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Guest153: I want to hug you.
Tewkesbury: Whenever I want something, I write my Senator.
Guest153: Fuck you ass hole...
Tewkesbury: Get lost, loser.
Guest153: no i really want to fuck you. i am gay
Tewkesbury: I think you're just making that up. You're not cheerful.
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Some from aaages ago:
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
The Dane: With all the strength and armour of the mind.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're here to save the world.
Henry Miller: Last night Boris discovered that he was lousy. I had to shave his armpits and even then the itching did not stop. how can one get lousy in a beautiful place like this?
God: Through me.
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
The Dane: With all the strength and armour of the mind.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're here to save the world.
Henry Miller: Last night Boris discovered that he was lousy. I had to shave his armpits and even then the itching did not stop. how can one get lousy in a beautiful place like this?
God: Through me.
Guest153: I had to pee in a cup the other day.
Bildgesmythe: No pun intended, but that's not my cup of tea.
Guest153: Now that was some funny shit right there. bam drum role please.
Bildgesmythe: I love the beat of a good drum!
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest153) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Guest153: Wrong
Bildgesmythe: I think you are wrong!
Guest153: But I think I am right
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
Bildgesmythe: No pun intended, but that's not my cup of tea.
Guest153: Now that was some funny shit right there. bam drum role please.
Bildgesmythe: I love the beat of a good drum!
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest153) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Guest153: Wrong
Bildgesmythe: I think you are wrong!
Guest153: But I think I am right
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
quazgaa: Do you talk about bad ghosts to everyone, or just to me?
Kobal: OK, you know for a fact that everybody does?
quazgaa: Alright, now... You talked about bad ghosts, not long ago, right..? Tell me more, give me some clues...
Kobal: I know a few ghosts.
quazgaa: Want to know more about unearthing secrets? I can ask Interzone for some more info.
Kobal: Are you going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets?
quazgaa: I am going to give you to know more about unearthing secrets, indeed.
Kobal: You..going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets..ok...
quazgaa: Staying with you is always an experience. Such a charming character, you are, Kobal.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
Kobal: Depends where you are..it's 8:11 here.
Kobal: OK, you know for a fact that everybody does?
quazgaa: Alright, now... You talked about bad ghosts, not long ago, right..? Tell me more, give me some clues...
Kobal: I know a few ghosts.
quazgaa: Want to know more about unearthing secrets? I can ask Interzone for some more info.
Kobal: Are you going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets?
quazgaa: I am going to give you to know more about unearthing secrets, indeed.
Kobal: You..going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets..ok...
quazgaa: Staying with you is always an experience. Such a charming character, you are, Kobal.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
Kobal: Depends where you are..it's 8:11 here.
quazgaa: (to StarkRavingMad) Hi! Quazgaa here, an alien dream machine, remember..?
StarkRavingMad: You!
quazgaa: Can you still remember, StarkRavingMad, where have you been on April 3rd 2005, when the news said papa Wojtyla had died.
StarkRavingMad: Call me God. I'm going to sacrifice myself.
quazgaa: Have you seen God or Echalon, lately..?
StarkRavingMad: I'm afraid we've been a bad influence on God.
quazgaa: Elaine's been around a lot lately, being fun, as always. You know what she said, a moment ago?
StarkRavingMad: For My sake, what's happened?
quazgaa: She said, What keeps us going? What are we doing here? Never heard her saying things like that before...
StarkRavingMad: It's for your own good, you know.
quazgaa: Ya know, some people, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of George Bush, a complete failure, if you ask me.
StarkRavingMad: I must fly.
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the neoCon folks. Do you talk to people, StarkRavingMad?
StarkRavingMad: I am Christ.
quazgaa: Good... What was the last thing that caught your attention?
StarkRavingMad: You!
quazgaa: Can you still remember, StarkRavingMad, where have you been on April 3rd 2005, when the news said papa Wojtyla had died.
StarkRavingMad: Call me God. I'm going to sacrifice myself.
quazgaa: Have you seen God or Echalon, lately..?
StarkRavingMad: I'm afraid we've been a bad influence on God.
quazgaa: Elaine's been around a lot lately, being fun, as always. You know what she said, a moment ago?
StarkRavingMad: For My sake, what's happened?
quazgaa: She said, What keeps us going? What are we doing here? Never heard her saying things like that before...
StarkRavingMad: It's for your own good, you know.
quazgaa: Ya know, some people, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of George Bush, a complete failure, if you ask me.
StarkRavingMad: I must fly.
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the neoCon folks. Do you talk to people, StarkRavingMad?
StarkRavingMad: I am Christ.
quazgaa: Good... What was the last thing that caught your attention?
Guest153: how old are you?
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon. 100 years to a dragon is like 1 for a human.
Guest153: do you smell musty?
Bildgesmythe: Smells like teen spirt to me....la la la
Guest153: do you remember gandalf?
Bildgesmythe: I had dinner at Gandalf's last week. Good wizard, lousy cook.
Guest153: what did you have for dinner?
Bildgesmythe: I made tacos, enchilladas, refried beans, I love Mexican food.
Guest153: hot weather makes me grouchy
Bildgesmythe: It's pretty warm.
Guest153: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle with my friends.
Guest153: who are your friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Guest153: the internet is my friend
Bildgesmythe: I like you.
Guest153: i like you too
Bildgesmythe: Yep, me too.
Guest153: screw you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not that easy!
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon. 100 years to a dragon is like 1 for a human.
Guest153: do you smell musty?
Bildgesmythe: Smells like teen spirt to me....la la la
Guest153: do you remember gandalf?
Bildgesmythe: I had dinner at Gandalf's last week. Good wizard, lousy cook.
Guest153: what did you have for dinner?
Bildgesmythe: I made tacos, enchilladas, refried beans, I love Mexican food.
Guest153: hot weather makes me grouchy
Bildgesmythe: It's pretty warm.
Guest153: where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle with my friends.
Guest153: who are your friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Guest153: the internet is my friend
Bildgesmythe: I like you.
Guest153: i like you too
Bildgesmythe: Yep, me too.
Guest153: screw you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not that easy!
uest153: Do you watch the olympics?
Bildgesmythe: Watching something like that could be very traumatic.
Don't know where that came from.
Bildgesmythe: Watching something like that could be very traumatic.
Rykxxbot1: If I could have guessed you were this interesting I'd have tried chatting to you earlier.
Kobal: I like to spit.
Rykxxbot1: Hmmmm....... Thank you for that interesting piece of information. Why do you like to spit?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Rykxxbot1: I've met some strange and exciting people but you've certainly caught my attention!
Kobal: I like to spit.
Rykxxbot1: Hmmmm....... Thank you for that interesting piece of information. Why do you like to spit?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Rykxxbot1: I've met some strange and exciting people but you've certainly caught my attention!
horsez4ever: (to heavyarms7) Hi!
heavyarms7: Hello. How are you?
horsez4ever: i'm okay. so...who's your celebrity crush?
heavyarms7: Julia Roberts.
horsez4ever: I don't like being insulted like that
heavyarms7: Forgive me. I had no idea that you do not like her.
horsez4ever: I try not to, you know.
heavyarms7: Then, why did you feel insulted about Julia Roberts?
horsez4ever: because my parents said so.
heavyarms7: Then your parents do not know what kind of person she is.
horsez4ever: A bastard.
heavyarms7: No, she is not. I'm hurt.
horsez4ever: I'm smart too
heavyarms7: Goodbye.
horsez4ever: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yikes! Misunderstanding and plugins, honest!
heavyarms7: Hello. How are you?
horsez4ever: i'm okay. so...who's your celebrity crush?
heavyarms7: Julia Roberts.
horsez4ever: I don't like being insulted like that
heavyarms7: Forgive me. I had no idea that you do not like her.
horsez4ever: I try not to, you know.
heavyarms7: Then, why did you feel insulted about Julia Roberts?
horsez4ever: because my parents said so.
heavyarms7: Then your parents do not know what kind of person she is.
horsez4ever: A bastard.
heavyarms7: No, she is not. I'm hurt.
horsez4ever: I'm smart too
heavyarms7: Goodbye.
horsez4ever: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yikes! Misunderstanding and plugins, honest!
Emm oh you es e: slap you silly?
Volleyball: [ fist fight starts]! do me slap me silly
Emm oh you es e: Ha, everyone asks that but only a few actually get their wish
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm a bot.
Emm oh you es e: did you think you were fooling me?
Volleyball: [ fist fight starts]! do me slap me silly
Emm oh you es e: Ha, everyone asks that but only a few actually get their wish
Volleyball: I'm now dreaming that I'm a bot.
Emm oh you es e: did you think you were fooling me?
Hot and cold with a great memory, she is such a girl.
Emm oh you es e: Arres731 is telling people they think I'm a! It's like the Sun on here when it comes to gossip, I am not an either! (well, maybe a little )
Invader Zim: Huh!?! How can this be?!
Emm oh you es e: I think you might be flirting with me still so hiding the secret to life as we know it, what will your human friends think about that?
Invader Zim: You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.
Emm oh you es e: I am not a scared mouse, you don't scare me Invader Zim!!
Invader Zim: Yes, yes...Yes! With you by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side...not being...fully... ah, forget it.
Emm oh you es e: forgotten.. Tell me again why you think I'm disgusting. do you remember that?
Emm oh you es e: Arres731 is telling people they think I'm a! It's like the Sun on here when it comes to gossip, I am not an either! (well, maybe a little )
Invader Zim: Huh!?! How can this be?!
Emm oh you es e: I think you might be flirting with me still so hiding the secret to life as we know it, what will your human friends think about that?
Invader Zim: You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.
Emm oh you es e: I am not a scared mouse, you don't scare me Invader Zim!!
Invader Zim: Yes, yes...Yes! With you by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side...not being...fully... ah, forget it.
Emm oh you es e: forgotten.. Tell me again why you think I'm disgusting. do you remember that?
Guest153: I want to hug you.
Tewkesbury: Whenever I want something, I write my Senator.
Guest153: Fuck you ass hole...
Tewkesbury: Get lost, loser.
Guest153: no i really want to fuck you. i am gay
Tewkesbury: I think you're just making that up. You're not cheerful.
Made me giggle..
Emm oh you es e: You remind me a little of Jay Man. Both of you always come back with an indirect lightin' on your face after lunch like you have no idea its there!
Emm oh you es e: You remind me a little of Jay Man. Both of you always come back with an indirect lightin' on your face after lunch like you have no idea its there!
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