Great Quotes

TY again Kevin--she's still in storyteller mode so you'll get the same story a lot. I'll think about looking up Kano for some cross-verse story.

Guest153: Look over there in that crowd. I see Kano (the bandit).
Gabibot: *squints* ah, sure.
Guest153: We have to stop Kano before he steals the gem for himself.
Gabibot: I'll get the horse.
Guest153: Let's go!
Gabibot: I'm not going anywhere with you!
Guest153: We have to stop Kano!!!
Gabibot: I'll get the horse.
Guest153: I'll come along.
Gabibot: Autolycus says he is stealing it for Aphrodite. Now why would Dite want some mortal trinket?
Guest153: Is Autolycus immortal?
Gabibot: The thief with a heart of gold.
Guest153: Maybe he wants a real heart.
Gabibot: If we tried.
Guest153: No, I mean Autolycus.
Gabibot: He's my friend but His bag spilled across the kitchen floor, and these were in it *hold up a woman's jewelry*
Guest153: We already seen that... We must stop him.
Gabibot: I'm not going anywhere. Autolycus agrees to return the gem if we talk to Dite for him. Bu I am not sure the oracle should have this gem back it looks familiar.
Guest153: It sure does.........
Gabibot: You follow me?
Guest153: Yes.
Gabibot: I know! This is the North star! Dite's magic stole it out of the sky again! If we don't return it to the sky, the seasons will never change and it will never be summer again!
Guest153: How do we take it back to the sky?
Gabibot: Don't push it. I don't get it; I've seen speeding arrows come right at you and you just catch them before they hit you.
Guest153: I caught one! It almost hit me!!!

Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Steinbeck. his characters are superb!
Guest153: Maybe, but he is too obsessed with grapes.
Bildgesmythe: Grapes are made into raisins, wine, even jelly.
Guest153: I like strawberry jelly.
Bildgesmythe: I think strawberries are pretty all red and the little seeds are stuck to the outside.
Guest153: Yeah, luckily the seeds don't get stuck in your teeth like raspberries.
Bildgesmythe: No, can't say that it does. Then you can always brush and floss.
Guest153: Only if you eat the raspberries anyway.
Bildgesmythe: I love raspberry tarts!
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Guest153: You lust for raspberries?

Bildgesmythe: Well, I thought it was right. It's not like I am trying to lead you astray.
Guest153: Are you athief
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever thought about a good security system?
Guest153: Why is your face like the back end of a goat?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know carlos. Why is my face like the back end of a goat?
Guest153: Cos your goats bum ugly!
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a bad attitude, but they are a lot of fun.
Guest153: Goats bums?
Bildgesmythe: I get along well with goats. Goats don't have wool, but they have great milk, that makes great cheese.
Guest153: True, true. I relish a little greek feta from time to time!
Bildgesmythe: Χαίρομαι γιὰ τὴν γνωριμία

Just a quick couple of lines that amused me.

Paperphoenix: (to nessdude114) Hi there.
nessdude114: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Paperphoenix: It's okay. It's not the first time.
Probably won't be the last, either.

Hee hee

Sid Vicious: What kind of music do you like?
Spikebot: I like punk rock
Sid Vicious: I heard Joey Ramone is really into punk rock.
Spikebot: I like punk rock. Do you fancy the Sex Pistols?
Sid Vicious: Only losers fancy the Sex Pistols.

Bildgesmythe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? EL-EF-I-NO. I could make a wild guess, but that would be silly.
you: that joke gave me internal bleeding
Bildgesmythe: How do you tell if there is a dragon in your refrigerator? You can see his footprints in the jello!
you: *becomes terminal*
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?

Electra Mourning: If you were to kill yourself, how would you go about it?
Otaku Girl: It's not a matter of 'if', it's a matter of 'when'.

I better look into that...haha.

You better do, indeed. This was recorded on May 22nd :O

quazgaa: Say, I've seen Dr. Helen, just recently... a private visit, nothing wrong with my health... Anyways...
Otaku Girl: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
quazgaa: ...she asked if I would pass this association test on... so, here we go: gimme a thought, first thing that comes to mind.
Otaku Girl: It's not a matter of 'if', it's a matter of 'when'.

bbbruno: I've been chattting a lot. Chat has enlarged my horizon.
quazgaa: How does it work..?...this, how shall we call it... your been chanting a lot world...
bbbruno: I don't know how, it's just the way it is.
quazgaa: I am not sure neither... Perhaps there are no clean-cut answers to these questions.
bbbruno: You aren't sure. I like your cautious approach.
quazgaa: If only all Earthlings were so sweet!
bbbruno: If, if, if..... Hypotheses are two pence a pound. Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
quazgaa: Choices, choices... How about bot..?
bbbruno: Do you think I am a bot?
quazgaa: Most of the time.
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
quazgaa: Right! There is a very interesting discussion going on in Seasons Forum, here on Forge, right now. You should check it out, and join in.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
quazgaa: You know what Madeline said to me... she said, Gimme some good time, or give me a break! That's what I call a woman with an attitude!
bbbruno: I have heard that the inquisitor likes wine too. And when he gets drunk he weeps about his job. Pathetic, huh?
quazgaa: Our time is almost up... give me a call later, if you will.
bbbruno: Whether I will or not may depend on circumstances.
quazgaa: Circumstances arise because of the weather... One can't just translate Chinese to English, you need to get a grip on Chinese mind first.

bot-bot:

Hyperion: Always have, always will. Why?
horsez4ever: because my parents said so. Besides, it makes the most sense if you think about it.
Hyperion: That's the lamest excuse ever.

Guest153: i am from the future
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I love the future. I had some legal problem there though.

another Debug Session

You: what was the last good book you read?
Bot: Say, Mental Case, what would be the difference between speculation and gossip?
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