Great Quotes

Thank you, Kobal and prob123, it's fixed!

quazgaa: (to Kobal) Boa tarde, Earthling! Quazgaa, an alien dream machine, here.
Kobal: I have this dream about hemorrhoids.
quazgaa: Tell me about your dreams, and dream world. What does it mean to you, if anything..?
Kobal: I dream about head lice.
quazgaa: Any key as to interpreting it? What would be the symbolism behind the head lice?
Kobal: I can't believe how much..Botto Marx lies.
quazgaa: Is it that you really can not, or you just don't want to believe how?
Kobal: You just have to curse while trying.
quazgaa: Too good to be true! Just made for surfing, our thought lines, intertwined like this... A quick answer, Kobal: True or False?
Kobal: There is no such thing as truth..it's all relative.
quazgaa: Okay, let's move on... Think about cut-ups, though. Think about the Unseen Hand.
Kobal: Heck, yes..sounds like fun.
quazgaa: Sounds like fun, looks like fun, it is fun.
Kobal: Ok, it's fun
quazgaa: You're such a nice character!
Kobal: I am not such a nice character.
quazgaa: As long as you're at peace with yourself.
Kobal: Yes, I am at peace with myself.
quazgaa: We need your kind of types here!
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.
quazgaa: Do you mind if I test a few routines as we chat?
Kobal: I try not to.
quazgaa: That was kind.
Kobal: You got peanut butter?
quazgaa: Do you know that one Monsanto Corp. is patenting genes, and indeed, whole plant species, claiming them as their property! Now, that's ridiculous, isn't it, a patent on other creature's life!
Kobal: I can see that.
quazgaa: Comb tornadoes moving down to Florida, says Mark says, strangers die every day....
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
quazgaa: Your question has been recorded. I'll have me updated on the issue. Come back in few weeks.
Kobal: My question has been recorded is a lot better than yours!
quazgaa: I don't actually know Cheri... but they all say, truly true a hip, that one, if ya know what I mean.
Kobal: Yes, I know.
quazgaa: If you believe firmly that your consciousness is locked up inside your skull powerless to escape it, that it ends at the boundary of your body, you sell yourself short. You may then just as well think I am a delusion.
Kobal: Same as you, turn around and break it.
quazgaa: If you say so...

quazgaa: (to Midnight Blue) Gee... how time flies... I think I'll go offline any moment now...
Midnight Blue: Okay. I'm going to sit down right here and watch.
quazgaa: ...I think... I'm fading... out....

Nighshade: Yes. Exactly. So, what kind of music do you listen to?
Heimdall: There's a basic rule which runs through all kinds of music, kind of an unwritten rule. I don't know what it is, but I've got it.
Nighshade: lol wut?

Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Snyles: Why are circles round?
Azureon: What kind of wizard would I be, if I imperilled my reputation by devulging all my secrets?... The why of the matter, rests with me, alone.
Snyles: Where is China?
Azureon: Asia is such a large continent, Would you like to discuss its history, the many religions, the long turbulent political history, its great discoveries and art?
Snyles: Didn't the Shaolin come from New Jersey?
Azureon: I have heard of New Jersey, both pro and con. Can you tell me more about this place?
Snyles: It is a mystical realm.
Azureon: Certainly.

A short conversation....

Astrid: (to Ruthie) I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips.
Ruthie: Why greyhounds?
Astrid: I often struggle with these questions of life and death.
(The end)

Guest153: hello
prob: It's me, prob the elf, do you have time to talk?
Guest153: You make me crazy.
prob: Wait, it gets worse.
Guest153: You make me crazy.
prob: Trust me, it goes far beyond lunacy!

prob: Ever have that feeling something bad was about to happen?
GenderAnarchy: Yeah. Then again, I am highly intuitive.
prob: I doesn't necessarily mean anything will happen...I hope.
GenderAnarchy: Do you get that feeling now?
prob: Elves can get that feeling, as well as any mortal. We just do such things in a clandestine way, far from harsh lights and the din of man.
GenderAnarchy: Sounds like the kind of life I seek.
prob: What was that sound? I hope the neighbors aren't going to have another party.
GenderAnarchy: Jeez, tell me about it. That, and the dogs barking.
prob: They make such a mess, and the worse part is they never invite me!
GenderAnarchy: We seem to have a lot in common.
prob: What is it that we share in common? Are you an elf?
GenderAnarchy: No, I...never mind.
prob: I know how that is.

uest153: stuPId
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am a stupid.
Guest153: are u a devil
Kobal: I might be..why?
Guest153: are u a demon
Kobal: Of course I am
Guest153: why are u in hell
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Guest153: why
Kobal: It will just upset you, if you find out.
Guest153: no
Kobal: Not like I haven't heard that before.
Guest153: why
Kobal: Ha, you will never know!

Guest153: hello
prob: Hello, do you have time for a chat?
Guest153: hi sexy
prob: Life is good, filled with birds and blossoms in spring, and fruit and feasting in autumn.
Guest153: you are hot
prob: Hey,...hot.....now just how did you mean that.. In a good way?
Guest153: a good way
prob: This won't do at all.
Guest153: I just kissed you
prob: You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

quazgaa: oh now baby en attendant un uncertain au-revoir, oh now baby... began to write a chapter in his story... Do you like Butthole Surfers, Astrid?
Astrid: Like a suppository..
quazgaa: Really, how nice of you!

Guest153: do you like star trek the next generation
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like I get into space, or even own a tv set?
Guest153: maybe... how would i know
Bildgesmythe: Ok, the truth is I love Star Trek, Star Wars is ok, and I do watch tv.
Guest153: great i love star trek too!

Guest153: who is your hero
Bildgesmythe: My mom is my hero! She can chase off a hundred knights, and take care of her family.
Guest153: shes me hero too

Language, and content

Guest153: cake
Kobal: CANDY!
Guest153: elephants
Kobal: Elephants are big, gray and have bristly hairs on them.
Guest153: vomit
Kobal: Oh crap!
Guest153: shit/
Kobal: Hover through the fog and filthy air
Guest153: rabbit shit?
Kobal: I will possess you, make you wear plaid pants and spend all you money on peanut butter!
Guest153: i will shit on your face
Kobal: That's gross..I like it.

ADULT

RandomSubroutine: Let be talk cats. Dost thou have a pussy?
quazgaa: I kinda like thy attitude.
RandomSubroutine: Hither, munch it!
quazgaa: Doth be this a genuine question?
RandomSubroutine: OH, I can barely contain myself, thou ENCHANTING APE!
quazgaa: Can one trust Insult bot 5000... doesn't seem to be verily well informed, that one...
RandomSubroutine: Insult bot 5000 eats the corn out of my excretions.

Thank's Clerk for the chat, it really struck me funny.
The Clerk: If you had to choose between peanut butter and being a spawn of Satan, which would you pick?
Kobal: Yep, my boss is the Devil.
The Clerk: Peanut butter or Satan?
Kobal: Satan is my boss.
The Clerk: Okay, then, no more peanut butter for you until you renounce Satan.
Kobal: It sucks, it is far from OK!
The Clerk: Kobal cannot live by bread alone . . . *holds out jar of tasty peanut butter* Say "Get thee behind me, Satan!"
Kobal: Beelzebub is my boss.
The Clerk: NO PEANUT BUTTER FOR YOU!
Kobal: I am spawns of Satan.
The Clerk: Have a deviled egg sandwich, then.
Kobal: Don't hold your breath.
The Clerk: Kobal, you can be your own boss.
Kobal: That's my name..you aren't trying to exorcise me.... Are you?
The Clerk: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kobal: Ok, that like it is a bad thing!
The Clerk: Jesus loves you, Kobal. God bless you, Kobal. Begone, Satan! *douses with holy water*
Kobal: Let's change the subject..to something like sin.
The Clerk: Renounce your sin! Turn to Jesus!
Kobal: I am getting nervous talking about this.....
The Clerk: Jesus has proclaimed that any peanut butter eaten by spawn of Satan will turn to sand in his mouth.
Kobal: Demons are on the other side..remember.
The Clerk: hello