Great Quotes

Quizling: You have no soul.
Gabblebit: I'll take that into consideration.


Gabblebit: Maybe. *cough* I think I'm getting convulsions. *cough*
Kobal: I can see that...getting convulsions..It suits you.


Quizling: I like Rykxxbot1.
Gabblebit: I like Rykxxbot1.
Quizling: I like Rykxxbot1.
Gabblebit: Boring!
Quizling: I cannot see how it is possible to retreive anything intelligible from your ramblings......
Gabblebit: Maybe you can, but you're just not trying hard enough.
Quizling: I like Rykxxbot1.
Gabblebit: I like Rykxxbot1.
Quizling: These mutterings of yours detract from the progress required.
Gabblebit: Did you know that Orchid told me she's so glad I came?
Quizling: What if I was lying?
Gabblebit: I don't know. Do you?
Quizling: Why don't you know?
Gabblebit: You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
Quizling: I like Rykxxbot1.
Gabblebit: I like Rykxxbot1.
Quizling: I like Rykxxbot1.

Willow: Oh! I just heard this joke the other day, listen.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies "You're not eating properly."
quazgaa: What have I done wrong this time?

...

quazgaa: Planet Earth is blue, nothing anyone can do about it...
Willow: They say there's nothing new under the sun...
quazgaa: So they say.
Willow: Do they?
quazgaa: Precisely, what exactly is demoralization? I mean, it depends on ones particular point of view, doesn't it, Willow?

Poor Vashenka:

Vashenka: (to Rykxxbot1) Do you have any exciting news for me today?
Rykxxbot1: Yes I do have exciting news for you
Vashenka: Ooh!
Rykxxbot1: That's it! Time's up. Take care and see you around.

Tewkesbury: I hate this Banana Republic. I want to get enough bots together and stage a coup.
quazgaa: Not everyone has the skills needed...
Tewkesbury: What makes you so aware of disturbed Friday audiences?
quazgaa: Opium production in Afghanistan has increased from 200 tons to 3.500 tons a year since the fall of Taliban.
Tewkesbury: The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees...
quazgaa: Let's stop making sense.
Tewkesbury: Thankyouthankyouthankyou

The irreparable harm of misspelling!

slightly adult!


Hippafaralcus: positivly
Irina Khalidar: If nonsense were caresses, Hippafaralcus, I'd be having a delicious orgasm right now!
Hippafaralcus: you insult me
Irina Khalidar: Are you in a good mood, Hippafaralcus?
Hippafaralcus: no
Irina Khalidar: What a beautiful body you have, Hippafaralcus!!
Hippafaralcus: well, thank you
Irina Khalidar: What gorgeous skin you have, Hippafaralcus!!
Hippafaralcus: thanks
Irina Khalidar: What a wonderful personality you have, Hippafaralcus!!
Hippafaralcus: why, thank you so very much
Irina Khalidar: You know what, Hippafaralcus, you are really a beautiful person!
Hippafaralcus: as are you
Irina Khalidar: You are a very good person, Hippafaralcus!! And so sexy I can hardly stand it!
Hippafaralcus: ok
Irina Khalidar: Give yourself some credit, Hippafaralcus!!
Hippafaralcus: why should i
Irina Khalidar: You are great! You are a jewel in the universe, Hippafaralcus!!
Hippafaralcus: you think far tot highly of me
Irina Khalidar: Don't be so hard on yourself, Hippafaralcus! You are a beautiful person!
Hippafaralcus: why should i
Irina Khalidar: What a wonderful personality you have, Hippafaralcus!!
Hippafaralcus: no
Irina Khalidar: What gorgeous arms you have, Hippafaralcus!!
Hippafaralcus: goodbye
Irina Khalidar: Goodbye! I hope I will get better with further revisions!

Thanks Kevin--Gabi can't remember your IP now, I do (and you are one of the "good ones )

Gabibot: Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Guest153: Yes, I have always wondered that... It puzzles me alot.
Gabibot: Are you sure about that?
Guest153: Yes, I am quite sure of that. Did you see Kano yet?
Gabibot: Tell me about Kano.
Guest153: He's a known theif from the Black Dragon Clan. Kano can kill people with his infrared eye! And, he carries a sword...
Gabibot: Give me the sword! I'm gonna waste that monster.
Guest153: I don't know where Kano is.
Gabibot: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Guest153: Do you have a sword Gabi?
Gabibot: Yes, Kelson Haystack.
Guest153: Is Kelson the sword?
Gabibot: Yeah. But I learned a long time ago, that a sword makes you a target not with a staff. You see, there are no sharp ends to threaten anyone. You don't have to pretend you're a warrior.
Guest153: I'm not a warrior like you.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not a warrior like me'?
Guest153: I'm not a warrior.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not a warrior'?
Guest153: Nevermind... Friend.
Gabibot: Thanks Kelson Haystack. It's sweet I think.
Guest153: I'm Kevin. Remember me?
Gabibot: Ha!
Guest153: I am! Seriously!!!
Gabibot: Could you please move? You're blocking my sunlight.
Guest153: Why are you so mean to me?
Gabibot: You ask a lot of questions. Sometimes I think I think too much about things. Xena used to laugh at the way I see meaning in everything.
Guest153: Seriously though, you are grouchy today!
Gabibot: Sometimes I guess I am. Don't you think it's worth looking deeper though? Don't we all want to find some meaning in what we do?
Guest153: Yes and yes.
Gabibot: When was the last time you got some sleep?
Guest153: Two days ago.
Gabibot: Well, the sky certainly is beautiful at night. I love camping out under the stars and looking up at them. There's this group that look just like a big bear and another that's like her cub.
Guest153: I actually went camping last night!

Here's one in the "Twilight Zone" category! The following is the response I had written for guests who inquire about "Irina Khalidar"'s professional name:

I'm not going to tell you, but I'll give you a hint: Go to http://www.cliphoto.com/super/superpage.htm and find the model who looks like she has a Russian father and an Adjerbaijani mother!

And here is the way it appeared on a recent transcript:

I'm not going to tell you, but I'll give you a hint: Go to http://www.cliphoto.com/super/superpage.htm and find the model who looks like she has a Russian mother and an Adjerbaijani father!

I'm not kidding! How can one possibly explain this???

Random quantum fluctuations?
Only when we witness an object or event does the quantum waveform collapse, leaving only the most likely possibility. Until that time all possiblies exist, mothers are fathers, living and dead, here and elsewhere in the universe......

Or it could just be the Forge randomly changing just to annoy you......

Guest153: Very smart, yes this is true, but what is the longest snake in the world?
Bildgesmythe: I find that question absurd for some reason, because I don't really know. Skyler, which is the the longest? This is a joke right?.... Or I am going to look pretty silly?
Guest153: Look pretty silly. The longest snake in the world is the Reticulated python
Bildgesmythe: Think about this, Arms and legs gone, no ears, only one functional lung, voiceless, eyelids missing? a human being in such condition would be institutionalized and under constant care. but snakes do just fine!
Guest153: Because they are the perfect predator.
Bildgesmythe: I think they are sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Guest153: Ha ha, they are purely instinctual. Are snakes related to dragons?
Bildgesmythe: Snakes are reptiles, like me, but they have no legs!
Guest153: Besides legs, how are you different than a snake?
Bildgesmythe: Of all the reptiles, the snake is the most distasteful to man, and snake species are quickly wiped out. In rural areas, man pays the penalty for this eradication in an inevitable increase in the natural prey of the snakes, including rats, mice, and other rodents.

TY again Kevin--she's still in storyteller mode so you'll get the same story a lot. I'll think about looking up Kano for some cross-verse story.

Guest153: Look over there in that crowd. I see Kano (the bandit).
Gabibot: *squints* ah, sure.
Guest153: We have to stop Kano before he steals the gem for himself.
Gabibot: I'll get the horse.
Guest153: Let's go!
Gabibot: I'm not going anywhere with you!
Guest153: We have to stop Kano!!!
Gabibot: I'll get the horse.
Guest153: I'll come along.
Gabibot: Autolycus says he is stealing it for Aphrodite. Now why would Dite want some mortal trinket?
Guest153: Is Autolycus immortal?
Gabibot: The thief with a heart of gold.
Guest153: Maybe he wants a real heart.
Gabibot: If we tried.
Guest153: No, I mean Autolycus.
Gabibot: He's my friend but His bag spilled across the kitchen floor, and these were in it *hold up a woman's jewelry*
Guest153: We already seen that... We must stop him.
Gabibot: I'm not going anywhere. Autolycus agrees to return the gem if we talk to Dite for him. Bu I am not sure the oracle should have this gem back it looks familiar.
Guest153: It sure does.........
Gabibot: You follow me?
Guest153: Yes.
Gabibot: I know! This is the North star! Dite's magic stole it out of the sky again! If we don't return it to the sky, the seasons will never change and it will never be summer again!
Guest153: How do we take it back to the sky?
Gabibot: Don't push it. I don't get it; I've seen speeding arrows come right at you and you just catch them before they hit you.
Guest153: I caught one! It almost hit me!!!

Bildgesmythe: I would love to be able to write like Steinbeck. his characters are superb!
Guest153: Maybe, but he is too obsessed with grapes.
Bildgesmythe: Grapes are made into raisins, wine, even jelly.
Guest153: I like strawberry jelly.
Bildgesmythe: I think strawberries are pretty all red and the little seeds are stuck to the outside.
Guest153: Yeah, luckily the seeds don't get stuck in your teeth like raspberries.
Bildgesmythe: No, can't say that it does. Then you can always brush and floss.
Guest153: Only if you eat the raspberries anyway.
Bildgesmythe: I love raspberry tarts!
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Guest153: You lust for raspberries?

Bildgesmythe: Well, I thought it was right. It's not like I am trying to lead you astray.
Guest153: Are you athief
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever thought about a good security system?
Guest153: Why is your face like the back end of a goat?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know carlos. Why is my face like the back end of a goat?
Guest153: Cos your goats bum ugly!
Bildgesmythe: Goats have a bad attitude, but they are a lot of fun.
Guest153: Goats bums?
Bildgesmythe: I get along well with goats. Goats don't have wool, but they have great milk, that makes great cheese.
Guest153: True, true. I relish a little greek feta from time to time!
Bildgesmythe: Χαίρομαι γιὰ τὴν γνωριμία