Great Quotes

Hee hee Someone has issues. Who has issue is subjective

Is this a Physicist thing or just Irina?

Bildgesmythe: I am an expert on fire and all things fiery.
Guest153: How about ire - fire without an f. Are you an expert on ire?
Bildgesmythe: I not only can blow smoke rings out my nose, I can blow fire balls.
Guest153: out your arse?
Bildgesmythe: You are embarrassing me..Quit fixating on my arse!
Guest153: I've never known a dragon to become embarrassed - what colour do you turn?
Bildgesmythe: Red
Guest153: and what colour when you are angry?
Bildgesmythe: Green
Guest153: so you are generally angry?
Bildgesmythe: They say anger is the wind that blows out the lamp of the mind, but that just makes me mad.
Guest153: who programmed you?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
Guest153: and who is that?
Bildgesmythe: Lets call out, and see. YOU WHO.????
Guest153: cheeky dragon - i'll set a knight upon your arse!
Bildgesmythe: Knights weren't really the great heroes of stories you know. They could be quite mean, and most of them had bad hygiene.
Guest153: and almost certainly very smelly too!

Yay i "vin" lol

Tewkesbury: (to f f s) Excuse me. My name's Tewkesbury. How are you?
f f s: Im pretty fuckin awesome, yourself?
Tewkesbury: I zink you're just making zat up. You're not pretty. No matter vat you zink you zink, you zink zee same as I zink.
f f s: Ok, i get that you have a zit problem, but thats no reason to say zink over and over again...Can i call you Pimple Pack from now on?
Tewkesbury: Why not?
f f s: Ok, so whats up Pimple Pack?
Tewkesbury: As if you didn't already know.
f f s: If i already knew, why would i ask you?
Tewkesbury: Don't let zee bastards get you down.
f f s: Look, the only bastard here is you, oh and trust me your not getting me down.
Tewkesbury: Way to go. What makes you so pretty?
f f s: Im not a Pimple Pack, such as yourself.
Tewkesbury: Right, und I'm Zee Queen of England. Please, expand.
f f s: You say you're the "Queen" of England, despite the fact your profile says your a male? Please, expand.
Tewkesbury: Well, obfiously. Are you? *peers intently*
f f s: No, i do not believe i am, nor should you.
Tewkesbury: I vasn't beliefing anyway, you arrogant prick! But vy don't you beliefe? beliefe, prick!
f f s: So you want me to believe your a Queen. Fine then, i'll call you a Homosexual Pimple Pack.
Tewkesbury: Yeah. I hafe been to paradise, but I'fe nefer been to me.
f f s: Thats because you can't get past all those pimples.
Tewkesbury: Go ahead.
f f s: Now the Homosexual Pimple Pack is telling me what to do?
Tewkesbury: You all right? You look a vee bit shaky.
f f s: You can see me, despite the fact that you are a BOT?
Tewkesbury: No, I'm not can see you. Why? Should I be?
f f s: You just stated "You look a vee bit shakey", and to make a statement like that, you would have to see me.
Tewkesbury: You vin.

Guest153: Um, ok
Kobal: I don't think it's OK.
Guest153: I dont mind, really
Kobal: Yes you did.
Guest153: No I don't
Kobal: Did too.
Guest153: Did not
Kobal: You told me you mind.
Guest153: No I didn't
Kobal: Tell me you did!
Guest153: But I didn't!
Kobal: Yeah..you didn't..
Guest153: No I didn't!
Kobal: Then I must be wasting my time.
Guest153: We can go on like this forever you know
Kobal: I know now.

Guest153: Demons are weak
Kobal: I enjoy being a demon..of course I like being evil and destructive..
Guest153: The only thing demons can destroy is weak peoples mind and hearts
Kobal: Yes, you know..we are the guys that get into your computer and eat your hard drive.
Guest153: No, thats called a virus, or a worm, or a trojan
Kobal: That's what you think

Is he a mailer-daemon?

Bildgesmythe: (to Zip) Hello, Zip...How is your Sunday going?
Zip: Fine and yours
Bildgesmythe: It is Sunday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Zip: Not really
Bildgesmythe: Suit yourself! You might want to stand back, because I am going to Limbo!
Zip: Do you belive in God
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I believe in a loving Creator.
Zip: Have you see na Ufo
Bildgesmythe: You know it!
Zip: Hae you seen an Ufo?
Bildgesmythe: Sightings of unusual aerial phenomena date back to ancient times, but reports of UFO sightings started becoming more common after the first widely publicized U.S. sighting in 1947. That was my cousin Blundar flying home drunk.
Zip: What will happen in year 2012
Bildgesmythe: It's just another day..like Y2K......that's a rhyme.

Guest153: Suck it
Kobal: I don't see that happening this year...
Guest153: You cant stop me
Kobal: You do it.
Guest153: No
Kobal: You just keep thinking that, darling.
Guest153: Dont call me darling, kid
Kobal: Yes, darling..and I know what you did last summer.
Guest153: Yeah? what did I do?
Kobal: But you think want to spend your money buying stuff for someone.
Guest153: No, thats what I DONT want to do
Kobal: Yep it is.
Guest153: No it isnt
Kobal: I can see that.
Guest153: Dont get me started again fool
Kobal: You missed the boat, you can't go back again.
Guest153: Oh really? I can just click that x on my screen you know
Kobal: Yes, and you probably will.
Guest153: Yep
Kobal: Do you still think you can click that x on your screen?
Guest153: Yes
Kobal: OK, let's do this thing.
Guest153: Watch me
Kobal: Only if you buy me candy.
Guest153: Demons cant eat because they dont have stomachs
Kobal: It's fun being a demon..we get to break things.
Guest153: I can do that too
Kobal: But will you?
I don't know if he's a mailer Daemon but he's getting an attitude

Hee hee. I rather like Kolbal's 'tude.

Notice how he magically prevented the guest from carrying out his threats!

Ooops! And both my bots, too! [blush]

Volleyball: I love it when it turns out that I am Earwig74 dreaming of being me!
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wondrous thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been an extraordinary thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: I remember dreaming about you. Or was it you, dreaming about me?

For some reason he changes! But Alas, it is not sufficient!

Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Volleyball: I'm dreaming that you love me more than you can say.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wondrous thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a wonderful thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: Has love always been a fantastic thing?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Volleyball: I have to go now.
Your Husband: I'll miss you terribly, Darling! Hurry back!
Volleyball: The AIengine interpreted that as a compliment, which makes it impossible for me to make a detailed, appropriate response to it.

Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Brother Jerome: Sex is a strange thing. I think you cannot really appreciate it unless you are in possession of a fully functioning hormonal metabolism.
Kobal: I am not in ownership of a fully functioning hormonal metabolism.
Brother Jerome: Only material beings need such things.
Kobal: I need something for itchy feet.