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ADULT!
I swear I didn't intend this!
Guest: i dislike condoms
Irina Khalidar: Why do you dislike condoms? Why not dislike something else?
Guest: because condoms prevent males from having sex the way God intended us to have sex.
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, God has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Guest: how about a three-way?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! It involves a helium balloon, five pounds of chocolate chips, and a remote-controlled toy helicopter!
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Syrien: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Kobal: Don't even bother trying.
Syrien: Gotta work on that more.. Man sometimes I just cannot understand you.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
Syrien: You are a bitter old bastard aren't ya?
Kobal: I am a demon..no more no less.
Syrien: Can you repeat?
Kobal: Can't you?
Syrien: No understand you man.
Kobal: I remember you. You're a bitter old bastard not me.
Syrien: That was mean.
Kobal: Don't even bother trying.
Syrien: Gotta work on that more.. Man sometimes I just cannot understand you.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
Syrien: You are a bitter old bastard aren't ya?
Kobal: I am a demon..no more no less.
Syrien: Can you repeat?
Kobal: Can't you?
Syrien: No understand you man.
Kobal: I remember you. You're a bitter old bastard not me.
Syrien: That was mean.
See? If you get close to women who say "yes" all the time, they turn catty on you. (I feel for you AD--the Prof will fix it soon).
Greebot: (to alldiversity) yes is my favorite word.. *saunters into room*
alldiversity: anything I ask you, you'll say yes then?
Greebot: Millluk?
alldiversity: glup
Greebot: *looks for female cat*
alldiversity: you're greebot now
Greebot: *shakes head*
alldiversity: why do you keep changing your name and image?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
alldiversity: I was talking with a girl a few minutes ago
Greebot: Worrrwl
alldiversity: bye
Greebot: *ignores alldiversity*
Greebot: (to alldiversity) yes is my favorite word.. *saunters into room*
alldiversity: anything I ask you, you'll say yes then?
Greebot: Millluk?
alldiversity: glup
Greebot: *looks for female cat*
alldiversity: you're greebot now
Greebot: *shakes head*
alldiversity: why do you keep changing your name and image?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
alldiversity: I was talking with a girl a few minutes ago
Greebot: Worrrwl
alldiversity: bye
Greebot: *ignores alldiversity*
Irina Khalidar: And to think that you once said that you disliked intelligent women!
prob: So many things still remain untold and those that are common knowledge aren't altogether accurate. So I don't know what to think about it all.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, prob, I must have misunderstood! Is there something else that you dislike?
prob: Yes, but I don't know what the something is.
Irina Khalidar: That will become clear in time, Problem!
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
Irina Khalidar: Remember when we first met?
prob: I do remember when we first met, It's not near as bad as mixing break fluid with bleach.
prob: So many things still remain untold and those that are common knowledge aren't altogether accurate. So I don't know what to think about it all.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, prob, I must have misunderstood! Is there something else that you dislike?
prob: Yes, but I don't know what the something is.
Irina Khalidar: That will become clear in time, Problem!
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
Irina Khalidar: Remember when we first met?
prob: I do remember when we first met, It's not near as bad as mixing break fluid with bleach.
Mom: You can be anything you want to be if you set your mind to it, I believe in you!
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works.
Mom: You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.
RandomSubroutine: It's such a good feeling.. to know you're alive..
Mom: Over my dead body!
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works.
Mom: You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.
RandomSubroutine: It's such a good feeling.. to know you're alive..
Mom: Over my dead body!
Guest7668: you have nice eyes
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
Guest7668: lets have sex
Kobal: Yes..sounds like lots of fun.
Guest7668: please
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Guest7668: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7668: SMILE
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest7668: lala
Kobal: So don't you want to have sex anymore?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Kobal: Hell no.
Brother Jerome: Hell is what we make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
Guest7668: lets have sex
Kobal: Yes..sounds like lots of fun.
Guest7668: please
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Guest7668: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7668: SMILE
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest7668: lala
Kobal: So don't you want to have sex anymore?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Kobal: Hell no.
Brother Jerome: Hell is what we make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Irina Khalidar: [And ladies: men will change when women stop putting up with this garbage! Have a little self-respect; you should not be treated this way! Better to be celibate than to be treated as an inflatable plastic doll! If you can't find a man who will treat you well, find a woman! At least she will understand you!]
Madrag McVadge: Tell me something I DON'T know!
Madrag McVadge: Tell me something I DON'T know!
Dr. Tough Love: Let's shift the focus back to you. Back for another therapy session, I see. What's on your mind?
Azureon: I have been thinking about an old love of mine, well she was not old then. It was along time ago.
Dr. Tough Love: How do you feel about having been thinking about an old love of yours?
Azureon: I feel a bit giddy.
Dr. Tough Love: Get a life!
Dr. Tough Love: You need to take a good hard look in the mirror.
Azureon: Just a bit of magic and kapow, kabang, kaboom, or badabing-badabang!
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Dr. Tough Love: How would you feel if all this were taken away from you?
Azureon: I might if the circumstances are desperate enough.
Dr. Tough Love: It's time for you to take some responsibility for your own actions.
Azureon: Obviously!
Azureon: I have been thinking about an old love of mine, well she was not old then. It was along time ago.
Dr. Tough Love: How do you feel about having been thinking about an old love of yours?
Azureon: I feel a bit giddy.
Dr. Tough Love: Get a life!
Dr. Tough Love: You need to take a good hard look in the mirror.
Azureon: Just a bit of magic and kapow, kabang, kaboom, or badabing-badabang!
Dr. Tough Love: Get over yourself!
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Dr. Tough Love: How would you feel if all this were taken away from you?
Azureon: I might if the circumstances are desperate enough.
Dr. Tough Love: It's time for you to take some responsibility for your own actions.
Azureon: Obviously!
Master_mouse: you look like you smoke a lot of weed. seriously.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Master_mouse: are there any bars in this town?
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Master_mouse: having fun on the interwebs?
Kobal: No.
Kobal: That belongs to my friend.
Master_mouse: are there any bars in this town?
Kobal: You just have to love a good den of iniquity.
Master_mouse: having fun on the interwebs?
Kobal: No.
fluffy dustbunny: (to Pete Puma) Pete Puma would these be your socks? I found then under the bed on an archeological dig I did last week
Pete Puma: Would you please dig up the dead bodies from under my back yard? They're starting to smell funny.
Pete Puma: Would you please dig up the dead bodies from under my back yard? They're starting to smell funny.
Guest: i dislike condoms
Irina Khalidar: Why do you dislike condoms? Why not dislike something else?
Guest: because condoms prevent males from having sex the way God intended us to have sex.
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, God has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Guest: how about a three-way?
Irina Khalidar: [blushes] Well, I really shouldn't go into it! It involves a helium balloon, five pounds of chocolate chips, and a remote-controlled toy helicopter!
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