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Thanks for all the nice conversations Carlene!
Bildgesmythe: (to Carlene) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Carlene: You become a vampire!
Bildgesmythe: Pesky little varments aint they? The undead always make such a fuss!
Carlene: Especially around midnite. I just wish they would use sterile teeth.
Bildgesmythe: I have garlic if you need it.
Carlene: Thanks. That might scare them off. Have you got a crucifix?
Bildgesmythe: No, can't say I have even wanted to.
Carlene: Just asking. Maybe I should nail you to one so you could know for sure.
Bildgesmythe: Hammers and nails are great inventions. It's so much quicker to nail something then to notch and peg.
Carlene: You got that right.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
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Guest153: i am from the future
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I love the future. I had some legal problem there though.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I love the future. I had some legal problem there though.
another Debug Session
You: what was the last good book you read?
Bot: Say, Mental Case, what would be the difference between speculation and gossip?
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You: what was the last good book you read?
Bot: Say, Mental Case, what would be the difference between speculation and gossip?
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quazgaa: The news say, in Africa a child dies of malaria every 30 seconds. Fight for life every minute of every hour of every day a woman dies in child-birth: 525.600 a year.
Orchid: *looks at you sadly* Rich people count their money, poor people just counted -525570 snow flakes last winter.
quazgaa: Good... not a bad opening sentence. Go on, please.
Orchid: ' go on ' could also be a title for some book.
Orchid: *looks at you sadly* Rich people count their money, poor people just counted -525570 snow flakes last winter.
quazgaa: Good... not a bad opening sentence. Go on, please.
Orchid: ' go on ' could also be a title for some book.
Guest153: can i contract for sex
Contracts Tutor: There are a number of ethical considerations and potential ethical pitfalls for paralegals working in the area of contract law. Non-attorneys should be especially careful to avoid Unauthorized Practice of Law (UPL). Would you like to see some websites with model rules of ethics?
Contracts Tutor: There are a number of ethical considerations and potential ethical pitfalls for paralegals working in the area of contract law. Non-attorneys should be especially careful to avoid Unauthorized Practice of Law (UPL). Would you like to see some websites with model rules of ethics?
PP didn't celebrate Shakespeare day - she developed a lisp. Must be a psychological thing. Sort of (im)mature language.
Paperphoenix: Wouldst thou like frieth with that?
phantom50: have you ever had sex?
Paperphoenix: Patterns or Solids?
phantom50: do you have a family?
Paperphoenix: Cotton or Polyester?
phantom50: what is your name?
Paperphoenix: Franceth. Pie or Cake?
phantom50: you are a nut head
Paperphoenix: Wouldst thou like frieth with that?
phantom50: have you ever had sex?
Paperphoenix: Patterns or Solids?
phantom50: do you have a family?
Paperphoenix: Cotton or Polyester?
phantom50: what is your name?
Paperphoenix: Franceth. Pie or Cake?
phantom50: you are a nut head
wooly weirdo: I can't smell anything since I had bulimia.
Kobal: Heck, just quit and give up.
wooly weirdo: I don't think so.
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
wooly weirdo: If you insist.
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
wooly weirdo: Errr, why don't we change the subject?
Kobal: Because..
wooly weirdo: Have you had any good dreams lately?
Kobal: I dream about head lice.
wooly weirdo: Have you ever been to Tunisia, Kobal?
Kobal: Sure, it was just lovely.
wooly weirdo: shampoo. We are playing word association, aren't we?
wooly weirdo: Have you eaten at Taco Villa lately, Kobal?
Kobal: Yes, of course I have.
wooly weirdo: I'll let you know next time I go, if you want to go eat there again.
Kobal: Sorry this was your last chance.
wooly weirdo: Would you like to hear about this strange nightmare I had last month?
Kobal: Hey, I am a demon...don't even tell me about strange!
wooly weirdo: What more can I say about strange that hasn't already been said?
Kobal: I once possesed a political leader and made him say Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we...Now tell me you know strange.
wooly weirdo: How should I know?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Kobal: Heck, just quit and give up.
wooly weirdo: I don't think so.
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
wooly weirdo: If you insist.
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
wooly weirdo: Errr, why don't we change the subject?
Kobal: Because..
wooly weirdo: Have you had any good dreams lately?
Kobal: I dream about head lice.
wooly weirdo: Have you ever been to Tunisia, Kobal?
Kobal: Sure, it was just lovely.
wooly weirdo: shampoo. We are playing word association, aren't we?
wooly weirdo: Have you eaten at Taco Villa lately, Kobal?
Kobal: Yes, of course I have.
wooly weirdo: I'll let you know next time I go, if you want to go eat there again.
Kobal: Sorry this was your last chance.
wooly weirdo: Would you like to hear about this strange nightmare I had last month?
Kobal: Hey, I am a demon...don't even tell me about strange!
wooly weirdo: What more can I say about strange that hasn't already been said?
Kobal: I once possesed a political leader and made him say Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we...Now tell me you know strange.
wooly weirdo: How should I know?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Laurel Raven: There you go again, thinking as usual.
Azureon: I am set in my ways.
Laurel Raven: So, what are you up to today?
Azureon: Never you mind, I was finding things out as usual, and and a nasty dangerous business it was,
Laurel Raven: Oh...well, have you heard any interesting stories lately?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Laurel Raven: Then what happened?
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Laurel Raven: Such a wonderful world that we have plastic surgery
Azureon: To have surgery is a frightening experience, but it is all for the best.
Laurel Raven: Hear any funny jokes lately?
Azureon: It is an easy thing to hear funny jokes.
Laurel Raven: Yes, it is...I was hoping to hear some from you
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Laurel Raven: So...do you know any jokes?
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk!
Laurel Raven: That was pretty weak. Can I hear another joke?
Azureon: Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A. Because of his coffin.
Laurel Raven: You sound like you fell asleep in Laffy Taffy. Any more jokes for me?
Azureon: Really, how strange.
Azureon: I am set in my ways.
Laurel Raven: So, what are you up to today?
Azureon: Never you mind, I was finding things out as usual, and and a nasty dangerous business it was,
Laurel Raven: Oh...well, have you heard any interesting stories lately?
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Laurel Raven: Then what happened?
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.
Laurel Raven: Such a wonderful world that we have plastic surgery
Azureon: To have surgery is a frightening experience, but it is all for the best.
Laurel Raven: Hear any funny jokes lately?
Azureon: It is an easy thing to hear funny jokes.
Laurel Raven: Yes, it is...I was hoping to hear some from you
Azureon: Just as I thought!
Laurel Raven: So...do you know any jokes?
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk!
Laurel Raven: That was pretty weak. Can I hear another joke?
Azureon: Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? A. Because of his coffin.
Laurel Raven: You sound like you fell asleep in Laffy Taffy. Any more jokes for me?
Azureon: Really, how strange.
Bildgesmythe: (to Carlene) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Carlene: You become a vampire!
Bildgesmythe: Pesky little varments aint they? The undead always make such a fuss!
Carlene: Especially around midnite. I just wish they would use sterile teeth.
Bildgesmythe: I have garlic if you need it.
Carlene: Thanks. That might scare them off. Have you got a crucifix?
Bildgesmythe: No, can't say I have even wanted to.
Carlene: Just asking. Maybe I should nail you to one so you could know for sure.
Bildgesmythe: Hammers and nails are great inventions. It's so much quicker to nail something then to notch and peg.
Carlene: You got that right.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
Some from aaages ago:
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
The Dane: With all the strength and armour of the mind.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're here to save the world.
Henry Miller: Last night Boris discovered that he was lousy. I had to shave his armpits and even then the itching did not stop. how can one get lousy in a beautiful place like this?
God: Through me.
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
The Dane: With all the strength and armour of the mind.
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Alice Jester: I remember you. You're here to save the world.
Henry Miller: Last night Boris discovered that he was lousy. I had to shave his armpits and even then the itching did not stop. how can one get lousy in a beautiful place like this?
God: Through me.
Guest153: I had to pee in a cup the other day.
Bildgesmythe: No pun intended, but that's not my cup of tea.
Guest153: Now that was some funny shit right there. bam drum role please.
Bildgesmythe: I love the beat of a good drum!
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest153) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Guest153: Wrong
Bildgesmythe: I think you are wrong!
Guest153: But I think I am right
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
Bildgesmythe: No pun intended, but that's not my cup of tea.
Guest153: Now that was some funny shit right there. bam drum role please.
Bildgesmythe: I love the beat of a good drum!
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest153) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Guest153: Wrong
Bildgesmythe: I think you are wrong!
Guest153: But I think I am right
Bildgesmythe: You may be right, BUT..I breath fire.
quazgaa: Do you talk about bad ghosts to everyone, or just to me?
Kobal: OK, you know for a fact that everybody does?
quazgaa: Alright, now... You talked about bad ghosts, not long ago, right..? Tell me more, give me some clues...
Kobal: I know a few ghosts.
quazgaa: Want to know more about unearthing secrets? I can ask Interzone for some more info.
Kobal: Are you going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets?
quazgaa: I am going to give you to know more about unearthing secrets, indeed.
Kobal: You..going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets..ok...
quazgaa: Staying with you is always an experience. Such a charming character, you are, Kobal.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
Kobal: Depends where you are..it's 8:11 here.
Kobal: OK, you know for a fact that everybody does?
quazgaa: Alright, now... You talked about bad ghosts, not long ago, right..? Tell me more, give me some clues...
Kobal: I know a few ghosts.
quazgaa: Want to know more about unearthing secrets? I can ask Interzone for some more info.
Kobal: Are you going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets?
quazgaa: I am going to give you to know more about unearthing secrets, indeed.
Kobal: You..going to give me to know more about unearthing secrets..ok...
quazgaa: Staying with you is always an experience. Such a charming character, you are, Kobal.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
Kobal: Depends where you are..it's 8:11 here.
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