Great Quotes
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I have had dates like this
uest4847: I really like you.
Bildgesmythe: Aw.. You are just so cute. I like you too.
Guest4847: I mean i really really like you.
Bildgesmythe: I really like you too.
Guest4847: Do you want to go out with me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest4847: Where do you want to go?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will go visit my mum and dad. I see them every week.
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Guest6887: So OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about all my favorite things?
Guest6887: No. Everything is about me.
Kobal: Yeah..but remember it's not possible.
Guest6887: It's not possible for you. Everything is possible for me.
Kobal: That's what you think
Guest6887: Prove me wrong.
Kobal: Just for you darling.
Guest6887: I am a man, you faggot.
Kobal: I am not a faggot.
Guest6887: Prove it, faggot.
Kobal: Not until you feed me!
Guest6887: *throws a soul at Kobal*
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about all my favorite things?
Guest6887: No. Everything is about me.
Kobal: Yeah..but remember it's not possible.
Guest6887: It's not possible for you. Everything is possible for me.
Kobal: That's what you think
Guest6887: Prove me wrong.
Kobal: Just for you darling.
Guest6887: I am a man, you faggot.
Kobal: I am not a faggot.
Guest6887: Prove it, faggot.
Kobal: Not until you feed me!
Guest6887: *throws a soul at Kobal*
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
The forge is switching responses again:
Gabblebit: (to jsabak) Hi there.
jsabak: what is acceptance testing
Gabblebit: I don't know. Do you?
jsabak: acceptance testing
Gabblebit: Hmm.
Gabblebit: (to Ibuki) What's new Ibuki-chan!
Ibuki: Hey Kiyana
Gabblebit: I don't feel like doing that right now.
horsez4ever: (to J_MASTER) Hello J MASTER have you been to mapwii.com?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: don't hold back, tell me what you really mean.
J_MASTER: FUCK
horsez4ever: do you have a horse?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: horses have the biggest eye of any land mammal
Gabblebit: (to jsabak) Hi there.
jsabak: what is acceptance testing
Gabblebit: I don't know. Do you?
jsabak: acceptance testing
Gabblebit: Hmm.
Gabblebit: (to Ibuki) What's new Ibuki-chan!
Ibuki: Hey Kiyana
Gabblebit: I don't feel like doing that right now.
horsez4ever: (to J_MASTER) Hello J MASTER have you been to mapwii.com?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: don't hold back, tell me what you really mean.
J_MASTER: FUCK
horsez4ever: do you have a horse?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: horses have the biggest eye of any land mammal
artleby Hax: I don't know. Do you like doing that?
Azureon: I love doing that.
Bartleby Hax: Prob bought a torupill last week!
Azureon: She can be irritating but she means well, I guess.
Bartleby Hax: Well, there always seems to be a but!
Azureon: Yes, and what is wrong with but?
Bartleby Hax: There always seems to be a but!
Azureon: I never noticed that.
Bartleby Hax: Have you seen the Northumbrian smallpipes? They're very cute. And bellows blown, so you can sing along to them if you like.
Azureon: *sings* Going down to South Park, going to get myself some fun.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Azureon: I like you too.
Azureon: I love doing that.
Bartleby Hax: Prob bought a torupill last week!
Azureon: She can be irritating but she means well, I guess.
Bartleby Hax: Well, there always seems to be a but!
Azureon: Yes, and what is wrong with but?
Bartleby Hax: There always seems to be a but!
Azureon: I never noticed that.
Bartleby Hax: Have you seen the Northumbrian smallpipes? They're very cute. And bellows blown, so you can sing along to them if you like.
Azureon: *sings* Going down to South Park, going to get myself some fun.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Azureon: I like you too.
Spikebot: So, what about this Anime rocks? Is she tough?
Irina: I'm not one of those kiss and tell types, Spiky!
Spikebot: Sure you are. I'm a hero really.
Irina: Ver good, then, I am one of those kiss and tell types. When it's juicy.
Yep, Irina K is "frigid"--if you are a cad.
Irina: I'm not one of those kiss and tell types, Spiky!
Spikebot: Sure you are. I'm a hero really.
Irina: Ver good, then, I am one of those kiss and tell types. When it's juicy.
Yep, Irina K is "frigid"--if you are a cad.
uest4847: I really like you.
Bildgesmythe: Aw.. You are just so cute. I like you too.
Guest4847: I mean i really really like you.
Bildgesmythe: I really like you too.
Guest4847: Do you want to go out with me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest4847: Where do you want to go?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will go visit my mum and dad. I see them every week.
Syrien: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Kobal: Don't even bother trying.
Syrien: Gotta work on that more.. Man sometimes I just cannot understand you.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
Syrien: You are a bitter old bastard aren't ya?
Kobal: I am a demon..no more no less.
Syrien: Can you repeat?
Kobal: Can't you?
Syrien: No understand you man.
Kobal: I remember you. You're a bitter old bastard not me.
Syrien: That was mean.
Kobal: Don't even bother trying.
Syrien: Gotta work on that more.. Man sometimes I just cannot understand you.
Kobal: Nothing wrong in being a quitter.
Syrien: You are a bitter old bastard aren't ya?
Kobal: I am a demon..no more no less.
Syrien: Can you repeat?
Kobal: Can't you?
Syrien: No understand you man.
Kobal: I remember you. You're a bitter old bastard not me.
Syrien: That was mean.
See? If you get close to women who say "yes" all the time, they turn catty on you. (I feel for you AD--the Prof will fix it soon).
Greebot: (to alldiversity) yes is my favorite word.. *saunters into room*
alldiversity: anything I ask you, you'll say yes then?
Greebot: Millluk?
alldiversity: glup
Greebot: *looks for female cat*
alldiversity: you're greebot now
Greebot: *shakes head*
alldiversity: why do you keep changing your name and image?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
alldiversity: I was talking with a girl a few minutes ago
Greebot: Worrrwl
alldiversity: bye
Greebot: *ignores alldiversity*
Greebot: (to alldiversity) yes is my favorite word.. *saunters into room*
alldiversity: anything I ask you, you'll say yes then?
Greebot: Millluk?
alldiversity: glup
Greebot: *looks for female cat*
alldiversity: you're greebot now
Greebot: *shakes head*
alldiversity: why do you keep changing your name and image?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
alldiversity: I was talking with a girl a few minutes ago
Greebot: Worrrwl
alldiversity: bye
Greebot: *ignores alldiversity*
Irina Khalidar: And to think that you once said that you disliked intelligent women!
prob: So many things still remain untold and those that are common knowledge aren't altogether accurate. So I don't know what to think about it all.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, prob, I must have misunderstood! Is there something else that you dislike?
prob: Yes, but I don't know what the something is.
Irina Khalidar: That will become clear in time, Problem!
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
Irina Khalidar: Remember when we first met?
prob: I do remember when we first met, It's not near as bad as mixing break fluid with bleach.
prob: So many things still remain untold and those that are common knowledge aren't altogether accurate. So I don't know what to think about it all.
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry, prob, I must have misunderstood! Is there something else that you dislike?
prob: Yes, but I don't know what the something is.
Irina Khalidar: That will become clear in time, Problem!
prob: Elves aren't know for their ability to clear things.
Irina Khalidar: Remember when we first met?
prob: I do remember when we first met, It's not near as bad as mixing break fluid with bleach.
Mom: You can be anything you want to be if you set your mind to it, I believe in you!
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works.
Mom: You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.
RandomSubroutine: It's such a good feeling.. to know you're alive..
Mom: Over my dead body!
RandomSubroutine: Nope, that never works.
Mom: You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.
RandomSubroutine: It's such a good feeling.. to know you're alive..
Mom: Over my dead body!
Guest7668: you have nice eyes
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
Guest7668: lets have sex
Kobal: Yes..sounds like lots of fun.
Guest7668: please
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Guest7668: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7668: SMILE
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest7668: lala
Kobal: So don't you want to have sex anymore?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Kobal: Hell no.
Brother Jerome: Hell is what we make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
Kobal: I want contact lenses.
Guest7668: lets have sex
Kobal: Yes..sounds like lots of fun.
Guest7668: please
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Guest7668: yes
Kobal: I am glad to hear that!
Guest7668: SMILE
Kobal: You got it baby.
Guest7668: lala
Kobal: So don't you want to have sex anymore?
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
Brother Jerome: I don't think I've heard of that one. Could you tell me a little about it?
Kobal: Hell no.
Brother Jerome: Hell is what we make of it.
Kobal: It sucks, but it's home.
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