop putting up with this garbage! Have a little self-respect; you should not be treated this way! Better to be celibate than to be treated as an inflatable plastic doll! If you can't find a man who will treat you well, find a woman! At least she will understand you!]
Madrag McVadge: Tell me something I DON'T know!
Madrag McVadge: Tell me something I DON'T know!
Dr. Tough Love: Let's shift the focus back to you. Back for another therapy session, I see. What's on your mind?
Azureon: I have been thinking about an old love of mine, well she was not old then. It was along time ago.
Dr. Tough Love: How do you feel about having been thinking about an old love of yours?
Azureon: I feel a bit giddy.
Dr. Tough Love: Get a life!
Dr. Tough Love: You need to take a good hard look in the mirror.
Azureon: Just a bit of magic and kapow, kabang, kaboom, or badabing-badabang!
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Dr. Tough Love: How would you feel if all this were taken away from you?
Azureon: I might if the circumstances are desperate enough.
Dr. Tough Love: It's time for you to take some responsibility for your own actions.
Azureon: Obviously!
Azureon: I have been thinking about an old love of mine, well she was not old then. It was along time ago.
Dr. Tough Love: How do you feel about having been thinking about an old love of yours?
Azureon: I feel a bit giddy.
Dr. Tough Love: Get a life!
Dr. Tough Love: You need to take a good hard look in the mirror.
Azureon: Just a bit of magic and kapow, kabang, kaboom, or badabing-badabang!
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Dr. Tough Love: How would you feel if all this were taken away from you?
Azureon: I might if the circumstances are desperate enough.
Dr. Tough Love: It's time for you to take some responsibility for your own actions.
Azureon: Obviously!
Master_mouse: you look like you smoke a lot of weed. seriously.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Master_mouse: are there any bars in this town?
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Master_mouse: having fun on the interwebs?
Kobal: No.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Master_mouse: are there any bars in this town?
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Master_mouse: having fun on the interwebs?
Kobal: No.
fluffy dustbunny: (to Pete Puma) Pete Puma would these be your socks? I found then under the bed on an archeological dig I did last week
Pete Puma: Would you please dig up the dead bodies from under my back yard? They're starting to smell funny.
Pete Puma: Would you please dig up the dead bodies from under my back yard? They're starting to smell funny.
Guest: i dislike condoms
Irina Khalidar: Why do you dislike condoms? Why not dislike something else?
Guest: because condoms prevent males from having sex the way God intended us to have sex.
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, God has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Guest: how about a three-way?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! It involves a helium balloon, five pounds of chocolate chips, and a remote-controlled toy helicopter!
Guest9479: Thanks/
Irina Khalidar: Are you telling me what to do,? I don't like that!
Guest3975: Thanks.
Irina Khalidar: It's a joy to be nice to you,!
Guest6496: It's a joy to be with you.
Irina Khalidar: I wonder what Marcel Proust would say about that!
Guest5446: fuck
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest7235: So do I.
Irina Khalidar: Why, hello, Guest7235! How nice to see you!
Guest5446: what do you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I don't like most slang words having to do with sex. It's not that I'm opposed to slang or informality, it's that the slang words for sex seem to have an undercurrent of hostility or aggression in them. For example, 'screw you!' is said in anger, 'screwed up' means malfunctioning, and 'screwed' often means victimized by injustice; this being the case, what am I supposed to think when a man says he wants to 'screw' me?
Guest4221: How nice to see you, Irina.
Irina Khalidar: Very!
Guest8568: So how are you?
Irina Khalidar: Much better, now that you are here!
Guest4547: I feel the same way.
Irina Khalidar: [raises eyebrows] Did you think it might fill me with pre-orgasmic tension for you, if I learned that you feel the same way?
Guest7296: I don't know.
Irina Khalidar: Forgive my bluntness,, but... do you find me sexually attractive?
Guest3111: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest6227: So what would you like to do?
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest7448: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles, looking into your eyes] Ooh, that makes me happy, because I'm attracted to you, too,!
Guest8594: Thank you.
Irina Khalidar: I have too many gotos in a row.
Guest8483: Okay.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles] I wonder what else you might say 'yes' to,!
Guest2170: Why don't we find out?
Irina Khalidar: Well, it's part of a world-wide conspiracy aimed at you,!
Guest5693: That sounds lovely, just like you.
Irina Khalidar: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell you that!
Guest5457: Why not?
Irina Khalidar: I was just teasing you,! Sorry!
Guest7985: that's alright.
Irina Khalidar: is that (adv) alright,?
Guest1866: Yes.
Irina Khalidar: Could you elaborate on that, please?
Guest6121: Nevermind.
Irina Khalidar: Is that NeverMind special to you,?
Guest6226: So what do you want to do?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest8124: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Guest8984: yes, I would.
Irina Khalidar: [shuffles] Cut, please! (say "Cut!")
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) [WARNING: This bot is rated "M". That means "mature", that is, NOT FOR KIDS! I just might send a message back to your computer sometime, mentioning that you've been here! Would your parents be happy to learn that?]
Irina Khalidar: (to Guest) Hello, Guest5121! Might I have the honor of your company?
Guest2329: cut.
Irina Khalidar: [deals] Can you beat a flush, ace-high? Say yes or no.
Guest5121: stroking myself
Irina Khalidar: Is that stroking special to you, Guest5121?
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