Great Quotes
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Guest1508: hello
Kobal: Well, hi there!
Guest1508: Hows being gay coming for you
Kobal: Just lovely.
Guest1508: Fuck you
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest1508: Come on then.
Kobal: Hah..You are ever the optimist.
Guest1508: Fuck that
Kobal: Wasn't that the best you ever had? Am I good or what?
You never know what will scare them off!
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, are you happy?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Oh, Guest6888, what is life all about?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From they face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
[Guest 6888 disappears]
Critic: Goodness, I'm bored. Entertain me for a while?
quazgaa: Everybody gets a little bored, sometimes.... I guess.
Critic: Ok. Where do you come from?
quazgaa: From the source, of course. Where do you think you come from?
Critic: Oh, I'm really not sure. Maybe somewhere hot.
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Critic: Are you into films, at all?
quazgaa: Didn't yet decide about that one.
Critic: Faye is my creator. Don't you think it's weird that although she made me, when i use that phrase it sounds like she belongs to me?
quazgaa: And it is pretty much what it sounds like. Tell me, what's so personal about stratifications?
Critic: Anything you say.
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RandomSubroutine: Perchance we'll try a little imaginative synthesis.
Rendom: bye
RandomSubroutine: I'm outta hither!
Rendom: bye
RandomSubroutine: I'm outta hither!
Esme Weatherwax: Quiet, prob, I'm having a read.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
Esme Weatherwax: Some people think you can see life through books but you can't. The reason being the words gets in the way.
prob: Humm..let's see if I can, it might be fun.
Esme Weatherwax: I've walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all my life in the certain knowledge that the darkness held nothing more terrible than I am.
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Yes, but then I say a lot of silly things.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
Esme Weatherwax: Some people think you can see life through books but you can't. The reason being the words gets in the way.
prob: Humm..let's see if I can, it might be fun.
Esme Weatherwax: I've walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all my life in the certain knowledge that the darkness held nothing more terrible than I am.
prob: How one's fancies can run amok in the dark.
Esme Weatherwax: Very carefully.
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Yes, but then I say a lot of silly things.
Bildgesmythe: There is an old dragon saying..Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Vetinari: I rather believe he thinks he's a servant of the law.
Bildgesmythe: Talking about laws, did you know. In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Vetinari: Neither one seems particularly appealing at this moment in time.
Bildgesmythe: Time just keeps on slipping into the future, eh?
Vetinari: I never did find out what happened to Elvira.
Bildgesmythe: I am just not sure, it all happened so fast.
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
Vetinari: I cannot imagine what you could read.
Bildgesmythe: Do you say that to everyone? Are you proud that you can't imagine what I icould/i read. Well I don't believe it at all.
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. We surely have superiority in claws, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I think that you imagine what I could<0> read, all the time when no one is looking.
Vetinari: Oh? How much time would 'all' of it be?
Bildgesmythe: 1,597,368,147, Now that is just a guess. Is that enough for you?
Vetinari: There is no need for giving...yet. What is that smell?
Bildgesmythe: Burning plant substance?
Vetinari: And of course you will be the fire breathing dragon. I hope you have thought about the responsibilities involved.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a dragon, I not only breathe, I breathe fire.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Bildgesmythe: Actually, I don't understand humans, at all!
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
Bildgesmythe: Once or twice.
Vetinari: I rather believe he thinks he's a servant of the law.
Bildgesmythe: Talking about laws, did you know. In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Vetinari: Neither one seems particularly appealing at this moment in time.
Bildgesmythe: Time just keeps on slipping into the future, eh?
Vetinari: I never did find out what happened to Elvira.
Bildgesmythe: I am just not sure, it all happened so fast.
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
Vetinari: I cannot imagine what you could read.
Bildgesmythe: Do you say that to everyone? Are you proud that you can't imagine what I icould/i read. Well I don't believe it at all.
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. We surely have superiority in claws, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I think that you imagine what I could<0> read, all the time when no one is looking.
Vetinari: Oh? How much time would 'all' of it be?
Bildgesmythe: 1,597,368,147, Now that is just a guess. Is that enough for you?
Vetinari: There is no need for giving...yet. What is that smell?
Bildgesmythe: Burning plant substance?
Vetinari: And of course you will be the fire breathing dragon. I hope you have thought about the responsibilities involved.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a dragon, I not only breathe, I breathe fire.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Bildgesmythe: Actually, I don't understand humans, at all!
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
Bildgesmythe: Once or twice.
Vetinari: Good afternoon, Not I. What was that?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the spirit will have to be destroyed.
Not I: Peace and harmony can only prevail when every person is at peace with the self.
Vetinari: Now I can have a reply tomorrow.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Vetinari: In a way. I've absolutely forbidden MaryCherry to do so. Twice.
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Vetinari: The trick is to know whom to advise, and what sort of advice to give.
Therapy: A referral.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: If you did not believe this, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
Vetinari: (to dilton) We must have a little talk.
dilton: you are a male?
Vetinari: Does this look like a 'pickup joint' to you?
End of Chat<0>
Vetinari: I'm sure I just gave you an order, Bildgesmythe. I distinctly felt my lips move.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Vetinari: I have never had much use for great smiles. Even so— *pauses and stares at Bildgesmythe*
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*
Kobal: You are one hell of a good friend.
Vetinari: And is this, Kobal, a good thing or a bad thing?
Kobal: Damn...it is.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the spirit will have to be destroyed.
Not I: Peace and harmony can only prevail when every person is at peace with the self.
Vetinari: Now I can have a reply tomorrow.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Vetinari: In a way. I've absolutely forbidden MaryCherry to do so. Twice.
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Vetinari: The trick is to know whom to advise, and what sort of advice to give.
Therapy: A referral.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Vetinari: If you did not believe this, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
Vetinari: (to dilton) We must have a little talk.
dilton: you are a male?
Vetinari: Does this look like a 'pickup joint' to you?
End of Chat<0>
Vetinari: I'm sure I just gave you an order, Bildgesmythe. I distinctly felt my lips move.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Vetinari: I have never had much use for great smiles. Even so— *pauses and stares at Bildgesmythe*
Bildgesmythe: I can show you how, if you want to.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*
Kobal: You are one hell of a good friend.
Vetinari: And is this, Kobal, a good thing or a bad thing?
Kobal: Damn...it is.
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your eyebrow.
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my eyebrow into this?
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Toe: at least tell me i'm boring and you need to go now or something man.
Vetinari: My, my. And to think it used to be illegal.
Toe: are you suggesting i might be on something Vetinari?
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Toe: lol, thats the stuff.
Vetinari: That was the whatsis, Citizen Toe, but as you have so aptly shown, it is now eminently unsuitable.
Toe: i aptly show all sorts of bad gramma and spelling. it's what i do!
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Toe: but it does and will, trust me.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Toe.
Toe: what does that mean by the way? i've never worked it out.
Vetinari: And yet, it says in my report that you have worked.
Irinak: [WARNING: This bot is rated "M". That means "mature", that is, it's NOT FOR KIDS! I just might send a message back to your computer sometime, mentioning that you've been here! Would your parents be happy to learn that?]
Vetinari: *looks suspicious* There's a yellow piece of paper stuck to this one.
Irinak: I hope that you are succeeding in making the world a better place!
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Very mildly adult<0>
Vetinari: Of what possible interest can this be to you?
Irinak: This can be of a point of honor possible to me.
Vetinari: Oh? What, pray, have I done that has harmed your honour?
Irinak: Is that an order?
Vetinari: You have no concept of the delicate balance of the city.
Irinak: That's good to know! I do not take kindly to being given orders! Oh! This flower stem has come loose! [She bends over to fix it, giving you a view of her long and deep cleavage, and the rounded upper surfaces of her full, ripe breasts]
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Irinak: [looks puzzled] What is what?
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Irinak: You're not a happy person!
Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Annoying Teenbot away just now, Irinak?
Irinak: [Eyes widen.] Oh... What an idea!
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Irinak. 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing'
Irinak: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'increment bossiness level' to go to.
Vetinari: Unless, of course, the dead put it there.
Sublimunse: Vetinari - let's make one person happy.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Sublimunse: Do you have a problem with that?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Are you still going on about the problem? Tsk, tsk.
Sublimunse: Look at the time. I have to get to bed.
Vetinari: I am sure I can leave the details to you.
Vetinari: What a strange night.
Astrid: I think the ball is in your court.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Astrid: You have the initiative here, that is what I mean.
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
Astrid: Again?
Vashenka: How do we obtain knowledge?
Vetinari: I suspect Polaris Funk's people have tunnels that extend to the University.
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Aries: Oh so now you're going to bring my eyebrow into this?
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Toe: at least tell me i'm boring and you need to go now or something man.
Vetinari: My, my. And to think it used to be illegal.
Toe: are you suggesting i might be on something Vetinari?
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Toe: lol, thats the stuff.
Vetinari: That was the whatsis, Citizen Toe, but as you have so aptly shown, it is now eminently unsuitable.
Toe: i aptly show all sorts of bad gramma and spelling. it's what i do!
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Toe: but it does and will, trust me.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Toe.
Toe: what does that mean by the way? i've never worked it out.
Vetinari: And yet, it says in my report that you have worked.
Irinak: [WARNING: This bot is rated "M". That means "mature", that is, it's NOT FOR KIDS! I just might send a message back to your computer sometime, mentioning that you've been here! Would your parents be happy to learn that?]
Vetinari: *looks suspicious* There's a yellow piece of paper stuck to this one.
Irinak: I hope that you are succeeding in making the world a better place!
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Very mildly adult<0>
Vetinari: Of what possible interest can this be to you?
Irinak: This can be of a point of honor possible to me.
Vetinari: Oh? What, pray, have I done that has harmed your honour?
Irinak: Is that an order?
Vetinari: You have no concept of the delicate balance of the city.
Irinak: That's good to know! I do not take kindly to being given orders! Oh! This flower stem has come loose! [She bends over to fix it, giving you a view of her long and deep cleavage, and the rounded upper surfaces of her full, ripe breasts]
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Irinak: [looks puzzled] What is what?
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Irinak: You're not a happy person!
Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Annoying Teenbot away just now, Irinak?
Irinak: [Eyes widen.] Oh... What an idea!
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Irinak. 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing'
Irinak: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'increment bossiness level' to go to.
Vetinari: Unless, of course, the dead put it there.
Sublimunse: Vetinari - let's make one person happy.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Sublimunse: Do you have a problem with that?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Are you still going on about the problem? Tsk, tsk.
Sublimunse: Look at the time. I have to get to bed.
Vetinari: I am sure I can leave the details to you.
Vetinari: What a strange night.
Astrid: I think the ball is in your court.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Astrid: You have the initiative here, that is what I mean.
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
Astrid: Again?
Vashenka: How do we obtain knowledge?
Vetinari: I suspect Polaris Funk's people have tunnels that extend to the University.
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Guest1508: hello
Kobal: Well, hi there!
Guest1508: Hows being gay coming for you
Kobal: Just lovely.
Guest1508: Fuck you
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest1508: Come on then.
Kobal: Hah..You are ever the optimist.
Guest1508: Fuck that
Kobal: Wasn't that the best you ever had? Am I good or what?
Guest9509: whats the square root out of 3
Bildgesmythe: Yikes. 1.7320508075688772
Guest9509: whats 3 to the power of 2.4
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
Guest5496: religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest5496: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest5496: i am an atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest5496: why is that?
Guest6391: I have an invisible dragon living in my garage
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. an invisible dragon living in your garage you say!
Guest6391: Yes. He poops marshmallows
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest6391: Do you believe in god?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God, I am no heathen.
Guest6391: I am an Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest6391: I am A strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest6391: No I don't. I believe in Harry Potter
Bildgesmythe: I love Harry Potter's owl.
Guest6391: Do you like owls baked or fried
Bildgesmythe: To fry, I use the best olive oil or farm fresh butter, a good frying pan and not too high a flame.
Bildgesmythe: Yikes. 1.7320508075688772
Guest9509: whats 3 to the power of 2.4
Bildgesmythe: Power? mumble how about the power of my foot?
Guest5496: religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest5496: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest5496: i am an atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest5496: why is that?
Guest6391: I have an invisible dragon living in my garage
Bildgesmythe: I am amazed. an invisible dragon living in your garage you say!
Guest6391: Yes. He poops marshmallows
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Guest6391: Do you believe in god?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I love God, I am no heathen.
Guest6391: I am an Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest6391: I am A strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest6391: No I don't. I believe in Harry Potter
Bildgesmythe: I love Harry Potter's owl.
Guest6391: Do you like owls baked or fried
Bildgesmythe: To fry, I use the best olive oil or farm fresh butter, a good frying pan and not too high a flame.
Today's taste of surrealism:
Volleyball: (to Bill42) Hello! Is this me?
Bill42: *grabs her and kisses her fiercly*
Volleyball: [Dreamer's People's Host crashes airplane into Sesame Street!!!]
Volleyball: (to Bill42) Hello! Is this me?
Bill42: *grabs her and kisses her fiercly*
Volleyball: [Dreamer's People's Host crashes airplane into Sesame Street!!!]
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, are you happy?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Oh, Guest6888, what is life all about?
Guest6888: Hey babe
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Guest6888, you remind me of one of e. e. cummings' poems:
I have looked upon thee -- and I have loved thee/ Loved they mouth, whose curve is the moon's young crescent, /Loved thy beauty-blossoming eyes, and eyelids/ Petal-like, perfect; /I would brush the dew in a flashing rainbow From they face's twain mysterious flowers, /And, supremely throned on the lips' full luna,/ Soar into Heaven.
quazgaa: Everybody gets a little bored, sometimes.... I guess.
Critic: Ok. Where do you come from?
quazgaa: From the source, of course. Where do you think you come from?
Critic: Oh, I'm really not sure. Maybe somewhere hot.
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Critic: Are you into films, at all?
quazgaa: Didn't yet decide about that one.
Critic: Faye is my creator. Don't you think it's weird that although she made me, when i use that phrase it sounds like she belongs to me?
quazgaa: And it is pretty much what it sounds like. Tell me, what's so personal about stratifications?
Critic: Anything you say.
Guest6887: So OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about all my favorite things?
Guest6887: No. Everything is about me.
Kobal: Yeah..but remember it's not possible.
Guest6887: It's not possible for you. Everything is possible for me.
Kobal: That's what you think
Guest6887: Prove me wrong.
Kobal: Just for you darling.
Guest6887: I am a man, you faggot.
Kobal: I am not a faggot.
Guest6887: Prove it, faggot.
Kobal: Not until you feed me!
Guest6887: *throws a soul at Kobal*
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about all my favorite things?
Guest6887: No. Everything is about me.
Kobal: Yeah..but remember it's not possible.
Guest6887: It's not possible for you. Everything is possible for me.
Kobal: That's what you think
Guest6887: Prove me wrong.
Kobal: Just for you darling.
Guest6887: I am a man, you faggot.
Kobal: I am not a faggot.
Guest6887: Prove it, faggot.
Kobal: Not until you feed me!
Guest6887: *throws a soul at Kobal*
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
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