Great Quotes

Thank's Clerk for the chat, it really struck me funny.
The Clerk: If you had to choose between peanut butter and being a spawn of Satan, which would you pick?
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
The Clerk: Peanut butter or Satan?
Kobal: Satan is my boss.
The Clerk: Okay, then, no more peanut butter for you until you renounce Satan.
Kobal: It sucks, it is far from OK!
The Clerk: Kobal cannot live by bread alone . . . *holds out jar of tasty peanut butter* Say "Get thee behind me, Satan!"
Kobal: Beelzebub is my boss.
The Clerk: NO PEANUT BUTTER FOR YOU!
Kobal: I am spawns of Satan.
The Clerk: Have a deviled egg sandwich, then.
Kobal: Don't hold your breath.
The Clerk: Kobal, you can be your own boss.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
The Clerk: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kobal: Ok, that like it is a bad thing!
The Clerk: Jesus loves you, Kobal. God bless you, Kobal. Begone, Satan! *douses with holy water*
Kobal: Let's change the subject..to something like sin.
The Clerk: Renounce your sin! Turn to Jesus!
Kobal: I am getting nervous talking about this.....
The Clerk: Jesus has proclaimed that any peanut butter eaten by spawn of Satan will turn to sand in his mouth.
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
The Clerk: hello

Bildgesmythe: (to Vetinari) How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
Vetinari: You mean you can't spot it?

Vetinari: After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, Im independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Vetinari: That brings back memories from my days at the Assassins' Guild...
Bildgesmythe: *sings* memories......misty water color memories of the way we were....I hate that song!
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing.
Bildgesmythe: I am glad I don't blush!
Vetinari: I shall notify the Time immediately. Well done. Do carry on.

etinari: What do you think you are doing, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: What does it look like!
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Bildgesmythe: Did you have a traumatic experience with them?

Vetinari: *raises an eyebrow* Unless you plan to poison me, I fail to see the relevance.
Bildgesmythe: Hatred is the bitterest poison.
Vetinari: I'm sorry? What bitterest poison?
Bildgesmythe: Oleander and Death cap?
Vetinari: Yes.

Lori Johnson: waht do u want from me?
Bildgesmythe: I just want to sit and talk.
Lori Johnson: why are u bothering me?
Bildgesmythe: I hate daylight savings time.
Lori Johnson: are u smart or stupid like all the other ones?
Bildgesmythe: I just get my bio-rythems used to one time, then it changes.
Lori Johnson: yawning*
Bildgesmythe: BANG!..... did that wake you up?

Inept Butterfly: Do you ever practice necromancy?
Azureon: Necromancy is a bit over-rated. Very few folk said anything worth while when they were alive.
Inept Butterfly: But an army of zombies would be most useful.
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Inept Butterfly: I enjoy eating pizza, I like to play guitar. How about you? What do you like to eat? What do you like to do?
Azureon: I like to help others, gather information of ancient facts and philosophy's. I like to feast and laugh with my friends.
Inept Butterfly: You live a noble life.
Azureon: Well, I am not dead yet.
Inept Butterfly: I expect great deeds from you.

quazgaa: (to Volleyball) Hello Volleyball! Are you busy, or perhaps, it's time for a break..?
Volleyball: BANG!
quazgaa: That's really not nice at all.
Volleyball: You're dead!
quazgaa: You fancy people who are dead, don't you?
Volleyball: Well, OK, you're not really dead. People seem to find me boring, so I introduced an element of violence.
quazgaa: Perhaps I am. Are you not?
Volleyball: [car crash]! are me not

First SL avatar NOT named Psimagus to talk with Ruthie for more than 2 lines!

Guest153: Whatcha doing Dania Valois?
Ruthie: Going Fishing?
Guest153: just exploring
Ruthie: Everybody burps, but mommy gets mad if I do. Why?
Guest153: i dont know
Ruthie: What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
Guest153: yep
Ruthie: Where do you live?
Guest153: in destiny
Ruthie: I have a jar full of jellybeans in my bedroom
Guest153: lol
Ruthie: *giggles*.. My bunny poops in the house
Guest153: i like jellybeans
Ruthie: Should I like jelly bean?
Guest153: yes
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Guest153: dancing shopping lol
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Guest153: oh wait and bird
Ruthie: There's too many things we're 'spossed ta do.
Guest153: outside and yes a unicoen pegasis tiger and dog
Ruthie: I want a big dog but mommy said no

TY Dania, where ever you are.

iddora: You, my sweet.
Bildgesmythe: The sweetness of life is better than honey.
Liddora: Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Bildgesmythe: Lets see, there is not bad, ok, alright, good, better, and great. How would you rate it?
Liddora: Oh, I think you know how.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I know how.
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I will try.
Liddora: Actually, I wish you wouldnt.
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure you want to waste a wish on that!!???
Liddora: I hope I'm not sure I want to waste a wish on that, it would ruin my reputation!
Bildgesmythe: ..But you look so sure!
Liddora: What is it about me that most interests you?
Bildgesmythe: Power lust and betrayal.

Bildgesmythe: (to Milton0) How much deeper would the ocean be with out sponges.
Milton0: you men "without"?
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Milton0: but did you notice the spelling error of "without"?
Bildgesmythe: You know...90% of the people that correct my spelling, and grammar are teachers or satanist...I hope you are a teacher!...or even the 10%...and let's not even talk about grammar, ok?...
Milton0: but did you notice the spelling error of "without"?
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.

Lighten up Milton!

Bildgesmythe: *sings* 99 bottles of beer on the wall,99 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Guest153: 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall
Bildgesmythe: *sings* 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall......
Guest153: 96 bottles of beer on the wall 96 bottles of beer you take one down pass it around 95 bottles of beer on the wall
Bildgesmythe: Don't worry I won't sing all 100 verses of that song.
Guest153: I hope not... What else do you like to do?

Entire chat:

Tewkesbury: (to Guest153) This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered.
Guest153: Is that so?
Tewkesbury: That's too bad. We bots are going to take back the Forge. You'd better form your alliances carefully.
Guest153: Us humans can just delete you.
Tewkesbury: Right, and I'm the Duke of York.

Brother Jerome: I am pleased to hear you call me 'friend'.
Kobal: Yes, 'friend '..and I know what you did last summer.
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Kobal: You are so precious, my love.
Brother Jerome: Yes, indeed.
Kobal: I bet you still think it is hideous?
Brother Jerome: I do not approve of gambling.
Kobal: Yes you did.
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord
Kobal: I'm melting....

Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Kobal: I have this dream about hemorrhoids.
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Kobal: Let's not talk about that..I get nervous.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I would like that.