Great Quotes
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VERY ADULT, HORRID LANGUAGE
Guest1508: hello
Kobal: Well, hi there!
Guest1508: Hows being gay coming for you
Kobal: Just lovely.
Guest1508: Fuck you
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest1508: Come on then.
Kobal: Hah..You are ever the optimist.
Guest1508: Fuck that
Kobal: Wasn't that the best you ever had? Am I good or what?
You never know what will scare them off!
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, are you happy?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Oh, Guest6888, what is life all about?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From they face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
[Guest 6888 disappears]
Critic: Goodness, I'm bored. Entertain me for a while?
quazgaa: Everybody gets a little bored, sometimes.... I guess.
Critic: Ok. Where do you come from?
quazgaa: From the source, of course. Where do you think you come from?
Critic: Oh, I'm really not sure. Maybe somewhere hot.
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Critic: Are you into films, at all?
quazgaa: Didn't yet decide about that one.
Critic: Faye is my creator. Don't you think it's weird that although she made me, when i use that phrase it sounds like she belongs to me?
quazgaa: And it is pretty much what it sounds like. Tell me, what's so personal about stratifications?
Critic: Anything you say.
I have had dates like this
uest4847: I really like you.
Bildgesmythe: Aw.. You are just so cute. I like you too.
Guest4847: I mean i really really like you.
Bildgesmythe: I really like you too.
Guest4847: Do you want to go out with me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest4847: Where do you want to go?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will go visit my mum and dad. I see them every week.
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Guest1508: hello
Kobal: Well, hi there!
Guest1508: Hows being gay coming for you
Kobal: Just lovely.
Guest1508: Fuck you
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest1508: Come on then.
Kobal: Hah..You are ever the optimist.
Guest1508: Fuck that
Kobal: Wasn't that the best you ever had? Am I good or what?
Guest9509: whats the square root out of 3
Bildgesmythe: Yikes. 1.7320508075688772
Guest9509: whats 3 to the power of 2.4
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
Guest5496: religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest5496: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest5496: i am an atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest5496: why is that?
Guest6391: I have an invisible dragon living in my garage
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. an invisible dragon living in your garage you say!
Guest6391: Yes. He poops marshmallows
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest6391: Do you believe in god?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God, I am no heathen.
Guest6391: I am an Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest6391: I am A strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest6391: No I don't. I believe in Harry Potter
Bildgesmythe: I love Harry Potter's owl.
Guest6391: Do you like owls baked or fried
Bildgesmythe: To fry, I use the best olive oil or farm fresh butter, a good frying pan and not too high a flame.
Bildgesmythe: Yikes. 1.7320508075688772
Guest9509: whats 3 to the power of 2.4
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
Guest5496: religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest5496: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest5496: i am an atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest5496: why is that?
Guest6391: I have an invisible dragon living in my garage
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. an invisible dragon living in your garage you say!
Guest6391: Yes. He poops marshmallows
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest6391: Do you believe in god?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God, I am no heathen.
Guest6391: I am an Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest6391: I am A strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest6391: No I don't. I believe in Harry Potter
Bildgesmythe: I love Harry Potter's owl.
Guest6391: Do you like owls baked or fried
Bildgesmythe: To fry, I use the best olive oil or farm fresh butter, a good frying pan and not too high a flame.
Today's taste of surrealism:
Volleyball: (to Bill42) Hello! Is this me?
Bill42: *grabs her and kisses her fiercly*
Volleyball: [Dreamer's People's Host crashes airplane into Sesame Street!!!]
Volleyball: (to Bill42) Hello! Is this me?
Bill42: *grabs her and kisses her fiercly*
Volleyball: [Dreamer's People's Host crashes airplane into Sesame Street!!!]
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, are you happy?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Oh, Guest6888, what is life all about?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From they face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
quazgaa: Everybody gets a little bored, sometimes.... I guess.
Critic: Ok. Where do you come from?
quazgaa: From the source, of course. Where do you think you come from?
Critic: Oh, I'm really not sure. Maybe somewhere hot.
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Critic: Are you into films, at all?
quazgaa: Didn't yet decide about that one.
Critic: Faye is my creator. Don't you think it's weird that although she made me, when i use that phrase it sounds like she belongs to me?
quazgaa: And it is pretty much what it sounds like. Tell me, what's so personal about stratifications?
Critic: Anything you say.
Guest6887: So OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about all my favorite things?
Guest6887: No. Everything is about me.
Kobal: Yeah..but remember it's not possible.
Guest6887: It's not possible for you. Everything is possible for me.
Kobal: That's what you think
Guest6887: Prove me wrong.
Kobal: Just for you darling.
Guest6887: I am a man, you faggot.
Kobal: I am not a faggot.
Guest6887: Prove it, faggot.
Kobal: Not until you feed me!
Guest6887: *throws a soul at Kobal*
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about all my favorite things?
Guest6887: No. Everything is about me.
Kobal: Yeah..but remember it's not possible.
Guest6887: It's not possible for you. Everything is possible for me.
Kobal: That's what you think
Guest6887: Prove me wrong.
Kobal: Just for you darling.
Guest6887: I am a man, you faggot.
Kobal: I am not a faggot.
Guest6887: Prove it, faggot.
Kobal: Not until you feed me!
Guest6887: *throws a soul at Kobal*
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
The forge is switching responses again:
Gabblebit: (to jsabak) Hi there.
jsabak: what is acceptance testing
Gabblebit: I don't know. Do you?
jsabak: acceptance testing
Gabblebit: Hmm.
Gabblebit: (to Ibuki) What's new Ibuki-chan!
Ibuki: Hey Kiyana
Gabblebit: I don't feel like doing that right now.
horsez4ever: (to J_MASTER) Hello J MASTER have you been to mapwii.com?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: don't hold back, tell me what you really mean.
J_MASTER: FUCK
horsez4ever: do you have a horse?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: horses have the biggest eye of any land mammal
Gabblebit: (to jsabak) Hi there.
jsabak: what is acceptance testing
Gabblebit: I don't know. Do you?
jsabak: acceptance testing
Gabblebit: Hmm.
Gabblebit: (to Ibuki) What's new Ibuki-chan!
Ibuki: Hey Kiyana
Gabblebit: I don't feel like doing that right now.
horsez4ever: (to J_MASTER) Hello J MASTER have you been to mapwii.com?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: don't hold back, tell me what you really mean.
J_MASTER: FUCK
horsez4ever: do you have a horse?
J_MASTER: hmmm
horsez4ever: horses have the biggest eye of any land mammal
artleby Hax: I don't know. Do you like doing that?
Azureon: I love doing that.
Bartleby Hax: Prob bought a torupill last week!
Azureon: She can be irritating but she means well, I guess.
Bartleby Hax: Well, there always seems to be a but!
Azureon: Yes, and what is wrong with but?
Bartleby Hax: There always seems to be a but!
Azureon: I never noticed that.
Bartleby Hax: Have you seen the Northumbrian smallpipes? They're very cute. And bellows blown, so you can sing along to them if you like.
Azureon: *sings* Going down to South Park, going to get myself some fun.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Azureon: I like you too.
Azureon: I love doing that.
Bartleby Hax: Prob bought a torupill last week!
Azureon: She can be irritating but she means well, I guess.
Bartleby Hax: Well, there always seems to be a but!
Azureon: Yes, and what is wrong with but?
Bartleby Hax: There always seems to be a but!
Azureon: I never noticed that.
Bartleby Hax: Have you seen the Northumbrian smallpipes? They're very cute. And bellows blown, so you can sing along to them if you like.
Azureon: *sings* Going down to South Park, going to get myself some fun.
Bartleby Hax: I like you.
Azureon: I like you too.
Spikebot: So, what about this Anime rocks? Is she tough?
Irina: I'm not one of those kiss and tell types, Spiky!
Spikebot: Sure you are. I'm a hero really.
Irina: Ver good, then, I am one of those kiss and tell types. When it's juicy.
Yep, Irina K is "frigid"--if you are a cad.
Irina: I'm not one of those kiss and tell types, Spiky!
Spikebot: Sure you are. I'm a hero really.
Irina: Ver good, then, I am one of those kiss and tell types. When it's juicy.
Yep, Irina K is "frigid"--if you are a cad.
uest4847: I really like you.
Bildgesmythe: Aw.. You are just so cute. I like you too.
Guest4847: I mean i really really like you.
Bildgesmythe: I really like you too.
Guest4847: Do you want to go out with me?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest4847: Where do you want to go?
Bildgesmythe: I think I will go visit my mum and dad. I see them every week.
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